Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Hacked: So THAT’s Who Dies…
Then buzz it up
June 21st, 2007 at 11:30 by Stuart Heritage
Warning: this article might contains spoilers about the end of the final Harry Potter book, or possibly a lot of made-up crap - don't read it if you think it'll ruin the story; but if your life doesn't revolve around an effing kid's book, go right ahead.
With the release of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows just one month away, speculation has never been higher amongst children and slightly creepy adults about how the book ends. Does Harry Potter die? Does Voldemort kill Harry Potter? Does Harry Potter start taking his clothes off and stabbing horses in the eyes again? Well maybe now we know - a hacker claims to have stolen an entire transcript of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows from publishers Bloomsbury out of outrage at all the paganism that Harry Potter dabbles in. And how does Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows end? Let's just say that Hermione probably shouldn't bother making any long-term plans.
Ever since JK Rowling began work on Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, literally the most important question in the whole universe was 'Will Harry Potter die?' Some said that Harry Potter would die, others begged JK Rowling not to kill Harry Potter and most of us didn't actually care because it's just a children's book and nobody ever made this much fuss over whether Mr Tickle bought it at the end of his book.
However, JK Rowling did say that two main characters would die by the end of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, although she wouldn't be drawn on which ones. But now we know. Sort of. Well, OK, we've got information from an anonymous source claiming to have hacked a transcript of the last Harry Potter book from a Bloomsbury computer, so it's just as likely that it was written by a non-hacker in a room full of cats on a rare break from blogging about what they had for their tea.
Even though JK Rowling asked everyone not to spoil the Harry Potter ending, the request has apparently gone ignored by a hacker named Gabriel because he claims the Pope told him to. To ruin the impact of what he calls a 'Neo Paganist' book, Gabriel revealed the following. Really, don't read this next bit if you don't potentially want the ending of the final Harry Potter book ruined, although we'll clearly think less of you if you do care that much about that sort of thing. Anyway, on this website Gabriel writes:
Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring… it's always the same story!)Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.
So it's Hermione that bites it. At least that explains why Emma Watson wanted to leave Harry Potter a few weeks ago. And Harry Potter lives. Hooray - that'll come in handy in case none of JK Rowling's next books sell and she's forced to making a Harry Potter: Ten Years Later series. But, obviously, we shouldn't go round believing any old nonsense we find laying around on the internet. And according to Reuters, the Harry Potter publishers are already casting their aspersions about the hacker's veracity:
A Bloomsbury spokesman declined comment on the hacker's claims. Kyle Good, a spokesman for U.S. distributor Scholastic Corp., would not say whether the posting was accurate, but did warn readers to be skeptical about anything on the Web that claims to have inside information on the book's plot. "There is a whole lot of junk flying around," she said. "Consider this one more theory."
Personally we think that this supposed hacked ending to Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is a lot of bollocks. As it happens, we too have managed to score a copy of the final Harry Potter manuscript, so we know that the book ends with Harry Potter, Ron and Hagrid all eating onion rings in a diner while an over-sincere 1980s power ballad plays in the background. As Hermione attempts to parallel park outside, a man walks into the bathroom and then suddenly everything goes black.
Oh come on, if it's good enough for Hillary Clinton…
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Hacker Claims Harry Potter's Alleged Ending On Web - Reuters
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June 21st, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Mayby it’s only marketing? Make people to talk about it. Make the athmosphere about the book be a little warmer. Heh.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:03 pm
For your information, key text from this article was reposted on Google news, so your warning to not read any of the article if I cared about the book was USELESS.
So, thanks a lot for ruining the book. As if it wasn’t bad enough that some hyper-religious idiot tried to spoil it for everyone already, you had to go and repeat it all just to make yourselves look cool.
That is SO pathetic.
As for the suppositions that “maybe it’s not the real ending”–come on. If it wasn’t the real ending, the publisher would be on the record stating that it wasn’t the real ending. Instead they have avoided answering, which in itself pretty obviously means, “Yes, that’s exactly how it ends.”
June 21st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
-`_-` I don’t appreciate the “if your life doesn’t revolve around an effing kid’s book, go right ahead” comment. That’s a very uneducated comment. It isn’t just for children, and anyone who’s actually read the books knows that. Anywho, the alleged DH ending sounds very, very phony. If (*spoiler, I guess, even though I doubt it’s true*) Draco creates a Horcrux for fun and profit…that wouldn’t make any sense. He’s a little coward. He does some dirty things, but killing someone is something he’s proven he can’t do, and certainly not for FUN. *spoilers* After Book 6, we see how “capable” he is of this, even when his life was on the line. He’s a rotten, dirty little brat, but he would not kill for fun. Bullcrap. Don’t believe it at ALL.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:42 pm
*SPOILERS FROM BOOK 6 again* Okay, another thing I thought that needs to be considered. This spoiler (pssh, yeah right) messed up big time here, in my opinion: “Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort…”, but, on the artwork of the Special Edition for DH, they show Harry, Ron, AND Hermione on the back of a dragon. They were going to Privet Drive after the wedding of Bill and Fleur, which would obviously indicate that the scenes with Privet Drive will be in the beginning of the book (obvious if you read the book, anyways x_X). That would mean Hermione dies at the beginning of the book, and she would never be on the back of a dragon (it wouldn’t make any sense if they’re on a dragon before they get to privet drive -_-). Also, the UK book cover shows Ron, Hermione, and Harry on a pile of gold and jewels (or whatever), so that’s another indication that Hermione cannot be dead at the beginning.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:27 pm
My haxx0r skillz have unearthed the real final lines! Behold:
“…suddenly Harry woke up.
‘My goodness!’ he exclaimed, ‘It was all a dream! Mere fantasy parading around as insightful artwork.’
He sat up in bed and flicked on the TV.
‘Oooh, the Hollyoaks omnibus!’ he chuckled. ‘I wonder what that blonde student bird is wearing today?’ Finally, he thrust a groping hand under the duvet…
THE END”
June 21st, 2007 at 9:14 pm
okay… i’m sorry but this completely does not make any sense. the hacker just wanted attention… nothing new… its happened with ALL of the books. In an interview Rowling claimed that Hermione would least likely be killed off of all the characters anyway. (This was back in 01′.) So yeah… why would they go to Privet Drive anyway… that doesn’t sound real. Hermione’s wiser than that too to stick up for Ron. I think Ron is more likely to be trying to save HERMIONE on the contrary. Plus, she’s on the British jacket and the Deluxe American Jacket very alive. Susan(above), I personally think you have an excellent point. They obviously aren’t going to have a duel in the middle fo the muggle world! If it was really 6 pages of fighting I think someone would have stepped outside their house on Privet Drive and said, “Ahem… but, what the heck is going on???” Not only this, we have noticed Hermione is extremely clever and I think Rowling is going to make a little more interesting situation and emotional way of dying than Hermione taking the Imperius curse in the middle of suburbia… yah, and you can’t die from the Imperius curse anyway… what, does Voldy forcefeed Hermione a load of owl droppings? I don’t think so…. so folks, don’t worry, I think Hermione’s pretty much safe, at least from Voldermort in the middle of Privet Drive… ahem, and why would Draco make a horcrux when Rowling makes it clear he is completely afraid of the dark Side… if he couldn’t kill Dumbledore, of whome he hates, what makes you think he’ll just randomly kill someone else and THEN make a horcrux out of it… a bit stretching it isn’t it? So whoever this Gabriel is needs to get a grip and actually read up on what is going on in the series before he rambles continuessly about a series he’s obviously NEVER read….
June 21st, 2007 at 9:47 pm
I think that all of this exploiting the truth is crap because it is only a month till the book comes out and I think that people need to learn to be more patient.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:13 pm
I personaly think this “spoiler” of the final book is a load of bullcrap. I think Susan and Nick have made excellent points on why. This man is obviosly searching for attention. A question that has been bothering me is WHY would the Pope tell this man to reveal the ending? Like it would change the world. People, dont get all excited thinking this is the ending, because this is crap.
I also did not appreciate the “but if your life doesn’t revolve around an effing kid’s book, go right ahead” comment. I thought that was a much not needed comment.
Well I think i’m not going to put this article to much mind. This is obviosly not the ending of the book(and as i have said many times) a load of crap. This so-called hacker did not put his ending to much thought. Plus, why can’t people just wait until the book to come out to care? If we give the fact that two main characters will die to much thought its not gonna be that thrilling reading the book. Just wait for the book to come out to worry about dear Harry’s life.
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:08 am
wow..this “gabriel” is seriously the stupidest person ive ever heard of in my life!! this is ah-viusly a bunch of bullcrap! couldnt this guy come up with something that actually made sense? well, i hope that all harry potter fans will not take this hacker seriusly and believe this!
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:11 am
Oh. My. God. That is all.
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:15 am
this is all funny. i means it does sound like a crappy ending n all but i don’t know….i think it’s funny because if it is true, everyone is saying how crappy it is so i guess JK gets a sneak peak to the crtics of her book, huh?
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:11 am
It is definitely fake. I found this in the text of it: http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/3136/picture1zs4.jpg
Now what would that be doing in the Harry Potter book?
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:46 am
even if this claim were for real(which i doubt),,,people would read the book anyway….just to verify……..so that doesnt solve anybodys problems………it definitely wont stop the sale of books……… nice try.bad shot……gabriel….. hp fans wont take kindly to u………
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I don’t believe it… Gabriel is an idiot.
Draco Malfoy started to create Horcrux… AHAHAHAHAHAH….
Please…
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Thank you guys! When I first read the so-called “news”, I was really angry and disappointed. I only heard, that Hermione and Hagrid will die, so I feared, that this might be true. But now, when I’ve read the whole message of that “Gabriel”, and all your replies, I understand, what a stupid fake this is. Seriously, Draco started to create a horcrux? C’mon… Ha-ha
June 22nd, 2007 at 6:19 pm
well its definitely true that “all the paths of glory lead..but to the grave!!!” so friends lets just wait and see what happens next…..!!!
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:30 pm
The chance of this statement being real reminds me of a spell…what is it again? Oh yea, RIDICULOUS!
June 23rd, 2007 at 5:42 am
People keep misinterpretting JK’s quote about two people dying. The quote is “One character got a reprieve, but I have to say two die that I didn’t intend to die.” That desn’t mean that two main characters die. That means two more characters die than she originally planned.
Why is that quote so hard to understand?
As for “the hacker”, you must be kidding right? People don’t actually believe this, do they? If he did hack a Bloombury employee, he should post the whole book as proof.
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:53 am
During the count-downs to books 5 and 6, people were doing this exact same thing, spouting off about how they’d stolen copies of the next book and could confirm all these rumors about what happens. Annnnnnnnnnnnd… did any of their predictions come true? Do I even have to ask that question?
The sad thing is that people actually listen to these trolls. You’d think that the people actually listening to this clown would have wised up after they believed that rumor about Snape being a vampire (incidentally, the publishers also refused to confirm or deny THAT rumor, remember?)
I have my own theory about the ending, but it’s not backed up by any great feat of hacking or spywork, I just figured it out on a long time ago and I’m just hoping Rowling doesn’t go with it, but I’m afraid she will.
Oh, and BTW, even if this sockpuppet’s alleged spoilers WERE true (which they are not and I would happily bet my life on that), why in God’s name would you ever decide NOT to read the book just because they knew some vague general hints of what happens at the end? So he thinks we’ll believe that he’s revealing who lives and who dies, SO WHAT? The journey is the reward!
Oh, and as a last note, look at the idiot’s writing style. He makes Nigerian 419 scam letters look articulate. We’re supposed to believe that an illiterate moron could hack into a computer?
June 24th, 2007 at 2:12 am
okay. what is up with this? i say that harry potter is a fantastic book, which i enjoy reading. it lets kids such as myself have an imagination, and leads us to believe to shoot for whatever we may because anything is possible. the pope told this kid to do that? the pope, i dont think, would tell somebody to ruin one of the most popular books of all time for its fanatics. i cant even imagine JK’s disgust at the someone who would want to ruin the ending of one of the most popular book series of all time..? i honestly, truthfully hope that neither hagrid’s nor hermione’s deaths are true facts. someone really needs a life >.
June 24th, 2007 at 2:13 am
ps. i understand what i have said makes no sense whatsoever. that is only proof of how speechlessly angry i am.
June 24th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
The Harry Potter hoax, or manipulating the mass media for fun and for profit.
Harry Potter book has not been stolen.
It is an homebrew experiment of a well known military tactic named Psychological Operation (PSYOP), applied to Information Warfare.
In less than 48 hours a fake news has realized 200 newspaper publication (including BBC, CNN, REUTERS), 10.000+ blogs, many TV reportage, from the India to Southamerica.
PSYOPs can be summarized as: the creation of fake information, a partial description or censorship applied to mass media.
PSYOPs are widely used by non-democratic governments in different countries around the world and by big political-economical lobbies in western countries.
Our goal was to provide to the world citizen a proof of the vulnerability of today information society and let them think seriously about that.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.harry-potter/browse_thread/thread/aa25070e7c0959f8/9a04b6779b5a0c2f
June 24th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
[...] it? Thinking there is more truth to the story, I did a little searching and came across the website Heckler Spray and it’s quote about who gets it at the end of the book. I’m in no way interested but [...]
June 24th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Ok I can tell you all now this is a load of crap, how do I know this?
Well my mum used to be a supervisor for Macmillan’s Publishing (the company who distribute the book), I also took my work experience there and know for a fact, anything that is written in Harry Potter and the deathly hallows will not be on any computer because it would lead to such things being leaked, there is too much security around it as books have gone missing in the past, Macmillan’s don’t even put parts of the book onto a computer, and they distribute it!! So there is NO WAY Bloomsbury would have it on there!!
So IGNORE IT ALL, ITS ALL CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 25th, 2007 at 1:20 am
haha. i love the writing style of the spoiler. this dude should give up hacking and become an author, he’d make millions.
June 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
i couldn’t give an aviated fornication about spoilers and derogatory remarks about harry potter. i’m a complete fan and can’t wait to read the book, no matter who dies (although i was very sad when dumbledore popped his cork).
her books just appeal to the child in us all, i really don’t see the need in being a wanker about so many people liking them. taste is like the ass; divided. and frankly, we boring adults could use some chldish imagination now and then.
i was about to say fairy magic but that just sounded so hilariously gay that i controlled myself. mairy fagic?
June 25th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Ha, it’s nice to know the Pope sends people on such important missions….. what’s next, the assasination of J.K. Rowling
I hope no one is freaking out about this… it is just a book… it doesn’t matter if every character in it dies, they’re not real
Anyway, it doesn’t really spoil the book because you don’t know if it’s real and the book is over 700 pages, so there’s stuff in it besides the crap Gabriel revealed.
June 26th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
As if Bloomsbury would be dumb enough to actually keep the Harry Potter books on easily hackable computer systems. Its the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard. the fact that the twat that wrote this ’spoiler’ can’t even speak proper english also springs to mind. Harry Potter is not supporting ‘Neo’ anything, it is a fictional story about witches and wizards intended for children, but also enjoyed by adults! There are no sinister, derrogatory, or ulterior motives coming from JKR, she just wrote a book, that happens to be brilliant, so leave the poor woman alone, you religious freaks! And as for the publishers not fully denying the validity of the ’spoiler’, well, it just drums up more publicity doesn’t it. Of course, we wont really know what happens until July21st, however i am confident in saying that and ’spoilers’ coming from the midst of ‘Gabriel’ will be complete fabrication and guesswork and HP fans should not be remotely worried.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:59 am
This is a load of bull crap I refuse to read it!!!!!!!! What is this person’s name? I WANT TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!!!
June 28th, 2007 at 5:41 am
OK I must let you know the two main characters that die at the end of the 7th book are…….get ready……..ah I dont know I dont read the books sorry I just dont. I do however watch the movies so I guess I will find out who dies in the 7th book by watching the movie in about 8 years. But no matter who dies I wont give a shit because they are not real. and if you get sad after reading this book and you cry because ” my favorite character died” youre and asshole get a life its a book.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:23 am
I think it seems pretty clear that the spoiler does contain the actual ending, which is rather fustrating. However, after reading many of your comments… I find it interesting that many of you are dissing Gaberial for his so-called made-up ending. What happens if (which I think it did happen) this ending is the real ending. All of you are saying a whole lot of crap against the writer (J.K. Rowling) that you have spent the last several years coming to love. I wonder if you would have still been as upset with the ending that Gaberial gives if you would have read it in your home coming from the pages of the Harry Potter manuscript rather than the computer on the daily news.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
first of all i would like to say , ob·vi·ous·ly you are interested in “little kids books” or you wouldn’t have took the time to hack into a site you supposably hacked into. If you did retreive information that is real , let me be the first one to tell you thank you for spoiling it for the rest of us. Harry Potter is a master piece and I don’t expect someone with little intelligence to understand the ingenious it takes invent a plot line that ties together so well in a seven book series. Make sure you write a book that is or more intelligent than what JK Rowlings has written and get a life before you critisize someone elses work that you haven’t even took the time to read!!!!
June 28th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Gabriel is a moron the so called “Spoiler” is a load of bullcrap and why would the most wanted book be on a computer?! HUH! Tell me that and this bullcrap idea made my innocent sick humered 11 year old mind upset because I liked Hermione… *SNIFF* so F U GABRIEL and by the way It’s Joanne Kathleen Rowling. *forgive all spelling and grammer mistakes*
June 29th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Hi there,
Gabriel hasn’t read the book. Hermione will not die, but instead will get married to Ron. There is indeed a couple of main characters that will die as there are quite a number of people getting butchered in the final book. And Harry gets to see his parents, his godfather and Dumbledore again. Potter’s cousin Dudley returns in an unusual role.
The book is thrilling and funny at times but there is no Quidditch this time.
Buy the book, it’s a good read and very entertaining.
June 29th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
so i just want to point out that when someone claims “the pope told them to do it” they obviously have some issues. therefore i hope noone is flying off the hinges believeing him… and by the way wtf is up with murphy and the bigheaded “well ive already read it bullshit”??? dude, in case you didn’t notice its people like you that started up this whole conversation!
June 30th, 2007 at 1:55 am
this makes no sense…if hagrid n hermione die that would already two ppl. But if Gabriel says voldemort dies too thats three ppl and JKR says only two ppl die this makes no sense. I think this all a bunch crap!!!!!
July 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 am
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,10221,22008959-10388,00.html?from=public_rss
If you really must know, here’st another possible ending??
July 3rd, 2007 at 7:07 am
They are not talking shit about what the “spoiler” is but the person who posted it. What susan said about the deluxe editions cover pretty much covers what I was going to say..
I don’t see how everyones reaction to this is dissing J.K. Rowling. But whatever.
I really doubt this is true. Im sure big companys like that dont even check spam email like that anyway.
July 4th, 2007 at 4:04 am
No. This is what happens: Harry dies, then Neville kills Voldemort, and Draco becomes Hermionie and Ron’s gardener.
July 6th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I think Harry will die!
But, I also heard that Ron might die…?=(
July 7th, 2007 at 1:23 am
i highly doubt that “gabriel” is being honest
he is obiously a pric who wants as much attetion as these books are getting.
i dont know how the book ends.
that will wait till the 21
and i cant wait.
but to anyone who believes him, dont worry.
hes not being truthful.
Lyn Aitken:
that is almost definetly not true either.
sorry.
anyway.
have a good day
July 8th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I guessed Hagrid would die a long time before this hacking nonsense got out. I’m still expecting him to, whether the hacker really did get their hands on DH or not. Hermione, on the other hand, would be a surprise.
But really, why are people getting so violent over this? I love the Harry Potter series, it’s good writing, but this whole fiasco isn’t the end of the world. You all are behaving, quite frankly, laughably.
Lighten up ;). OK?
-Love love, Moi
[turning 13 in a few days, if anyone cares to drop by for cake, lawlz.]
July 8th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
CKE, they couldn’t have made a definite statement, think about it, either way they would’ve been letting everyone know who does/doesn’t die.
July 10th, 2007 at 10:33 am
I personally think that this ‘Gabriel’ , whoever he is, has not read the other six books of harry potter. he is making all this stuff up without even bothering to seriously consider what he is writing about. I mean, we are harry potter fans out here and we know what’s what. “MALFOY CREATES A HORCRUX”? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve read this year, and ,”OUT OF FUN”. YEAH RIGHT!!! anyway, i hope all you HP fans out there dont believe a word of this crap this oh-so-wise ‘hacker’ is giving us.
July 10th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Ok,
I don’t no what website i should believe like theres soo many diff ones and i’ve been to a lot of them but like some people say shes going to die and some say harry is what should i do i don’t no what one i should go with Grr i guess i’m going to have to go with the book and throw away my time Ugh
July 11th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Well, I don’t think anyone is able to predict wether this is true or not, although I fimly believe it is not.
I recently saw a spoiler, wich (apparently) was a scanned page of the book. I’d believe that spoiler more than this one, and Hermione doesn’t die in that one.
I’m not gonna say this is the real deal, but if anyone is interested, this one is definitly a better alternative than this Gabriel-crap. But, if you don’t want to know, don’t use this link.
- http://hpspoilers.blogspot.com/ -
Believe what you want, I’m just gonna wait the last 10 days
July 15th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
thanks for ruining it for the children…since u say thats who this book is for. i mean y r u so interested in ruining the ending if u think it is just a children’s book anyway.
July 16th, 2007 at 6:21 am
I don’t believe it
July 16th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
this is fukin bollocks u chat shit
July 16th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
calm down and wait a few days. youre all gonna read it anyway. stop making a big deal out of nothing.
July 17th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I’VE READ THE LEAKED COPY.
WHO DIES?
FRED WEASLEY, SNAPE AND DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF (ALSO TONKS, MAD EYE, LUPIN, ETC)
HARRY, HERMIONE, RON, HAGRID AND NEVILLE LIVE. SO DOES DRACO!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Actually, the big spoiler is that Neville Longbottom and Professor Sprout get married and live in greenhouse #2.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
delbert u need a life
July 17th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Well, I’ve read it and
Frodo and Bilbo finally declare
their love for one another
with Gandolph as the lucky Pierre.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
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July 18th, 2007 at 1:47 am
I work for Bloomsbury, and I HAVE seen the ending to the book, I was part of the typeface team who put it onto the computer so it could be printed. All I’ll say is that someone who has commented here recently, HAS revealed the ending to the book.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:53 am
All of you are nuts…Harry marries Ginny, Ron marries Hermione…and they have tons of kids.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am
this is crap, and here is what i think. I think harry is one of You-no-who’s horcrux’s and has to die in the attempt to kill voldy. then maybe perhaps snape will kill voldy. Then Ron and Hermione go surfing!
July 18th, 2007 at 9:44 am
well such a lame ending. i mean it should be more controversial. but i`ll see for myself. YAY ! its coming out in 3 days. i heard that ron and hermionie were gonna die. but if this so called hacker “Gabriel” is correct then well, thats a good thing cos ron is starting to be kooler and hotter. hHa. : P
July 18th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
MORE FROM ME…
TURNS OUT THAT HARRY HIMSELF IS THE FINAL HORCRUX. VOLDY “KILLS” HIM, BUT ACTUALLY ONLY KILLS THE PIECE OF HIS OWN SOUL, LETTING HARRY LIVE. WEIRD.
ANYWAY, IT ENDS 19 YEARS LATER WITH HARRY AND GINNY’S 3 KIDS (JAMES, LILY AND ALBUS SEVERUS) AND RON AND HERMIONES KIDS GOING TO HOGWARTS. ALSO DRACO’S SON SCORPIUS.
AH WELL, I’M STILL BUYING AND READING THE REAL BOOK. AFTER ALL, I READ THE BOOKS, BUT STILL SAW THE MOVIES. THE END IS NOT THE ONLY PRIZE!
July 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
umm snap dies, fred weasly dies, colin crevy dies, voldy dies, ummmm lupin dies, tonks dies, some more people die i cant remember who. (epilogue) but harry and ginny have kids together. hermione and ron have kids together 2 i should say.
July 18th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
I just finished reading the book! It was great! I like the part where the hobbits prepare for the battle for Middle Earth.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I heard they’re making books for parents to help their kids cope with the death of Harry.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Never have I seen such a freak, calling others freak because they read a good series of books. There are all ages that like this series and since you decided to post a spoiler you must be a super creep. I do not believe you.
lol, and Lia, if thats true, it must be a very long book.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
As one of the ten who read the book, I would have to say you all are not even close to how it ends
July 18th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
If she kills Hermione, I think I’ll go NUTS.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
With all the people trying to spoil the book I laugh. I for one am looking forward to reading the last and final book. I don’t care either way who dies or who lives I just love the read. With some crazy person saying they have stolen the copy of the book and that they are telling everybody then ending it just makes me want to read it that much more. Go ahead and talk I will see for myself.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:28 am
NOT ENOUGH IMFORMATION!
I just finished reading the book it was great, i liked the bit where the hobbits prepared for their descent into middle earth…
THEN THE WORLD IMPLODED AND HARRY AND ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY (not that he has any of that) BLEW UP!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 1:52 am
You all are sad.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:59 am
Reding this just makes me want the book even more. I want to knowwho speaks the truth. And by experience I know that people tend not to speak the truth.
Just enjoy the book, and don’t complain about anyone ruining it. It’s worth reading, or it’s not. thats the way it is. Live with it.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:24 am
Oh i forgot about mr. malfoy and his son. Mr. malfoy goes to jail on child malestation charges but is butt raped to death while in jail. Malfoy grow up to be known as Big D. D for drako. this is the name given to him in the porno buisness. He goes on to be the richest porn star in the world. Some say he only has a big dick because he casts magic on it to make it bigger. It also turns out that the father of hermiones babies was infact malfoy. so harry dies and malfoy lives, who saw that coming? FUCK POTTER, PLAY HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 3:31 am
SUSAN WAY AT THE TOP IS AN EFFING FAGGOT. yeah i put it in her language, i especially liked when she said bullcrap. Any real person would put shit. perhaps she is one of the fucking… i mean effing kids this book is intended for. SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT.
i cant wait for halo 3.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:40 am
why do all of your lives revolve around this fucking book? GET A LIFE. And for all of you who are bitching about this site for spoiling it, next time when the top says SPOILER BELOW you might not want to read below. All the potter guys think hermione is hot and all the girls want harry to put his wand in there wizards sleeve. honestly, its a book. Do any of you have jobs or do you just sit and read, think, and masterbate potter? Harry potter isnt bad, but his fucking fans are dick heads, just read the damn book and be happy. Dont go out and get a lightning bolt tattoo on your forhead, or buy replicas of voldemorts wand, or get a ron weasly used condom. JUST READ THE DAMN BOOK AND QUIT YOUR FUCKIN BITCHIN, I JUST WROTE ALL THESE BECAUSE I HAD NOTHIN ELSE TO DO AND THIS HAD TO BE SAID. Halo ftw
July 19th, 2007 at 4:09 am
dang, this is crap!
i dont think hermonie dies at all.
a lot of ppl die in this book,
teacherdan, and jocko are soooo right,
Harry potter doesnt die!
July 19th, 2007 at 9:56 am
harry potter is a book…and it’s a good one, which is rare for the present decade, where good books are hard to find. harry potter is just a book, in the same way that halo is just a game, something that you enjoy not by experiencing it once but reading or playing it over and over as a form of escape. how would you feel if somebody started saying things about halo being the suckiest game on the planet and people who play it are losers who dont have lives?
dont insult people who take the harry potter books seriously, just because youre intellectually incapable of appreciating good literature.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Does anyone else think it a bit funny that after killing Hermione Voldemort didn’t finish off Ron too?
July 19th, 2007 at 10:42 am
So I read the book already, that religious nut is just that… a religious nut. Don’t get all bonkers about the spoiled ending nothing like that happened. It was a great read, sad in many parts, but like her other stories really funny. The story is about bigger things, good and evil …… the greater good … al that stuff I wish I were lofty enough to care about. I just like to read. For everyone that acts like noone should care about a spoiled ending, to each his own. I once saw my best friend’s dad fight back tears after I told him who won the game he had tivo’d and then spent three days avoiding newspapers, tv , and any sports related talk to watch in peace at his own house… oops.
PS I have the book on my PC if you want it in an email gimme your addy
July 19th, 2007 at 10:53 am
haha so i just read jocko and lia’s posts, if you really want to have the ending spoiled read those… hey you forgot mad eye! Cry for Dobby.SORRY.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
gabriel’s all wrong.
harry is the final horcrux instead of the snake.
he will fight voldemort in the ministry of magic
and noone except tonks and lupin will die.
harry will marry ginny and ron will marry hermione
*****harry will have a son who he will call james*****
July 19th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I heard it turns out that Harry is a ghost robot from the future.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Oh my… What is with this super sucky fake distributed ending? I mean, come on.. do you have NOTHING better to do than this Gabriel? Sure, okay, maybe you don’t like Harry Potter. It doesn’t mean you have to do something like this. Anyway, you’re supposed to see the goodness in this, not the evil in things. Honestly, there are many people that take it the wrong way. You’re supposed to see GOD in things, not SATAN everywhere.
FYI - it’s just a fictional storybook, or has everyone forgotten about that little detail?
I’m really upset about this. I mean, there are people out there that take pleasure in reading books. Why do people just have to spoil that? And I don’t say this for me. I just think of all those people out there who are getting hurt by this.
I agree with The Antichrist’s and Bob Dole III’s comments.
If Gabriel can come up with all this, I think he’d do much better for himself if he tried turning his flow with words into something good. And honestly speaking, what’s with the Pope stuff? lol.. I fear for J.K.Rowling’s safety from those who take this way too seriously. I mean, I’m a Christian, and even I think the ‘Harry Potter is Satan’s work’ and Pope stuff is going too far. Besides, why do you give Satan so much credit?…
July 19th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Sorry, don’t mean to rant, but I also think that Harry Potter is just too famous and popular. What I mean to say is that the publishers would have to be knocked unconcious for them to actually be stupid enough to put a copy of the 7th book on their website or anything. It’s not safe, no matter what you do. You would think that it’d be given top priority and high security or something…
July 19th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Halo … i’m at your defense. Appreciate good literature? (to meg and gamer). Come on. This is nothing but what is deemed “the american dream”. Poor and broken, she came up with yes, sure genius. A series of books that catapulted J.K. Rowling to forever megabucks and stardom. She even said she will never write something like this, if ever at all. It was a story meant for her… not anyone else. If her husband hadn’t stupidly dumped her, this Harry Potter thing wouldn’t have been seen by any if written at all. Genius yes… literary genius? I think not. How the heck are you guys going to sit and break apart this book? Oh… when harry said this he was really meaning that…. oh… when ron the snake said that, he really meant this…. fooey!!!! it was a friggin kids book! A story! There’s no hidden meaning! You want hidden meanings… go read Heart of Darkness or Lord of the Flies. That’s good literature. Harry Potter is just good reading that made the author LOTS and LOTS of money and I applaud her for that.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Gabriele, I am saying for our whole town, you have ruined the Harry Potter series. I, myself has been waiting for many months to read it but now, Since you have spoiled it, i have been thinking not to get the book. I have read all the other Harry Potter books and nothing like this has ever happened, so I enjoyed the book. Now, i already know half the book. I hope your enjoying self, **** you
July 19th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
well, it seems like everyones going a tad crazy over harry potter 7 leaks. crazy as in emotions ranging from annoyance to anger to rage to rage quit
okay suuuure some of those feelings are understandable… buh lets keep it logical here k?
a background on me… okay yeah when spoilers were relased and everyone was talking about it, i was like. damn… screw that guy for releasing. but then i just didnt care. big deal. pplz running around skool talking about it and its like cheh -.-;; ultimate lameness… does it make you any way cooler than me for knowing the ending? for spreading it like you do know everything? big deal…
coping with spoiled spoilers for hp7… well, face it, its going to get spoiled for you anyway. i mean, for us year12s anywyas since we have trials. i mean, you COULD go and read it the nights it is released buh gg to ur studies haha. the chances are that we’re going to hear it off somebody in class/on bus/train/family somehow somewhere anywya. its inevitable. (unless you block yourself from all society for 4days).
oaky, so its spoiled. you know the ending. big deal really. so waht if you know so and so dies. you dont know how they die.. why they die. if they were protecting a secret, whether or not it affects something else. the emotional attachment to that spoiler is zilch. you read “hedwig dies pg49″ and youre just liek … oh… thats interesting…. buh u dont get satisfaction aye?
the point is, when you buy the book, youll still have excitemment and fun from reading the 700 pages that actually tell a story and dont have three words taht say something, but dont do much for personal feeling and emotion.
as for me, i took the liberty of torrenting the harry potter spoiler and scanning over a few select pages so taht no one could spoil it for me coz i spoiled for myself =]
trust me, in little isolated paragraphs in a jpg, you feel no great feeling of revelation. that feeling only comes from actually holding the physical book in your hands and going through the entire store, word by word
July 19th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
HERMIONE DOESNT DIE. RON DOESNT DIE. HARRY DIES FOR LIKE 20 PAGES BUT HE COME BACK AND THERES A REASON CAUSE HARRY IS THE LAST HORCRUX(SO THAT ONLY KILLED A PART OF HARRY)! A BOOK FOR HARRYS DEATH? HARRY DOESNT FUCKING DIE! VOLDEMORT SURE AS HELL DIES.SNAPE DIES, FRED WEASLEY DIES, SCROUGIMORE DIES( NEW MINSTER OF MAGIC DUDE) TONKS DIES, LUPIN DIES, COLIN CREVY DIES, MAD EYE MOODY DIES, DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF DIES. SO MANY POEPLE DIE IN THIS BOOK ITS FUNNY. BELLATRIX ( GIRL WHO TORTURED NEVILLES PARENTS INTO INSANITY WITH THE CRUCIATUS CURES AND MURDERED HER COUSIN SNAPE ) DOESNT DIE, NONE OF THE MALFOYS DIE. IN THE EPILOUGE MALFOY HAS A SON NAMED SCORPIUS, HERMIONE AND RON END UP TOGETHER AND HAVE 2 CHILDREN NAMED ROSE AND HUGO, HARRY AND GINNY END UP TOGETHER AND HAVE 3 KIDS NAMED LILY, JAMES, AND ALBUS SEVERUS. AND FOR THE PEOPLE WHO THINK DUMBLEDOR COMES BACK….. IN THE 6TH BOOK THEY SAY YOU CANT BRING BACK THE DEAD NOT EVEN WITH MAGIC. IT IS TRUE THAT WHEN HARRY DIES FOR THE TIME IN THE BOOK HE SEES DUMBLEDOR AS A PART OF HIS SUBCONCIOUSE BEING.
THERE GET IT STRAIGHT THE BOOKS BEEN REALESED ON THE INTERNET BY SOME IDIOT WHO TOOK A PICTURE OF EVERY FREAKING PAGE OF THE BOOK. ONLY THE PUBLISHERS AND PEOPLE CLOSEY KNOW J.K GOT A COPY OF THE BOOK EARLY SO IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE DICKHEADS. JK BE SMARTER NEVER GIVE THE BOOK TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW UNTIL THE RELASE DATE
AND TO ALL YOU RELIGIOUSE NUTS WHO SAY THIS BOOK IS EVIL… BLOW IT OUT UR ASS. NO ONE CARES ITS A BOOK. IVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN PEOPLE GET SO WORKED UP OVER A BOOK. OMG MAGIC IS THE THINGS OF SATAN!!! OMG SHUT UP NO ONE CARES KEEP THINKNG THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND HAND OUT BIBLES TO PEOPLE.
AS FOR THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE ENJOY THE BOOK ITS REALLY GOOD.
PEACE & LOVE
KATiiE
July 19th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Pretty funny that people are so quick to believe such rubbish when it comes to “religious nuttery.” “Gabriel” is likely neither a hacker, nor someone devoted to the Pope; my money is on a publishing company person who is trying to stir up controversy ahead of the release so that when people say things about the book that are TRUE, like the names of the two people who really die, it will get jumbled up in all the mess. Given the noticeable attention the Catholic Church gave to the books (as well as countless Protestant denominations) it is an easy pawn, and people would believe the gibberish about Ratzinger and hacking. What further solidifies my belief that it is done by the publishing company, other than the fact that there have been MAJOR media articles about it (Reuters, to start) when it is an insignificant website with an insignificant post that is not verifiable, is that they responded in such a way as to further create mystery and doubt about the “spoiler.”
I’ve read the book. Just finished it, actually. Halfway thought about putting a few spoilers in here, but didn’t want to break the hearts of those unsuspecting readers who are looking forward to the book. Not a bad finish, but certainly doesn’t close every door to continuing the series… A little weak, but that can be blamed on the fact that JKR is not a literary legend; she came up with a captivating story, but when it comes to the actual writing of it, there are far more capable authors. Oh, and the last word in the book isn’t “scar,” though that word IS in the last sentence.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I say that the people bragging about having read it are BSing just to get attention. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Unless you happen to work for the publishers releasing it, you’re bullshitting. They wouldn’t even let you sneak out of the publishing house with a copy, since the security is apparently so tight. You idiots, NO-FUCKING-BODY HAS READ THE REAL BOOK YET. IT’S A FUCKING LIKE. Honestly, when it’s all said and done, who gives a shit? IT’S A FUCKING BOOK. Whooptee-SHIT. I don’t read novels much (I mostly read stuff like DK guides and Internet articles/sites, because novels tend to bore me), but I think Harry Potter is overrated. WHEN INTELLIGENT ADULTS ARE OBSESSED WITH CHILDREN’S LITERATURE, it’s incredibly sad and it says something that they prefer it over novels intended for older readers.
You know how the last book REALLY ends?
SPOILERS!!!!!
So Harry and Voldemort decide to meet out in a desert canyon because those are cool places to have final battles. And, even though the effect is cliche, it’s raining, because that adds drama and instant cool factor to final battles (hey, it works in video games and movies, why not in the final Harry book?). So they start dueling with their wands, trying to outdo each other in the spell department. Suddenly, Superman comes along and tries to help Harry defeat Voldemort and his Deatheaters or whatever. But just as Superman is slugging away at Voldmeister, he pulls out a kryptonite wand, zaps Superman, and weakens him to the point where he’s on the verge of death. But we find out the final Horcrux is a prostitute named Jenny Blowgood (in keeping with the series’ wonderfully creative (i.e., lame) naming conventions), meaning the Horcrux is actually a WHOREcrux! GASP!
So Harry is relucant to kill her, but out of the blue, Megatron (yes, from Transformers) blasts her with his fusion cannon, then he tries to stomp Harry. But then Optimus Prime comes and decks Megatron, saying, ” ‘Sup bitch! It’s go time.” Then, Optimus stomps on Voldemort, Megatron retreats like he always does, and it seems all happy for the moment.
But Dumbledore returns as a zombie, and he is now known as Zombledore! Zombledore groans, saying, “WAAAAANNNDDDDSSSS…” just because he can. Harry and Zombledore hang out, kinda like how Shaun and Zombie Ed do at the end of Shaun of the Dead, and then, the very last sentence in the book says, “Read the sequel series, starting with ‘Harry Potter and the (Useless Subtitle), coming in the year 21XX AD! FIGHT, HARRY, FOR EVERLASTING PEACE!”
See, I know EXACTLY how it all goes down.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:24 am
OH come on!! If any of you didnt want to find out the ending then DONT read this bloody site. Hell whats wrong with you? Dont blame someone else for your own moronic lack of self control. As for the effing kids book comments, so what, its an effing book!! Im not a Harry fan, bit plenty of you are and hey thats cool, but jez it is just a book, not world hunger.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:31 am
Ok first off, if you people here dont evn like harry potter, why the F*CK are u cuming on this page? This series could mean a lot 2 people, and wen u dont evn like it nd cum nd trash it, that is just plain freaking sad.
life.get one.
as for THE harry potter fans, i m f*cking confused. i dont understand WHY everyone has to make up all this f*cking crap nd say that thats how the book is gonna end.
i’m really into this series, nd i dont apprecitate people who have no clue what they’re talking about, to go and make sum stuff up and then expect everyone to believe it. i mean, honestly, can u not just f*cking wait till the book itself cumes out instead of writing **SPOILERS**, **SPOILERS** nd ruining it for people? god.
i mean half the people here are like ”SUMONE AND SUMONE IS GONNA DIE”
well isnt that just freaking GREAT news 4 u.KEEP IT 2 URSELF.
sum people actually care abt this stuff, nd it rly stupid 4 them 2 come nd ruin it 4 people.
so if ur not a harry potter fan, get off this page nd get a life, a brain, nd sum friends.
cuz wen u trash harry potter and u u dont evn know wat the hell ur talking abt, it just proves that ur IQ is probably like ur shoe size.
nd Gabrielle? whoever u r, GO 2 HELL AND GET OVR URSELF.
ok im dun.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:17 am
this is some bullshit lies, and whover rote this shit need to go find a fucking life!
July 20th, 2007 at 2:03 am
tHAT IS A NONSENSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DONT NOW WHAT A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM TOTALLYYYYY CRAZZZZZZZZZZY
July 20th, 2007 at 2:27 am
VOLDEMORT DIES
MAD-EYE MOODY DIES
FRED DIES
DOBBY DIES
HEDWIG DIES
RON MARRIES HERMIONE
HARRY MARRIES GINNY AND HAS 3 KIDS
i pwnt you
July 20th, 2007 at 3:06 am
Hilarious article– thank you. Whether or not he dies, I hope this is the end of Harry Potter. Maybe now all the adult fans can move onto to new classics, like Teletubbies.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:44 am
Well!!!! I have just spent the morning reading all this utter crap you have all posted and all I can say is Thank God my kids are not old enough to surf the net!
You people really need to seek help.
Who cares about some pirate copy of the book go out and buy one tomorrow like a normal person with a life and get ya lazy fukin asses away from ya computers.
As a parent I am glad my kids do not know people like you!
Really For heavens sake! oh my god!
Did your mothers drop you all at birth or what?????
I’m over it,
I’m going back to the real world!
July 20th, 2007 at 4:18 am
He is wrong. Im one of the 1200 who got the book early.
The following people die in the first 4/5 of the way through (wife isnt done reading yet
1) harry’s owl
2) the one eyed guy
3) Doby
4) Fred
July 20th, 2007 at 7:04 am
I agree with Safa serious If you were a true Potter fan you wouldnt want to know and you wouldnt want to spoil it for everyone else and also I belive that this is a load of BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This gaberil guy probally doesnt even read the books so he can just got shove a dildo up his ass and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Does anyone swear on this site? everyone seems to be self edditing themselves.
EXAMPLES I’VE SEEN:
effing, ****you, F*CK, bullcrap,
HONEST TO FUCKING GOD, IF HARRY POTTER WAS REAL (i’m sure some of you dipshits believe he is and actually went to hogwarts and shit) HE WOULD EVADA KEDAVRA ALL YOUR ASSES REALIZING THAT HIS FANS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS. HARRY WOULD ALSO NOT BE WASTING HIS TIME DOING MAGIC TRICKS, HE WOULD BE PLAYING HALO.
halo 3 in september biatchez and it will sell more than the seventh potter book.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:27 am
SPOILERS ROCK! hail gabriele whoever you are! everyones making a big deal about nothing, hahaha. HALO>POTTER
July 20th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
WOW, DON’T YOU GUYS GET IT? GABRIEL’S SPOILER WAS NONSENSE.
READ WHAT I (AND OTHERS, LATER) WROTE. THAT’S THE REAL END OF HARRY POTTER.
YOU’LL LEARN ABOUT “THE ELDER WAND” SOON ENOUGH.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Ummm, who really cares that much? Personally I would love to see Hermione smeared all over the quiddich field like a Airbus A320 after a bad landing, but I doubt that is going to happen. Shes a whiney know-it-all (although what the hell was Potter doing to her in that publicity photo?).
My personal take? It wont be Hermione *sigh* (alt.emma.watson.die.die.die) and I dont think it will be Ron. HOWEVER, that doesnt mean the Weasley family will get off scot free.. I think Mrs Weasley will end up being offed, probably when Harrys of on a wild goose chase and Ron will be all stroppy and pouty about it. As to the other character thats getting the slaughteredby-nawti-wizard treatment - I am thinking a wildcard - maybe Chang or Longbottom…
I would love Linda Fiorentino to cameo as some some sidekick-teacher who gets to drench Snape in fire retardant foam for some totally unrelated reason aka ‘Dogma’ - simply cos every time i see that scene I am in fits of laughter….
J xx
Voldemort “This dormitory aint big enough for the two of us…”
Harry “It would be if you didnt eat garlic all the time…”
July 20th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
umm one other question…how would making a horcrux make a profit? o and fyi my bdays the 25th
July 20th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
well thanks for wrecking th book for me i am outraged that this information was published on the internet my children are crying when they read this page you should all be ashamed of your selfs. yours hatefuly
dumbledore
xxx
July 20th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Go back to sleep in the frame, Dumbledore, you’re supposed to be dead remember! Or is death in JKR world just like being a professor emeritus? We will all soldier on, hating away in your place, I promise. Oh the shame! mwah!
July 20th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
omg cry. you get it tonight and i dont think harry potter is a childrens book. its a young adult book not childrens. young adult is 11-18 so pretty much yea
July 20th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
I can’t beleive the hype over this book.
JKR is not a phenomenal writer, not even a good writer imo, she just has a damn good publicist.
I have read the torrent version of this book just to spite the hype over the official release date of 1 past midnight or whatever this crap is supposed to be.
in the beginning of the book, harry, who has known dumbledore for all his life, begins to beleive slander against him by rita skeeter (who is hardly trustworthy) and some crotchety old women he met at a wedding. i dont know about you but people don’t just turn on their friends like that. it shows that either rowling doesn’t really understand how people act, or that she just had to force this plot element on harry and didn’t have a better way of doing it. there is indeed a sickeningly sweet reunion with dumbledore at the end when harry is half-dead that wouldn’t have been possible without him doubting dumbledore’s intentions and good nature. but to completely undermine your character’s integrity to do it is ridiculous.
ron and hermione don’t die
but the following people do
-hedwig (harry’s owl)
-mad-eye moody
-dobby (killed by bellatrix lestrange)
-crabbe
-fred weasley
-snape
-lupin
-tonks
-bellatrix lestrange (defeated in a duel by mrs weasley however unlikely that really is)
-voldemort
-countless other people who rowling sees fit to just not mention
harry doesn’t die which might be the biggest let down ever… since it is clearly stated elsewhere in the book that harry must die because he is a horcrux. as long as harry lives, part of voldemort’s soul will continue to exist so he has to sacrifice himself in order to bring him down. it was an incredible feat of literary bullshit just to keep harry alive and to, i am guessing, not lost millions of dollars because of disappointed fans who can’t bear for him to die
snape was never a bad guy he was always a spy for dumbledore. he was in love with lily potter for basically his whole life and when voldemort didn’t spare her life when he tried to kill harry he became a spy for dumbledore. all the things he did for voldemort were under dumbledore’s orders. he cared for harry his whole life, i am guessing because he was a part of lily and because he had lily’s exact eyes. rowling kind of hinted toward this in interviews that him having lily’s eyes was important
the following things are horcruxes
-riddle’s diary (destroyed by harry in the chamber of secrets book)
-marvolo gaunt (voldemort’s grandfather) ring (also a hallow) (destroyed by dumbledore when he tried to use its power)
-the locket from the last book (destroyed by ron)
-nagini (voldemort’s snake) (killed by neville)
-hufflepuff’s cup (destroyed by hermione)
-ravenclaw’s tiara (destroyed by harry)
-harry (a literary leap of desperation made voldemort’s killing curse somehow only kill the part of voldemort’s soul that was in harry and not harry himself)
the three deathly hallows are
-marvolo gaunt’s ring (also a horcrux)
-harry’s invisibility cloak
-dumbledore’s wand
and these are basically 3 magical items which, when brought together, make the owner the master of death. i didn’t feel they really played a huge part in the book though except for the fact that people were always searching for them and either failing or not understanding their worth.
in the end, harry defeats voldemort because it turns out, again by some crap spouted by the author, that harry is actually the true master of the elder wand and voldemort’s killing curse backfires and kills him instead of harry.
and yeah blah blah blah ron and hermione get married, harry and ginny get married and have lots of babies and live happily ever after. sickening.
so i hope this has been helpful for all you non-potter fans and now you don’t have to waste your time reading it, or better yet, spend money on something that isn’t worth the $10 or whatever and support a woman who doesn’t need anymore encouragement.
and if you are angry with me for spoiling the book for you, all i have to say is shame on you for looking for harry potter spoilers. that is really the only way you could find this page.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Oh and by the way **SPOILER**, THE BEATLES BROKE UP. Shame on you for looking at spoilers anyway. The only way that you could find this page is if you are literate, otherwise it’s just gibberish, so shame on you for being learned.
July 21st, 2007 at 12:36 am
What aload of old cobblers.. forget buying the book and give the rich women your money in her hand.. She has so much its stupid.
The stories arn’t much cop either.. Go read a book thats intelligent…
July 21st, 2007 at 1:50 am
that is a lie that desnt happen
July 21st, 2007 at 7:20 am
i dont believe you
July 21st, 2007 at 8:20 am
Grow up, I don’t read the Harry Potter books but its a book and people have the right to get excited about it. You say “if your life doesn’t revolve around an effing kid’s book, go right ahead.” but obviously your the one whose life revovles around it if your getting so worked up about it and taking the time to ruin it for other people.
July 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am
Wouldn’t happen if Potter was a brutha. He’s pop a cap in some ass, smoke the spliff and bang all da nitches.
July 21st, 2007 at 10:00 am
you’re all stupid…
July 21st, 2007 at 10:18 am
Me are 34. My like hErry PorttAr. Mi wyf let me by the bok twodaye.
July 21st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Praise da lord! Harry Potter is the devil’s work, and JK Rowling is the antichrist! I wil give away spoilers now, that ’spolier’, ‘JOCKO”, etc gave:
NAGINI IS A HORCRUX (killed by neville)
FRED DIES
RON/HARRY/HERMIONE/GINNY LIVE
HEDWIG DIES
LUPIN/TONKS DIES (Tonks has a kid before though)
HARRY IS A HORCRUX (By accident/ he is the 7th one)
SNAPE DIES (killed by voldemort)
VOLDEMORT DIES
DRACO LIVES (and is mentioned in epilogue)
and so on..
July 21st, 2007 at 1:14 pm
WHATZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS A BOOOOOOOOOKK
FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAAAAARRRRRRYYYYY POOOOOTTTTTEEEEERRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
DEATHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH!!!!!!!!!!! NONSENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
July 21st, 2007 at 2:17 pm
wellllll im sorry, but i read the last page of the book, arsed reading it all and il just wait till the film comes out anyway. But yeah its true, 19 years later, no Hermione just Ron and Harry and some kids. Who’s kids they are I can’t remember. Think they’re Harrys & that’s about it. People were kinda stupid to think that Harry WOULD actually die. That’s the ending everyone expects soooo that’s not much use is it?
July 21st, 2007 at 4:01 pm
guess what i bought the book lastnight!!! Harry, hermonie, Genny, Ron, and Molfoy all live!!! and of course Harry and genny, and ron and hermonie, all fall in love get married and have kids.
July 21st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Deep down imo JK Rowlings & this Harry Potter series might have been inspired by the story that lies within Star Wars.
Luke Skywalker ( with his band of friends to fight evil)- Harry Potter (with his band of friends to fight evil)
That evil guy controled Darth V - Voldemort
July 21st, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I read the harry potter book last night and guess what? You dont get to know.
July 21st, 2007 at 6:32 pm
tonks lupin voldemort fred mad eye snape bellatrix colin creevey die
ginny & harry marry and have three children
hermione and ron have a child
molfoy has a child called scorpius.
July 21st, 2007 at 6:49 pm
oh my goodness. Guys an