Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Hacked: So THAT’s Who Dies…
Warning: this article might contains spoilers about the end of the final Harry Potter book, or possibly a lot of made-up crap – don't read it if you think it'll ruin the story; but if your life doesn't revolve around an effing kid's book, go right ahead.
With the release of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows just one month away, speculation has never been higher amongst children and slightly creepy adults about how the book ends. Does Harry Potter die? Does Voldemort kill Harry Potter? Does Harry Potter start taking his clothes off and stabbing horses in the eyes again? Well maybe now we know – a hacker claims to have stolen an entire transcript of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows from publishers Bloomsbury out of outrage at all the paganism that Harry Potter dabbles in. And how does Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows end? Let's just say that Hermione probably shouldn't bother making any long-term plans.
Ever since JK Rowling began work on Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, literally the most important question in the whole universe was 'Will Harry Potter die?' Some said that Harry Potter would die, others begged JK Rowling not to kill Harry Potter and most of us didn't actually care because it's just a children's book and nobody ever made this much fuss over whether Mr Tickle bought it at the end of his book.
However, JK Rowling did say that two main characters would die by the end of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, although she wouldn't be drawn on which ones. But now we know. Sort of. Well, OK, we've got information from an anonymous source claiming to have hacked a transcript of the last Harry Potter book from a Bloomsbury computer, so it's just as likely that it was written by a non-hacker in a room full of cats on a rare break from blogging about what they had for their tea.
Even though JK Rowling asked everyone not to spoil the Harry Potter ending, the request has apparently gone ignored by a hacker named Gabriel because he claims the Pope told him to. To ruin the impact of what he calls a 'Neo Paganist' book, Gabriel revealed the following. Really, don't read this next bit if you don't potentially want the ending of the final Harry Potter book ruined, although we'll clearly think less of you if you do care that much about that sort of thing. Anyway, on this website Gabriel writes:
Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring… it's always the same story!)Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.
So it's Hermione that bites it. At least that explains why Emma Watson wanted to leave Harry Potter a few weeks ago. And Harry Potter lives. Hooray – that'll come in handy in case none of JK Rowling's next books sell and she's forced to making a Harry Potter: Ten Years Later series. But, obviously, we shouldn't go round believing any old nonsense we find laying around on the internet. And according to Reuters, the Harry Potter publishers are already casting their aspersions about the hacker's veracity:
A Bloomsbury spokesman declined comment on the hacker's claims. Kyle Good, a spokesman for U.S. distributor Scholastic Corp., would not say whether the posting was accurate, but did warn readers to be skeptical about anything on the Web that claims to have inside information on the book's plot. "There is a whole lot of junk flying around," she said. "Consider this one more theory."
Personally we think that this supposed hacked ending to Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is a lot of bollocks. As it happens, we too have managed to score a copy of the final Harry Potter manuscript, so we know that the book ends with Harry Potter, Ron and Hagrid all eating onion rings in a diner while an over-sincere 1980s power ballad plays in the background. As Hermione attempts to parallel park outside, a man walks into the bathroom and then suddenly everything goes black.
Oh come on, if it's good enough for Hillary Clinton…
Read more:
Hacker Claims Harry Potter's Alleged Ending On Web – Reuters
wtf? dude this is the most retarted spoiler ive read yet. I aleready read the book took my like a day and 1/2 im just readin em to see the retarted lies that they are. i must say this is the the spoiler most full of crap ive read yet. besidses wtf is this crap about the pope? thats mental. plus JKR wouldnt kill off hermy ina 6 page battle w/ voldemort and ron on pivit drive, let alone kill off hermiony at all. she had no reason to anyway. besidses 6 pages is unreasonable. I havent seen one positive comment on this out of like 500+.
this is the worst review ive ever seen and ive seen another exactly like it and say u just ripped the other guy off. not that either of you are right , of course. malfoy wouldn’t make a horcrux either cuz hes a cowrdly fiendish scumbag filth. snape was on dumblydores side the whole time and nagin kills him. snape loved lily potter and was always jealous of james.
WARNING!!!! BEYOND THIS POINT ARE SPOILERS!!!!
Fred dies,
snape dies,
lupin and tonks die,
dobby dies,
ted tonks dies
colin creevy dies
voldemort dies
mad eye dies
and other non impotint peeps die 2
ginny and harry get married and have 3 kids, lily james and albus severus. hermiony and ron marry and have a kid its like hugo or something. malfoy marries(unknown spouse, probly pansy parkinson) and have a kid (scorpio) lol JKR could have done better than that, she s’ probly tired. he sees sirius and mom and dad and cedric and others w/ the stone of ressurection. they dissapear though, he loses the stone. he is an auror when he grows, not an free auror (rumor i forget ron and hermys fates0
Have a happy day!
FUCKING LOVED THAT.
THE AUTHOR OF THAT ARTICLE
WRITES BETTER THAN ROWLING HERSELF.
lmfao
u got it all wrong. hermione doesnt die, and draco doesnt make a horcrux.
U sure??? My frend red da book n sed dat George, lupin, and someone els dies. Also, harry n ginny get 2gethr,
same wid ron n hermy.. Hehe.. Man, i wanna no mor but she sed jus read da bok myself. sux
None of this was true!!! Gosh! You should read the book(s) instead of believing the crap that guy made up! Mine is true because I finished the book today:
MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here’s who dies:
-Hedwig
-Mad-Eye
-Death Eaters
-Peter Pettigrew
-Dobby
-Bellatrix Lestrange
-Snape
-Fred
-Lupin
-Tonks
-Ted (Tonk’s dad)
-Colin
-Some other Hogswarts students that they don’t give the names to
-Nagini (killed by Neville)
-Harry kinda died, he had the choice of going on, or going back (his soul had a small amount of horcrux on it) But he went back and lived
-Voldemort (He used the killing curse on Harry, and the spell backfired and hit him and bodda-bing he’s dead
Also Snape is good, and if you thought hatred thoughts about him as you read the first 6 books, you really regret it in this book. In the 6th book when Snape killed Dumbledore, it turns out that Dumbledore told Snape to kill him. It was a plan that Dumbledore made and Snape was always on Dumbledore’s side, not Voldemorts. Also, the adult and children additions of this book are different. ADULTS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT SHOULD READ THE ADULT BOOK! THE ONE WITH THE LOCKET ON THE FRONT WITH THE EMERALD ‘S’ ON IT!!!!!!!! THERE IS VERY UNAPROPRIATE THINGS IN THERE!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY IN CHAPTER 5!!!!
But I hope you read the book and enjoy it, I am sorry if the spoilers made you mad, but I gave you a very clear warning. I read the children’s addition and it was very good. A few cuss words but not that many. There’s the D-word, both B-words, H-word, they use God’s name in vein, and that’s it I think. Possibly the S-word. Anyways, hope you enjoy it!
thiiz iis a hole lot of your mamas ass face…
notiihng of what you said happend iin the book for your info your mama sucks you grandpas cock… hmmm
there you have it bitch
first of all have u read ze zeventh book? herm own ninny eez alive ze ‘ole time u need ‘elp get off ze com. and read !!!!ze loma feloo!!!
The book was great and I did enjoy every bit of the series. I have nothing else to really add except for the fact it was worth buying only for the reason when my kids get older they can enjoy a good book.
you people just read the fricken book, I read it and it was the best, and some of the people who left comments are correct about who died!!
peope that die:
Fred Weasley
Hedwig (Harry’s owl)
Lupin
Dobby
Mad-Eye
Voldemort (Yeah)
Harry dies for a few chapters
some other people
Germione marries ron and has 2 kids
Harry marries Ginny and has 3 kids named James , Lily, Albus (he names them after his father, mother, and Dumbledore)
Also note this: Fred’s brother George loses an ear during the battle but does not die!!!
Read The Book For More Details!! Its GREAT !! <3 <3 <3
sorry, its Hermione marries Ron (spelling mistake)
ALLLLL LIES!
I READ THE BOOK RON DIES
STUPID!
you dumbass. ron doesn’t die, he grows up and marries hermione and has kids. get off your butt and read the book for once you lousy git!
i didnot read the book yet ,but i wish harry doesnot die i will be mad if he died iwon,t bearthat first sirius and then dumbledor and now harry .noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.impossiple some people said that hedwig died is that right ilove that owl alot.
OMFG! that is so not how harry potter ends! I’ve actually read the book and Hermoine and Ron both live and they get married! I don’t know who this Gabriel guy is and I really don’t care but everything that was written in that article was a straight up LIE! don’t believe stuff that you don’t read for yourself for all we know he could have made all that stuff up… and if that idiot Gabriel reads this I hope you burn in Hell for saying stuff like that!
and yes Hedwig does die… I cried when that happened
alot of the time people say that this charcater will die when they really dont. Iv read the book 7 times. the peolpe they say die dont die (maype except hedwig). dont believe any spoliers untill youve read the book.
You Are All So Stupid.
This Gabriel Guy Is Telling A Load Of Lies.
If you were that bothered you wouldnt be on sites searching for spoilers. But reading the book.
I am one of those people that went out and got the book early. I finished it in a day.
Some of the people who die are
Fred Weasley
Mad Eye Moody
Lupin
Tonks
Hedwig
Dobby
Voldermort (WOOHOO)
Snape (BooHoo)
And More
And Yes Harry Marries Ginny And Has 3 Kids
And Yes Ron Marries Hermione And Has 2 Kids
Oh Yeah And I Know It Was Ages Ago Now
I went and got it the day it came out
OK, U GUYS!!!!!!! DON’T PUT UP STUFF WHEN PPL DIE!!! CAUSE THERES SOME PPL THT R REALLY CURIOUS AND THEY LOOK ANYWAY, AND THEY JUST CAN;T HELP IT1 ITS LIKE A DISEASE! SO JSUT SO PUT UP PPL WHO DIE!!!!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!!
that is not true i rerad the bokk and she does not die i know who dies but i dont want 2 spoil it 4 the rest of yall go 2 the nearest library and read the book
go danielle (harry potter is the best he is tellin the truth love u
Two things: 1) I dont wanna give it away so I dont THINK Hermione dies, but I doubt she does. And seconde thing: Why do ppl have to post fake stuff on the inernet?!
If its such a spoiler why would would you read it.
Its pretty self explanitory at the beginning of the article it CLEARY warns you, if you don’t want the ending results don’t read.!
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wow.
first of all that, ‘harry potter fan!’
is absouloutely right. those are the ppl that die:(
and neither ron nor hermonie dies.
but harry potter is apparently a horcorux.
>:O
there you go.
have a nice dayyy (:
oh, oh and that R.A.B guy is apparently, Regulus black!!!!!!
by the way its called spoiler alert for a reason!!.
so if you dont want to know then why did you come on the website in the first place.
common sense people (:
its a fictional story//none of them exist!!!so they all die!!!LOL
Gabriel’s comment is outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!