Warning: this article might contains spoilers about the end of the final Harry Potter book, or possibly a lot of made-up crap – don't read it if you think it'll ruin the story; but if your life doesn't revolve around an effing kid's book, go right ahead.
With the release of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows just one month away, speculation has never been higher amongst children and slightly creepy adults about how the book ends. Does Harry Potter die? Does Voldemort kill Harry Potter? Does Harry Potter start taking his clothes off and stabbing horses in the eyes again? Well maybe now we know – a hacker claims to have stolen an entire transcript of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows from publishers Bloomsbury out of outrage at all the paganism that Harry Potter dabbles in. And how does Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows end? Let's just say that Hermione probably shouldn't bother making any long-term plans.
Ever since JK Rowling began work on Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, literally the most important question in the whole universe was 'Will Harry Potter die?' Some said that Harry Potter would die, others begged JK Rowling not to kill Harry Potter and most of us didn't actually care because it's just a children's book and nobody ever made this much fuss over whether Mr Tickle bought it at the end of his book.
However, JK Rowling did say that two main characters would die by the end of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, although she wouldn't be drawn on which ones. But now we know. Sort of. Well, OK, we've got information from an anonymous source claiming to have hacked a transcript of the last Harry Potter book from a Bloomsbury computer, so it's just as likely that it was written by a non-hacker in a room full of cats on a rare break from blogging about what they had for their tea.
Even though JK Rowling asked everyone not to spoil the Harry Potter ending, the request has apparently gone ignored by a hacker named Gabriel because he claims the Pope told him to. To ruin the impact of what he calls a 'Neo Paganist' book, Gabriel revealed the following. Really, don't read this next bit if you don't potentially want the ending of the final Harry Potter book ruined, although we'll clearly think less of you if you do care that much about that sort of thing. Anyway, on this website Gabriel writes:
Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring… it's always the same story!)Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end.
So it's Hermione that bites it. At least that explains why Emma Watson wanted to leave Harry Potter a few weeks ago. And Harry Potter lives. Hooray – that'll come in handy in case none of JK Rowling's next books sell and she's forced to making a Harry Potter: Ten Years Later series. But, obviously, we shouldn't go round believing any old nonsense we find laying around on the internet. And according to Reuters, the Harry Potter publishers are already casting their aspersions about the hacker's veracity:
A Bloomsbury spokesman declined comment on the hacker's claims. Kyle Good, a spokesman for U.S. distributor Scholastic Corp., would not say whether the posting was accurate, but did warn readers to be skeptical about anything on the Web that claims to have inside information on the book's plot. "There is a whole lot of junk flying around," she said. "Consider this one more theory."
Personally we think that this supposed hacked ending to Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is a lot of bollocks. As it happens, we too have managed to score a copy of the final Harry Potter manuscript, so we know that the book ends with Harry Potter, Ron and Hagrid all eating onion rings in a diner while an over-sincere 1980s power ballad plays in the background. As Hermione attempts to parallel park outside, a man walks into the bathroom and then suddenly everything goes black.
Oh come on, if it's good enough for Hillary Clinton…
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Hacker Claims Harry Potter's Alleged Ending On Web – Reuters
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that entire spoiler was fake! i finished th book a at like 8 and nothing was like that spoiler. hagrid dosnt die, ron and hermione dont die, theres no 6 page long battle between ron hermione and voldemort infact they dont even fight eachother and there was nothind at all about draco making a horcrux. ( to tell u the truth i actually just wrote a better spoiler than that!
wow so yea this is really stupid of this hacker guy
i read the book
it was great best of them all but wat he says is totall crap
dont belive any of it
but u should read the book to see proof tht hes wong and find out who died for yourself
its really good the series is my fav
bye all!
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The so called deaths that r said to be true are not. If you read the book for yourself you will realise who dies. Wat I say is dont believe anything that is said on the website page because most of it is utter crap.
WARNING IF U HAVE NOT READ THE BOOK YET DO NOT READ THIS COMMENT ANY LONGER, IM TELLING YOU WHO DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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l how ever read below for more info on the TRUE deaths that occur in Harry Potter & The deathly Hallows
Hi, i have now finished reading the book. And that stupid hacker person is completely, and utterly WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry Potter does not die, and neither do Ron & Hermione. The people who
do however are Fred Weasley, Bellatrix Lestrange, Dobby the house elf, Lord Voldemort, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Ted Tonks (the father of the girl Tonks), Wormtail aka Peter Pettigrew and LOTS of Death Eaters as Voldemort gets sooooo angry at one point that he releases his rage by killing his own loyal supporters.
R.I.P.
Charity Burbage
Hedwig
Mad-eye Moody
Dobby
Peter Pettigrew
Gornuk
Ted Tonks
Dirk
Gregorovitch
Crabbe
Fred Weasley
Colin Creevey
Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
Nympodora Tonks
Bellatrix Lestrange
i hate you. you ruined the entire book and movie.
Hey, how do you bitches feel now that the book is out and absolutely not a frick of what you said is true? And you say us readers are the one’s with no lives, yeah….right.
i too have finished the book, it is amazing. not to mention ‘gabriel’ is off on so many accounts its laughable. as for people listing names of people who die in the book as to off balance the cruelty of ‘gabriel’, you are as bad as him.
let people enjoy the book.
Yes, Draco lives!!! He’s freakin’ hot!
I READ IT, AND NOW I’M WAITING FOR THE MOVIE. : )
THIS IS NOT HOW IT REALLY ENDS. i am finished the book. DO NOT BELIEVE THIS LOAD OF CRAP. READ THE GODDAMN BOOK AND STOP TRYING TO RUIN. if you are not a fan or you want to see who REALLY dies, read the second to last entry. that is the total death count minus one.
yeah thats wrong.
this is the ending.
“Epilogue/ Ending
In the story’s epilogue, set nineteen years later, Ginny and Harry have three children, James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione have two children named Rose and Hugo. Harry tells Albus Severus, who does not want to be sorted into Slytherin, that Severus Snape, his namesake, was probably the bravest man Harry ever met. Neville is now the Hogwarts Herbology professor and is close friends with Harry. The book ends with the line: “The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”
this is from a reliable education site
url :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_potter_book_7
(has all the books details in a summary , including book 7)
I never heard about bellatrax being dead…. she only got cursed by Mrs. Weasly.
sarah: don’t read this if ya don’t want to know.
others who die: severus snape
Nagini (voldermorts snake)
voldermort
also: harry and ginny marry and have three kids; James, Albus and Lily. Hermione and Ron marry and have 2 kids; Rose and Hugo
why the hell would you look up harry potter spoilers, and read after it says
WARNING IF U HAVE NOT READ THE BOOK YET DO NOT READ THIS COMMENT ANY LONGER, IM TELLING YOU WHO DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun read if you dun wanna know!
yea bellatrix didnt die
are you serious?
this is such bull shit hermione doesnt die,,,,wow,
also who ever said belatrix doesnt die is an idiot, she is KILLED by Mrs Weasley. by a cursee,,,,
ok i was pissed when i read this back like before the seventh book came out….. but i fuckin read it knowing htis is a sack of bull shit and half of the people who put up comments cant fucking read….. you all fucking suck. its fucking fiction so you religiuos fucking holy rollers who make it a mission to ruin everyones lives need to shut the fuck up. alright. fine. and by the way a book can only be looked at as evil if the bad guys wins…. take it from someone who has read the “satanist bible” in short incriments…. HARRY POTTER IS NOT AN EVIL DEVIL BOOK! (spoiler) the book ends in love…. harry and ginny marry and have three kids (albus, james, lilly) ron and hermione marry and have two kids (rose, hugo) draco and an unnamed girl have one kid (Scorpius) and teddy lupin is at the end 19 and snogging a girl named Victoire who we asume is a weasley from a different brother….because james potter calls her a cousin. so the end (spoiler done) fuck everyone it was a good ending that showed how love and remorse and feelings always beet evil.
BTW its easier to asume bellatrix did die because they said “both women were fighting to kill” page 736 and when the curse hit bellatrix the book said she laughed the “same laugh her cousin sirius had givin as he toppled backward through the veil” and also the book says her smile froze, eyes bulged and she toppled the crowed roared and voldemort screamed…. i think she is pretty dead
why don’t you just all go and read the book instead of all yabbering on about it if you don’t know the ending, oh, and I HAVE read it so u know….
What the….
I’m a 13 year old girl and I feel dumber than a donkey right now! I can’t believe I fell for your stupid trick… Hermione does NOT die
Neither does HAGRID!
You @#$%^&*^
Did you know that all you people are wasting your lives on this bloody website talking about some stupid book about some stupid ponces and who dies at the end… oooOOo who gives a fuck GET A LIFE. And if you ask what im doing here i was directed by another website.
Ok then, almighty moderator try this then:
Oh you bastards,I hate you, I h8 u, I thought dearest Harry was goin gm to die You Proicks…..rant ranty rant
Can sum1 one plz tell me how old harry is in book 7 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
PS: SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFF THREAD WARNING.
Kat. I Love you.
this is not true hermione does not die only Voldemort dies
I hereby confirm that what this hacker says is entire bullshite. None of it is true.
harry potter i soo nerdy
it’s not the real ending
i guess u people like ruining the book um by the way hermionie doesnt die so dont listen to that bitch you love spoiling things why do you do that bitch you know what get a fuckin life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow u can tell just by reading this that this so called ending is garbage.
Harry is 16 at the begining of the book, and he has his 17th brthday in the book.
Ben is that real life or in the actual book?
Hermione doesn’t die, and Hagrid doesn’t either
I don’t know where you ppl got your information from, but you got it wrong! Harry REALLY DIES, but he chooses to return – his death is not death in the exact meaning we know, because Voldemort cannot actually kill him – first because Harry IS a horcrux, and second because Voldemort has Harry’s blood in his vains, and that blood is enchanted by Lily’s protection she casted over Harry before she died. The book is out on the market, so i don’t understand why still there are ppl that are trying to boolshit us – DO NOT READ THESE NONSENSE, JUST BUY THE BOOK AND READ IT!!!
You are all so sad! Harry Potter is a book for children and adults alike and it is really magical. No one hacked into bloomsbury to get the ending because (1) they were not clever enough and (2) the security was too high. So get a life and stop believing childish rumours!
PS J.K. Rowling is the best author EVER.
xx
GEEEESSSEE…..i mean harry doesnt do much out of the normal…kills people , saves people , kills more people , saves more people.. fred dies, tonks dies…..not much else important happens…..19 years later Hermionie marrys Ron and they hav two children and Harry marrys Ginny and has three children….OK EVERYONE..HAPPY??
hah pathetic..its only a book..i mean sure its good..but, yah woteva, wot am i doin on dis site nyway GGGODDDD!
MWA VRYONE xxx.
this is wrong the worst spoiler ever! where ever u got this from is stupid just buy th book! duh! its not rocket science
Yes Liam etc you’re right etc etc…but
Kat. I LOVE YOU!
Pls contact HS I’m a fiend of theirs….
This is fake. Harry kills Voldemort in the end and Hermione doesn’t die!
Listen mst of you guys might ot want to admit this but this is what really happens:
Mad eye dies near the start
The Miniser for Magic guy dies when everyone is at the wedding between Lupin and Tonks
Lupin and tonks have a baby
Dobby dies while saving harry
There is a big battle at hogwarts in which Fred Weasley dies, Lupin, Tonks, Colin Cravy, these all die
Harry dies for a chapter but comes back as he is a Horcrux as when the spellbackfired when harry was a baby a part of voldemorts spirit goes in him so voldemort kills the horcrux part of him .
Oh yeah during the battle voldemort kills snape
Neville kills Nagini(snake)
Harry kills voldemort
Harry and Ginny get married nd have 3 kids called lily james and albus severus
Ron and Hermione get married and have 2 kids
Draco survives and has a kid
And thats pretty much all folks so stop looking at ths webpage and do something fun such as play on Halo or wait till halo3 comes out and play on that
Bloody hell, this piece of nonsense really tricked me into believing it before the book was out. Here I solemnly condemn those irresponsible individuals like this fool who tries to spread rumours.
THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP!!!
i have finally finished the book and i know and want everyone to know that this doesnt happen.
and even if it did people would still read the book. and that thing about draco malfoy creating horcruxes?????
that would never happen, and it doesnt happen. malfoy is too much of a coward. he is scared of dark magic.
so this is all crap and i hope that no one would believe this. this guy has obviously never read the books.
Why would he? They’re kids books! And pretty lame at that…
my 8yro daughter reads them, but only when I threaten to beat her if she doesn’t!
KILL THAT HARRY THIS IS WITCHCRAFT U ALL ARE DUMB i read first 2 books really enjoyed them
FOR GOD’S SAKE. DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW. IF U FUCKING HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK THEN SHUT IT
okay this guy has it PERFECT . .this is EXACTLY what happens .
Mad eye dies near the start
The Miniser for Magic guy dies when everyone is at the wedding between Lupin and Tonks [correction! : its Bill's and Fleur's wedding not lupins!]
Lupin and tonks have a baby
Dobby dies while saving harry
There is a big battle at hogwarts in which Fred Weasley dies, Lupin, Tonks, Colin Cravy, these all die
Harry dies for a chapter but comes back as he is a Horcrux as when the spellbackfired when harry was a baby a part of voldemorts spirit goes in him so voldemort kills the horcrux part of him .
Oh yeah during the battle voldemort kills snape
Neville kills Nagini(snake)
Harry kills voldemort
Harry and Ginny get married nd have 3 kids called lily james and albus severus
Ron and Hermione get married and have 2 kids
Draco survives and has a kid
sorry to repeat your efforts “bob” but i wanted to make it clear that voldemort does not go to privet drive . . and as for draco and the horcrux thing god how stupid!
Next time someone boasts about knowing the ending of a book do not believe it untill someone official can justify it! or just simply get off of your asses and read the god damn book instead of considering believing a stupid internet junkie who DESPERATELY needed attention, so he thought he would make up the most insane plot of all time.
I would like to see J.K Rowling look at this site and see how stupid some people are!
Oh, is this book out yet?
People, people, people. no one cares anymore. so stop getting all worked up about things right?
The entire Weasly family dies after they catch redHeadI-itis.
SHAME.
wtf? dude this is the most retarted spoiler ive read yet. I aleready read the book took my like a day and 1/2 im just readin em to see the retarted lies that they are. i must say this is the the spoiler most full of crap ive read yet. besidses wtf is this crap about the pope? thats mental. plus JKR wouldnt kill off hermy ina 6 page battle w/ voldemort and ron on pivit drive, let alone kill off hermiony at all. she had no reason to anyway. besidses 6 pages is unreasonable. I havent seen one positive comment on this out of like 500+.
this is the worst review ive ever seen and ive seen another exactly like it and say u just ripped the other guy off. not that either of you are right , of course. malfoy wouldn’t make a horcrux either cuz hes a cowrdly fiendish scumbag filth. snape was on dumblydores side the whole time and nagin kills him. snape loved lily potter and was always jealous of james.
WARNING!!!! BEYOND THIS POINT ARE SPOILERS!!!!
Fred dies,
snape dies,
lupin and tonks die,
dobby dies,
ted tonks dies
colin creevy dies
voldemort dies
mad eye dies
and other non impotint peeps die 2
ginny and harry get married and have 3 kids, lily james and albus severus. hermiony and ron marry and have a kid its like hugo or something. malfoy marries(unknown spouse, probly pansy parkinson) and have a kid (scorpio) lol JKR could have done better than that, she s’ probly tired. he sees sirius and mom and dad and cedric and others w/ the stone of ressurection. they dissapear though, he loses the stone. he is an auror when he grows, not an free auror (rumor i forget ron and hermys fates0
Have a happy day!
FUCKING LOVED THAT.
THE AUTHOR OF THAT ARTICLE
WRITES BETTER THAN ROWLING HERSELF.
lmfao
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