Miley Cyrus – the girl who plays Hannah Montana in the self-titled Disney Channel show – has dramatically been found to use a body double in her live shows.
And the news that Miley Cyrus is replaced each night for one or two minutes so she can quickly get changed has sent shockwaves around the preteen entertainment world. Rightly so, because the Hannah Montana body double bombshell is easily the most outrageous thing to happen to teenage female stars of American kids' TV shows for years.
Apart from, you know, that one who took naked pictures of herself. And, um, the one who got pregnant.
Between Vanessa Hudgens whipping her blouse off for the internet and Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up, Miley Cyrus stands out as the last remaining beacon of purity in a filthy ocean made of pubes and discarded condom wrappers and stuff. The star of Hannah Montana is so innocent that people just often write stories about how she isn't pregnant, just to celebrate her chastity.
But all is not as it seems in the Hannah Montana camp – after all, you can't be a child of Billy Ray Cyrus and not smell a little bit fishy – and now someone has finally nailed Miley Cyrus for being the cheating little upstart that she is.
Although Miley's live Hannah Montana concerts have been so wildly popular that the scrabble for the few remaining tour tickets has closely resembled the plot of festively violent Arnold Schwarzenegger masterpiece Jingle All The Way, it's turned out that the Hannah Montana onstage isn't always Miley Cyrus.
Fan-recorded phone footage of a Hannah Montana concert – that's been whipped from YouTube faster than you could ever imagine – shows Miley Cyrus running offstage mid-song and being covered by a black sheet while a lookalike bounds onstage and mimes the rest of the track. The shame! It's just like that time someone said that Kate Moss' eyelashes were longer than they really are, only about a girl and not some eyelashes.
And now Miley Cyrus' label has been forced to concede that, yes, occasionally a Hannah Montana body double is deployed during the show:
To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of "We Got the Party" incorporating a body double for Miley. After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately 1 – 2 minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert.
How will planet Earth's preteens ever be able to look Miley Cyrus in the eye again, knowing that she's capable of such obscene wickedness? There's only one way to solve this – force Miley Cyrus to give up all her breaks during her gruelling show and make her perform twice as hard night after night after night until her body can handle it no longer. We must not rest until this teenage girl is worked into a burnt-out husk of a human! A husk!
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Debbie says
Big deal, so she uses a body double; she lip sincs too. Oh, but then so did Beyonce at a recent concert and did anyone eer go see Reba when she was touring? She could not possibly have been on the main stage signing Fancy, and suddenly appear on a riser over the audience at the other end of the arena. But then no one really cared. She was great, sang her songs and put on a great show. Why does everyone expect so much from a 15 year old?
ally says
I love hannah montana just like miley cyrus, but i was very upset when i heard she used a body dobble, i mean well people payed money to see her not a fake!!!! and I will forgive her but she has to say it her self with the press that she is sorry and will not do it again then this well all go away!! but i will still love her if she does’t!!! bye:)
Amina Jinova & Sucdi Abikar says
I love you Hannah Montana you are my favourite singer! And my best friend she loves you very very much! Also she wants to see you real in front of her. When you are coming to England.Because I whant to see you.
Amina Jinova & Sucdi Abikar says
Hi Hannah Montana we wish you could come
to England to school Kenmont Primari School thank you.And i am sorry bout your granfather. And my best best best freind loves you and she writed to you
january 18th 2009.I love you so so so much and my
friend Amina Jinova
grace says
wow you people are so stupid talk about the JONAS BROTHERS once ang awhile . hannah montanas stupid and 72
Richy says
I would bend her over and clean her out!
marisa says
hanna montana very very mall look mall todo mall % %5 !