Well this is a first – the top movie at the weekend box office is a filmed concert, like the sort of thing Channel 4 sometimes shows on Sunday afternoons.
But it isn't any old filmed concert – it's Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour, a movie starring the ubiquitous Miley Cyrus that's only being released for one week, and even then only to people who agree to wear ridiculous 3D glasses.
And obviously by 'people' we mean 'children'. No self-respecting adult would dare to see Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour. What's that? You did? Get out.
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour is the top movie at the US weekend box office – which is strange because it's not really a movie. What it is is a recording of a concert by Miley Cyrus, the tween idol who's got this far by inexplicably not managing to get pregnant yet. We have no idea if Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour is good or not, and that's thanks to a little thing called self-respect.
Still, though, for Miley Cyrus to beat actual films to the top of the weekend box office means that there's now nothing that she can't do. That might sound like a good thing now, but in five years when you're being forced to eat Hannah Montana-branded sawdust at gunpoint by a member of Miley Cyrus' dictatorial army, you'll rue the day you ever bought a ticket to see Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour. Rue the day, we tell you.
Here's the US weekend box office top five…
1 – Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour (Perhaps this was so popular at the weekend box office because it's in 3D, giving fans a chance to get closer to Miley Cyrus than ever. Let's just all be thankful that this movie wasn't about Vanessa Hudgens, because those would be some cinemas we wouldn't like to mop up afterwards) $29,000,000
2 – The Eye (A film starring Jessica Alba, which is probably the worst criticism you can level at a film these days) $13,000,000
3 – 27 Dresses (Interesting to see that 27 Dresses is still in the weekend box office top five while Eva Longoria's Over Her Dead Body could only open at number 11. Seems that people like romantic comedies about bridesmaids more than they like romantic comedies about bitter dead people who spy on their widower having sex with other women. You learn something every day, don't you) $8,400,000
4 – Juno (We'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate the Juno marketing department. It's not even been released in the UK and already we're sick of it. Good work. We mean it) $7,450,000
5 – Meet The Spartans (Judging by this week's box office, it looks like we're due a lazy Hannah Montana spoof film this time next year. If that actually happens, and one of the jokes involves Miley Cyrus talking like a funny black person, you all owe us cash. Deal?) $7,125,000
Read more:
Jhens Acne Treatment Care says
the kids at home loves Hanna Montana. I also watched this show from time to time and Miley Cyrus is really fit for this role.