Future history books will report that Halle Berry was the 2,333rd most important Hollywood star ever, or they’ll say that Halle Berry was the 2,333rd person to get a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame; or maybe they won’t mention her at all.

Anyway, the important thing is that Halle Berry now has her own star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, which she received with tears in her eyes and a small handbook of Hollywood Walk Of Fame-based poses provocative enough to make sure that there were nice big pictures of her in all the newspapers wedged tightly in her undercrackers. Although Halle Berry getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame is a sign that women of colour can be as successful as their white counterparts in Hollywood, it’s an even bigger sign that you can make shit like Catwoman and still get a star so long as you’re pretty enough.