Haley Joel Osment, as we’re all fully aware, can see dead people. If only he could see roadside mailboxes as well then he wouldn’t be laid up in hospital like he is now. Because yesterday Haley Joel Osment flipped his car in an accident.

Wait a minute, Haley Joel Osment can drive a car? But he’s only about six years old – no wonder he crashed it to pieces so spectaculary. There’s a lesson here for all of us, not least Haley Joel Osment, and that’s never ever to use any of the Baldwin brothers as a role model for your own life.