In a few months' time, there are going to be billions of little celebrity babies running around and screaming and crapping themselves, and that'll partly be Gwen Stefani's fault.
Because, in what seems like the millionth case of celebrity knocking-up lately, Gwen Stefani has apparently confirmed that she's 13 weeks pregnant with her second baby. By our calculations, that means that Gwen Stefani fell pregnant on October 23 – with experts suggesting that the new Stefani baby was the product of commemorative lovemaking to mark the sixth anniversary of the Chenchen Moscow Theatre Siege.
Well, we're suggesting it anyway. And we're sort of experts. Right?
Right, that's it – the next female celebrity to fall pregnant is going to get a really nasty kick in the shins, because we're getting really narked off with it now. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Halle Berry is pregnant, Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie just had babies, Nicole Kidman is pregnant, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins, for God's sake. Who does that leave? The old lady off Emmerdale, Eva Longoria and Des Lynam, that's who.
And now Gwen Stefani's at it, too. Even though she was only pregnant about five minutes ago, Gwen Stefani has decided to confirm that she's pregnant again with her second baby. The Sun reports:
Gwen Stefani has confirmed she is 13 weeks pregnant with bambino number two. The former No Doubt star and rocker husband Gavin Rossdale are chuffed about having a brother or sister for their lad Kingston, one. A source said: "They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone."
OK, maybe it was a little more than five minutes ago – Gwen Stefani had her last baby, Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, in the summer of 2006, so at least there'll be a two-year age gap between sprogs. And if Gwen Stefani's new baby gets treated like Kingston, then it'll be for a real treat – not only will it get to hang out with the Jolie-Pitt babies but if its really lucky then Gwen Stefani will name some shoes after it.
Unless the baby's a girl, of course, in which case it'll be damned to a childhood of being made to dress up like a vaguely paedophillic Japanese anime schoolgirl from the moon all the time. But we'll cross that path when we come to it.
Best of all, it's been reported that Gwen Stefani will be moving to London to raise the baby, while husband Gavin Rossdale 'brings home the bacon' by recording a solo album and living off the sales of it. So that'll be one piece of bacon he brings home, then. One piece of bacon for four mouths. To last a year.
Still, we're still waiting for actual official confirmation from Gwen Stefani about her pregnancy – or any sort of confirmation that comes from someone other than a nameless source talking to The Sun – and chances are this confirmation will come in the form of a Gwen Stefani song.
After all, she's done it before – her song Don't Get It Twisted was all about when she got pregnant the first time round – so expect a new single out soon called something like Bugger This (I'm Getting You A Vasectomy You Grunge Fool).
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AlwaysThinking says
I am so happy for her. She seems to genuinely enjoy motherhood
David says
Great intro about the celeb babies running around haha.