Most of the terrible things in the world can be traced back to Guy Ritchie if you try hard enough, you know – primarily all the terrible British gangster films starring wonk-eyed plebs trying to be all cockney and hard.

Guy Ritchie has made three of these gangster films himself, and each of them have somehow managed to be fifty times less good than the one before it, ending with Revolver; a film so bad that only about three people in the world have actually seen it including Guy Ritchie and his Mum. After the Revolver mess, did Guy Richie get the message and go back to directing adverts? Did he hell – he’s just signed up to make another film. Another gangster film. For the love of God.