The Grammys are coming, and this week we’re letting you bet on who you think will win one of them, because we are kind souls with pure hearts.

Anyway, although the Grammys are going to have the sort of Tina Turner/ Michael Jackson-centric performances that’ll have you leaning out of your window to check that it’s not the mid-1980s, you can’t make money from them. But you can make money from figuring out who’ll win the Best Song award at this year’s Grammy. Ready?

Good. Then here are the Grammys betting odds for Hey There Delilah by Plain White T’s, with help from Paddy Power…

Hey There Delilah – Plain White T’s: Oh, where to begin with this little delight? Maybe the fact that Plain White T’s is perhaps the shittiest band name since Wet Wet Wet. Honestly, what was the band’s second-choice name going to be? The Slightly Skiddy Y-Fronts? Anyway, if you’ve ever listened to local radio for more than six seconds, you’ll have heard Hey There Delilah – you know the one, it’s the song that sounds identical to every other bad American acoustic ballad ever. Hey There Delilah contains the line “Some day we’ll pay the bills with this guitar,” which depresses us beyond words because we don’t think the singer’s talking about smashing his guitar and selling it for firewood. But, hey, we can dream. Current Grammys betting odds – 4/1

Tomorrow: Grammys betting odds for Rihanna and Amy Winehouse. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Grammys betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds