Graham Norton has somehow mistaken Angelina Jolie for one of those mums you see down the supermarket that can’t control their kids. No drugs involved either; he’s forever clean as far as we know.
So, there was Graham, sitting in the airport lounge happily tucking into a Shapers wrap and a latte, when he spots a hyperactive child running all over the place and getting on everyone’s nerves.
"The child was running around everywhere and being really annoying," he told Heat magazine.
"I saw his mother buying it a cola and I was like: ‘Yeah, great move, give the kid more sugar and caffeine.‘"
A guy after our own heart Graham Norton (DVDs), swiftly judgemental and quick to condescend. They’ll always be a job at this news desk for that kind of talent.
"The silly cow was bringing the cola over and she stops at my table and says: ‘Can I just say how much I enjoy your show.‘"
You’ve read this far, so you know it wasn’t some fifteen stone Trisha fan waddling up for a fronting.
Graham, hit us with the gospel:
"It was Angelina Jolie."
You betcha, Sophia Loren Mark 2 – stuffing cola down her kid’s throat like it was finest spring water.
Disgraceful. Angelina Jolie (DVDs) has to be aware of the health risks posed by letting children get what they want, especially if it contains more sugar than a carrot.
Though the nearest most of her refugee-kid family used to get to soft drinks is watching aid-workers guzzle a couple at siesta time. Baring that in mind, Jolie’s done all right in our book – single mothers struggle enough as it is without us having a cheap ‘pop’ as well.
Back up a sec, didn’t Graham Norton just call Angelina Jolie a silly cow? Shit, that would have been a much better headline.
[story by Chris Laverty]
Horice says
I’m at the point now where I really think Bloggers would blog about and critique an Angelina Jolie bowel movement just because they know they will get hits. There is just no creativity in the blogging world