Gordon Ramsay, the angriest chef ever to closely resemble a pensioner’s testicle, has decided that the British don’t eat well enough – and the only way to counter this is to stick a fork in Quick Draw McGraw and gobble him up for tea.

That’s right, Gordon Ramsay has decided that the British should be more like the French and eat as many horses as possible, saying that horses are both tasty and full of delicious goodness. Did we mention that Gordon Ramsay has a new series of The F-Word to promote, and that he’d probably urge the public to eat the eyeballs out of newborn babies if he thought it’d make a single person turn over and watch his ridiculous programme? We meant to.