The thing we like most about Gordon Ramsay – other than the saggy moobs that he insists on whipping out every three or four seconds – is his honesty; the man has never ever faked a single thing ever his in entire life. Ever.

Unless you count spearing a sea bass as ‘something’, put it that way. As part of his bewildering The F Word show last year, Gordon Ramsay went fishing for sea bass – first trying to swear the fish into submission, then attempting to use all the deep crevasses in his face as a sort of fleshy mousetrap for fish and finally by spearing them with help from an expert. However, the expert has now come forward to say that Gordon Ramsay didn’t actually catch any of the fish that The F Word said he did, leading to the show’s producers receiving a written reprimand from Channel Four, which is still recovering from the Celebrity Big Brother scandal, the You Say We Pay scandal and the scandal about Ugly Betty not really being as ugly as people say in real life.