If you’ve seen Twilight, you’ll know that vampires are scrawny and sensitive and have big sad puppy eyes and are about as dangerous as a cotton wool statue of a kitten.
But judging by this new trailer for the forthcoming series of True Blood, that’s all a lot of rubbish. If this trailer is any indication, True Blood is a vampire show full of boobs, bottoms, bikinis, sexy dancing, orgasms, pelvic grinding, spanking, face-licking, nudity, masturbation, bestiality and enough sex scenes to literally turn you blind. In that order.
Honestly, it’s quite a trailer. It’s after the jump…
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That trailer is for the first season, now out on DVD. The second season is even more despicable*.
*”Despicable” meaning “really wonderfully naughty and lascivious and violent and compelling.”
This is everything that americans look for in television while they are at home and pretend to be disgusted by while in public.
As an American, I totally support stuff like this, in public and at home.
As an American, I think this absolutely great television. I’d never shy from saying I like anything quite as deviant and sexual as this program.
Have a website for you: TrueBlood Dallas.
maybe all of you are young? i rather stick my finger in my mouth.
TRUE BLOOD IS RUBBISH!
YALL R SICK LONELY BASTARDS =]
Watched the 1st Episode of True Blue this week and thought it was fantastic! So far, after watching only one episode I am well and truly hooked. The characters are developing nicely, the plot is really interesting and so far I don’t have a bad word to say for it.
I see the poster above thinks it is rubbish. Well remember there is always the off switch if it offends. Pity the same can’t be said for you! Saying YALL R SICK LONELY BASTARDS really adds to the debate.
If you have nothing useful or constructive to add, please don’t add anything. Shouldn’t you be in bed by the time it is on anyway?
I think the premise for True Blood is fabulous, but I can see that constant comparision to the Twilight series is going to become annoying, not least for the actors involved in the series.
One more thing, whoever was doing the interview of Steven Moyer made a wise decision to stay off-camera as they were absolutely rubbish. No offence, but you could always go on a course and learn how to interview or practice on friends and family before being let loose to interview others.
this show sucks (no pun)
Vampires living in some hot ass ,backward – hick state like Louisiana ? that’s enough right there.it’s like making a remake of Godzilla in Iran.The plot has more holes than a strainer , the acting is suuuuuper bad , the main bitch has a gap in her teeth bigger than Letterman’s and the dialog is just plain stoooopid.it definitely sums up the dumbing down of American (yeah,i’m one of ‘them’ unfortunately but i got a brain)
this show wouldn’t last a second if they had to remove all the sex scenes and if they couldn’t rip off Dark Shadows.i really hate this show and it’s not because it’s offensive , it’s just plain bad and i hate hillbillies and the South in general.I feel like i’m watching Jerry Springer when i ‘tried’ to watch this mess.but you know , americans are sheep and they follow , basically they have very little brains left and imagination.i can’t even imagine what the rest of the world must think when they watch this shit.this show is enough reason for the terrorist to blow up the Sears Tower in Chicago.Vampires used to be cool and scary …now they’re just a buncha fags with hick accents.True Bad.