Goodbye, Old Friends. Miss Me Not, For I Am Going To A Better Place (The Pub).
Then buzz it up
August 22nd, 2008 at 19:30 by Ian Dransfield
Well, I’m done now - you get Stuart Heritage back as of Monday.
Covering life, love, death and destruction - as well as not realising some people had died, even though we’d reported that they hadn’t - I’ve had a fun three-and-a-bit weeks at the helm of hecklerspray. I literally have no idea how Stu keeps up with it all, but hey ho - some things must just be down to voodoo trickery.
I’d like to thank you for all of your support, and highlight some of the most life-affirming of the comments I have received over the last near-three weeks, after the drop.
“I cannot even believe you get paid to write crap like this. Sure why not bust on the Christians, you certainly wouldn’t think of slandering any other “religious” group without suffering severe consequences. You are pathetic!”
“i cant imagine carrying that much negativity around with me all the time. you are just one big walking black whole.”
“ian, after reading this article i am at a loss of words for you. i image your parents are so proud of you right now.”
“Just a TAD too angry on the back-end, there, Hecklerspray.”
“This writer is an idiot.”
“Ian Dransfield, could you be any more of moron?”
“I think the writer meant “irony” not “ironing”. Perhaps this contributor should learn basic grammatical skills before condemning anyone for their ignorance.”
“But none of you seem concerned about the fact that Ian Dransfield is just not funny.”
“Ian Dransfield, you are a truly poor writer. I feel a little dumber for having read this nerdy drivel.”
“Ian, I will pray for you. You obviously don’t get the concept of God but you will. By then it will be too late. It’s a very small thing you do here on Earth. Nothing you say or write will ever matter.”
““Internet” is not plural. There is no such thing as “the internets.””
Needless to say, I will strive to keep on going as I always have, forging new grounds and impressing every reader that ever looks at anything I’ve ever written, just as I clearly have with my brief hecklerspray run.
Thank you and goodnight. Oh, and this was me on Sky News, which came about after this article. Just to give you more ammunition against me.
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August 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
thanks for the video, now it’s clearly obvious why you’re such a douche…you have a soul patch, for christ’s sake.
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Actually I think that’s a bit of leftover soup.
You guys really need a new public face of hecklerspray. Dransfield looks like he hasn’t been out of his dorm room since Battlestar Galactica hit the internet, and Stu looked as though someone had hit him upside the head with a gin and tonic.
May I suggest Hyde?
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
This list is absolutely brilliant.
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
gir - Hyde is a Sagittarius, in case you were wondering.
August 24th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Oh man, good one, gir. That just made my night.
August 24th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Libra, Shawn. How many times do I have to tell your wretched arse that I’m a LIBRA.
August 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Yeah, let me just update Annette_Hyde_Stalker.xls
August 26th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I was going to defend you against whichever moron didn’t get “the internets” until I saw that video…
August 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
That video is great. Stunt baby. classic.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
“‘Internet’ is not plural. There is no such thing as ‘the internets’.”
I laughed my arse off. If I were in your position, I wouldn’t be reading the comments. If I want to see retards floundering I’ll catch the Special Olympics in a few weeks.