Oh look… Nicolas Cage as another pointless womaniser with a pocketful of dope.

We don’t hit women down south, but the cops smoke crack. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, has about as much purpose as a KKK race-relations meeting. Cage plays a cop who compensates for his back problems with cocaine-addiction and ‘interrogates’ people with a magnum. He’s joined by the relatively fat Val Kilmer, Eva Mendes and rapper Xzibit in this Werner Herzog saga of sex, drugs and what the devil?

Inhale pistol fumes to the sound of Louisiana Blues as everyone around you makes for the doors.