What is Giuliana Rancic’s deal (aside from spelling her name stupid and looking like an alien of some sort)?! Bitch has always been annoying, but nowadays she’s basically a straight up idiot. First, making stupid comments about Zendaya, and now dissing a Spice Girl like she’s all that and a bag of chips. Pfft. More like Giuliana Rancid, am I right?!
Apparently, Giulana dated Jerry O’Connell in the early 2000’s (who knew?) and he cheated on her with a bunch of way hotter celebs, like his current wife, former supermodel (and former Mrs. John Stamos because that bitch is DUMB. WHO LEAVES JOHN STAMOS FOR THE FAT KID FROM “STAND BY ME”???), Rebecca Romijn, and former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell.
Giuliana wrote a biography, which I’m sure no one will read because no one gives a fuck about her, and in it she recalls when she found out that Jerry had hooked up with the artist formerly known as Ginger Spice:
I was being two-timed for one of the lesser Spices?
EXCUSE YOU?! One of the lesser spices?! First of all, all five Spice Girls are above you, Giuliana Rancid, even Mel C when she cut off all her hair and bleached it, so don’t get that twisted. Second, Geri Halliwell is a top 3 level Spice Girl, and for 50% of men she was the #1 Spice Girl. It’s true. In grade 6, I polled the guys to find out who the hottest Spice Girl was for my little homemade magazine I was running, “Girl Talk” (shoot me now) and half said Posh Spice and the other half said Ginger Spice. I mean, she was known as the sexy one! Look at her!
Oh, my bad, that’s actually a pretty recent picture of her. Let’s look at Geri back in the early 2000’s when Jerry would have cheated on you with her:
Like I said, there is no such fucking thing as a LESSER Spice Girl, and even if there was Geri was NEVER it.
Bitch, I am going to shoplift a copy of your dumb book (it’s not worth my money) just so I can throw it at your idiot bobble head. You can diss all the Disney stars you want, Giuliana, but when you diss a Spice Girl you better be ready for war.
Beverley says
What a rude comment giuliana rancic is a beautiful person inside and out – Geri halliwell would sleep with and walk over anyone to get what she wants, to me Geri halliwell is the lowest of to the low! Airhead
Siobhan says
Frankly, even if Guiliassface’s face looks like a dog, I’d just be insulting the poor dog. Guiliana is just ugly, pure and simple. Melissa Rivers has class in standing up for Zendaya, even when I so much wanted her to call out on Gulu’s racist ass. Melissa has class while Gulu responded to Zendaya calling out on her racial remark with exclamation points and I’m pretty sure capital letters. She is very immature and her face is ugly, I say again. She just bragged about how Jared and his delinquent brother Shannon snucked her and her skinny nosed sister in a club when they were underaged and how they got it on at some DC water tunnel. Gross! Getting it on while underaged?? I wonder for how long will Gulu have her job after being discovered that she fucked older men when she was under aged. I’ll take Maria Menuous as a TV hostess over this sick, overrated, racist, psychotic and ugly bitch any day. Plus, the Spice Girls are hot!
klaus says
“spelling her name stupid”???
this is the Italian way to spell it – google would have helped you find out in 5 seconds.
somebody who ridicules the name “Christa” by spelling it entirely wrong is kinda poor.
Americans have no culture, knowledge, history or education. Greets from good ole Europe
My friends call me "Mr. the Man" says
I think we are missing the bigger picture here, where Krysta interviewed 6th grade boys about who was the hottest Spice Girl, and they had an opinion. Until this article I didn’t know there were more than the redhead one and the other one. That’s probably because I’m American so my cultural knowledge is limited to items that can be enhanced with Ranch Dressing and Solo cups. How did you find boys who knew? Did you show a line up of pics of Spice Girls and ask “who is the hottest?”. Were all of these boys just starting to hit puberty so was the fact that a girl was talking about hot girls cause them mental anguish that to this day causes them to be a less productive member of society because the forever relive that precious moment overand over again, the day when a girl talked to them? Do they keep a copy of Girl Talk magazine with them at all times as a moment of the occasion?
Waytoomuchtimeonmyhands says
Omgg i love the way you write! and i completely feel the same way about giuliana or however her name is spelled, she’s annoying, untalented, & and not very good looking, or flat out ugly depending on how you look at it. I don’t normally care how people look but considering her job is to critique people and pull them apart, seems only fitting i do the same to her. People say Kim Kardashian is a bad person, that she sets a bad example, they ask why she’s famous etc, but Kim is out there being as authentic as she can be, while doing a half decent job of showing women/young girls that women can do anything they set their mind to and can have a little extra meat on their bones.. At least Kim has a career built around herself & her family.. What is this woman doing? Why do i even know who giuliana is? Her career has been built off the success as well as the failures of others, in other words she’s a social leper, and she looks like a greyhound that’s been given a set of dentures. . Way to teach girls to have an eating disorder as well as to judge others based solely on their appearance! good job giuliana
Jaybone says
When’s the intervention? G. Rancic suffers from an eating disorder, or is otherwise VERY ill. She needs medical attention, not getting fairly rich as a television presenter. And the fact that she DOES work in TV says a lot about how shitty some TV can be.