Nothing makes us feel fuzzier than when two attractive, successful millionaires rub their happiness in our faces.

So you won’t be able to imagine how fuzzy we feel now we’ve learnt that supermodel Gisele Bundchen, a woman so far out of our league that we barely qualify as the same species as her, has got engaged to Tom Brady - a professional athlete who could undoubtedly beat us in a fight even if we were armed and he wasn’t.

Congratulations to Tom and Gisele, then - may your children be just as attractive as you but somehow take their intellect from a better-equipped third party.

Celebrities and athletes do make lovely couples, don’t they. There’s David and Victoria Beckham, who have been married for almost a decade while only notching up a handful of rumoured affairs. Then there’s Ashley and Cheryl Cole, who have been married for two years while only notching up a handful of rumoured affairs. And then there’s Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, who aren’t married and haven’t had any affairs but only because they seem quite stupid and possibly have to constantly relearn the concept of ‘marriage’ and ‘affair’ with flashcards and repetition games every couple of days to stop them getting confused.

And now we can add Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady to that list. You know who they both are, of course - Gisele is the supermodel who used to go out with Leonardo DiCaprio and will only work for Euros, while Tom Brady is the New England Patriot quarterback who got his girlfriend pregnant and then legged it because a supermodel signalled that she might want to sleep with him.

Anyway, what we’re trying to say is that Gisele and Tom Brady have just got engaged. And we’re telling you this because of the wonderfully romantic story behind Tom Brady’s proposal. Honestly, your heart will sing for weeks after hearing it. People reports:

“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.

Oh, the romance! He asked… and she accepted! It’s like we’re in a fairytale or something! We’re giddy just thinking about it! He asked… and she accepted! What are the chances of something like that happening?

But calm down, because there’s more - apparently Gisele and Tom Brady now have to decide whether they want a big wedding that’s full of wankers with eating disorders, or something that won’t sell as well to the magazines. Back to People:

“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home.”

But, whatever they choose, we hope that Gisele and Tom Brady are happy together. And, less realistically, that they remain happy together after their looks fade and they’re forced to rely on personality to get them through. We wouldn’t hold our breath for that, mind you.

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