After two whole years of being super a super good-looking, but utterly boring couple, Bella Hadid’s less interesting sister, Gigi, and one of the guys from One Direction, Zayn Malik, have called it quits.
I’m pretty surprised about this split because they really seemed very in love, and they definitely looked like a truly Zoolander inspired couple, so it really makes me wonder: if two young, rich, skinny, really, really, ridiculously good-looking people can’t find love together, who can?
Gigi and Zayn are young and hip, which clearly means that they took to social media to announce their surprise split. I say surprise, because Zayn somewhat recently got a tattoo of Gigi’s eyes on his chest, which, I guess in reality, is probably what doomed their relationship.
Zayn wrote on Twitter:
Gigi and I had an incredibly meaningful, loving and fun relationship and I have a huge amount of respect and adoration for Gigi as a woman and a friend. She has such an incredible soul. I’m grateful to all of our fans for respecting this difficult decision and our privacy at this time, we wish this news could have come from us first. We love you all. xZ.
Now that Gigi is single and ready to mingle, maybe we’ll finally see her boring ass out again with her sister Bella, Kendall Jenner, and all those other young rich models, because her relationship with Zayn has made her a total stay-at-home bore and I feel like the world is in desperate need of a good supermodel scandal. None of these young bitches are any fun. Where are the coke scandals? Where are the abusive rockstar boyfriends? Where is the new Naomi throwing phones at her assistants heads? This tame, bordering on wholesome behavior is putting the term “supermodel” to shame. Time for your meltdown, Gigi. I’m ready!