The reigning queen of the Food Network, Giada DeLaurentiis, is everywhere you turn these days … she seems to be on every cooking and cooking competition show, her weird beaky face stares down from every item at Target, she’s even on hair color commercials.
Giada is a tiny munchkin of a person with lots of energy, laser beam eyes, and a never-ending perkiness that makes me want to throttle her. Her food looks okay, and she has a great cleavage, but it can be extremely annoying to see her preparing fancy food in her sunshine-filled beachfront Malibu home with her adorable daughter and douchey huband, Todd. And, I know she’s legitimately Italian but I do wish she was take it easy with the exagerrated pronunciations of every Italian ingredient, like broo-SKET-tah and MOOT-zerelle.
Despite the fact that I find her to be endlessly irritating, Giada DeLaurentiis without makeup looks pretty good.
In the first photo of Giada with a bare face, she looks very happy and healthy, sitting on a paddle board probably in the water right behind her house. The crotch shot is unfortunate, but her face does look pretty. Again, it’s the energy … annoying, but kind of adorable at the same time.
The next photo shows Giada looking much more casual than usual. This woman loves to be in front of the camera and it is extremely rare to see her not made-up to the hilt, but here she looks very comfortable and simple. With her hair pulled back and a bare (mostly bare, at least) face, she looks younger and much softer than usual.