The reigning?queen of the Food Network, Giada DeLaurentiis, is everywhere you turn these days … she seems to be on every cooking and cooking competition show, her weird beaky face stares down from every item at Target, she’s even on hair color commercials.
Giada?is a tiny munchkin of a person with lots of energy, laser beam eyes, and?a never-ending perkiness that?makes me want to throttle her.?Her food looks okay, and she has a great cleavage, but it can be extremely?annoying to see her preparing fancy food in her sunshine-filled beachfront Malibu home?with her adorable daughter and douchey?huband, Todd. And, I know she’s legitimately Italian but I do wish she was take it easy with the exagerrated pronunciations of every Italian ingredient, like?broo-SKET-tah and MOOT-zerelle.
Despite the fact that I find her to be endlessly irritating, Giada DeLaurentiis without makeup?looks pretty good.
In the first photo of Giada with a bare face, she looks very happy and healthy,?sitting on a paddle board probably in the water right behind her house. The crotch shot is unfortunate, but her face does look pretty. Again, it’s the energy … annoying, but kind of adorable at the same time.
The next photo shows Giada looking much more casual than usual. This woman loves to be in front of the camera and it is extremely rare to see her not made-up to the hilt, but here she looks very comfortable and simple. With her hair pulled back and a bare (mostly bare, at least) face, she looks younger and much softer than usual.
Jaes says
You forgot to mention her incredibly large DOME! That thing should snap her neck and crush her tiny torso as it rolls down hill…. finally destroying the villagers below.
Want proof…. watch any episode but especially Giada’s Italian Vacation special or something like that. They show her making PAHR-me-ZHAN-NO(sigh) cheese and the hair net is too small for her head. They have to pin two together. Not kidding.
Sandy says
we luvs Giada she’s an Italian goddess; wound up in the spotlight & has all the resources to play it to the hilt
you go girl!
Bree says
She’s so annoying…everything about her is worse than someone scraping their nails on a chalkboard. I can see by her fans *you go girl* that they are annoying, too.
Matt says
She looks like veteran pornstar Daniella Rush.
scott says
She is annoying. Especially when she takes a bite of her meals.
Why do producers put her on shows? Why? Her food recipes are not that great. Other celeb chefs recipes out-do her by landslides.
Jen says
Yes yes yes!!! I can’t stand watching or listening to her eat. She chews so obviously loud and always talks with her mouth open
Patti says
When your head is bigger than your body, you have lost too much weight..