So, I woke up today and the internet had gone INSANE over Renee Zellweger. At first, I was like “Woah! Have I woken up in 1996?! What stellar advice should I give 10-year-old Krysta?!” But alas, I was still 28 and stuck in 2014. As it turned out, the internet wasn’t abuzz over Renee’s career or some high profile relationship, instead people were going nuts about her face.
I looked into the matter and found the above picture. This is Renee just the other night at the Elle 21st Women in Hollywood Awards with her boyfriend. She is basically completely unrecognizable. In fact, Twitter like blew up with people being like “Nu-uh, that is NOT Renee, that is someone else!” Sure, I don’t think she looks at all like she used to, but, for me, the big story here is that people give this much of a fuck about what Renee Zellweger looks like.
Just to put shit in perspective, on the left is a pic of Renee a few years ago, and on the left is her this week. Does she look really different? Yes. A lot of people are all like “PLASTIC SURGERY GONE WRONG!” but what I’m kind of seeing is “BREAKING NEWS: ONCE CUTE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS AGES AND GIVES NO FUCKS!”
We’re used to seeing women in Hollywood go to great lengths to make their youthful appearance last, even if it’s just facial peels and shit, whereas Renee Zelleweger looks like she doesn’t even give a fuck about waxing her brows anymore.
I look at her, and I don’t see a face ruined by plastic surgery like so many are claiming. In fact, I see a face that has STOPPED getting botox (notice how her brows aren’t as high and tight anymore?)
So basically, people are going mental because Renee Zellweger is getting old, doesn’t seem to care anymore that she’s getting old, and has thrown out her tweezers and eyebrow pencil. You know it’s a hard hitting news day in Hollywood when…