Two things we like but, as professional bloggers, haven’t done in years are go on holiday and smell nice. We’ve forgotten what both of those things are like.

But you, you lucky sods, have the chance to do both. After the jump is a widget where you can sign up and get sent free samples of 212 Sexy. Plus, if you submit your ’sexy places’, you’ll enter a competition to win a weekend in New York. That’s geographical sexy places, obviously. You can’t just write ‘my balls’. That’s not allowed. Apparently.

Anyway, it’s all after the jump.

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