Amazingly, yes, you can actually get a free bottle of energy-boosting Lucozade.
We shit you not, and this isn’t the kind of spam you get sent via MySpace or through e-mail by spurious Nigerian princes either. Fill in a few details on a website and soon you'll be lapping up Lucozade like it's going out of fashion.
So don't ever say hecklerspray never prods you sharply in the direction of free fizzy glucose-y things made of liquid. Our love for you all is like the love we have for our families, which we always want to share*.
Click the link below to get your free bottle of Lucozade – it’s much better then the wanky Lynx clicker advertised a dogs age ago.
*Except for that auntie of ours who hasn't remembered our birthday since we were six. She knows who she is.
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Cheers ‘spray, saves a few pennies…