Amazingly, yes, you can actually get a free bottle of energy-boosting Lucozade.

We shit you not, and this isn’t the kind of spam you get sent via MySpace or through e-mail by spurious Nigerian princes either. Fill in a few details on a website and soon you'll be lapping up Lucozade like it's going out of fashion.

So don't ever say hecklerspray never prods you sharply in the direction of free fizzy glucose-y things made of liquid. Our love for you all is like the love we have for our families, which we always want to share*.

Click the link below to get your free bottle of Lucozade – it’s much better then the wanky Lynx clicker advertised a dogs age ago.

www.getyouredgeback.com

*Except for that auntie of ours who hasn't remembered our birthday since we were six. She knows who she is.