Geri Halliwell Has Baby After Being Split Open By Man With Knife (Or Scalpal)

There's a baby explosion in Hollywood, And Geri 'Quit while you're ahead' Halliwell is jumpin' on that bandwagon.  

Geri's old friend Posh has been at the baby game for years, popping out foetus' like clowns from a clown car. Well Ginger need envy no more. She's all done being knockered up, and has cranked out her very first kid. And even though she's always had more than ample birthing hips, she opted for a cesarian.  

Yeah - who saw that one coming?

One time Spice Girl, all the time rude guss Geri Halliwell has had a kid. She actually gave birth about a month ahead of time - right smack on US Mother's day. Her daughter is said to have been born with an innate knowledge that lip-syncing onstage is fully acceptable, and you don't really have to be hot if you know a guy with an airbrush. Halliwell has said of the new child:

"I'm just hoping this child is more angel than devil's child."

Sure, Geri, you say that now, but when you brokered the deal with Beelzebub just before the Spice Girls broke, we seem to remember your first born being somewhere in the third clause. 

At last check a name hadn't been disclosed. Rumour has it the father of the child is Sacha Gervasi. Might we suggest you not let his mother pick the name. We heard tell that Geri is refusing to let Sacha into his daughter's life, as he's apparently a tad too drug dependent. The two were only romantically linked for six weeks.

The doctor who delivered the child is the same one who delivered her old band mate Posh's first child. When asked about the prospect of delivering one baby from each Spice Girl, the doctor said but not really: 

"That'd be fine, but when it's Scary Spice, I'll need double thick rubber gloves, buckets more soap, and a long handled sanitised scrub brush." 

Also, he should have a mop in waiting. 

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[story by Shawn Lindseth]