George Galloway Upsets Everyone… Again

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George Galloway, eh? Even being locked inside a house with a crazy Welsh rapper, sex-mad basketball star and tits-out ‘glamour girl’ (who perpetually seems to be thirty seconds away from taking her own life) can’t stop him being controversial.

George has already seen his popularity diminish inside the Celebrity Big Brother house due to his apparent ’superior’ attitude - although, given the intellectual/emotional calibre of his housemates, even an autistic fieldmouse would have a hard time not feeling a tiny bit high-and-mighty.

But it’s outside the Celebrity Big Brother house that Georgie-boy is coming under the most fire…

Labour MPs are getting increasingly irate with Mr. Galloway’s somewhat unconventional political antics - i.e effectively saying ‘bollocks’ to his local electorate and grabbing an alleged £60,000 for taking part in a televised celebrity holiday.

While MPs gather today to discuss a £500 million pound railway development that directly affects his constituency, George will be absent, choosing instead to sit in a funnily-shaped chair and watch Michael Barrymore start crying again. Probably.

Labour councillor Michael Keith is particularly upset with George, describing how he has had to draft up alternative plans for the gathering:

“The need for this action
is because our elected MP is still on his extended Christmas vacation
in the Big Brother house, and remains out of contact from his
constituents, massaging his child-like ego.”

And it’s not only his colleagues that are having a pop. hecklerspray readers who also dabble in The Independent will have noticed a two-page spread on the man himself yesterday, describing poor old George as a "joke figure."

hecklerspray wonders whether these MPs - sneaky little publicity fiends that they are - will feel the same should Galloway actually win Celebrity Big Brother (something of a long-shot, seeing as Michael Barrymore’s trajectory for victory is going… ahem… swimmingly).

Alternatively, George may simply up sticks and move on, actually volunteering to leave the house. It’s clear from his recent ramblings that he isn’t exactly happy there:

"Someone of my age and class is not used to young women talking the way they do in here, with no orifice left unopened. There is only so much about plastic surgery and genital humour I can take."

There’s no pleasing some people, is there?

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[story by C J Davies]