As a man most famous for advertising every single product going, George Clooney has cultivated a languidly smooth image – so we’d guess when George Clooney fell off his motorbike on Friday he did it with an arched eyebrow.

Or maybe when George Clooney fell off his motorbike he was screaming like a girl, as we suspect we would too. We just don’t know. But we do know that George Clooney fell off his motorbike on Friday after being clipped by a car in New Jersey. Fortunately, though, George Clooney escaped serious harm and only managed to pick up a fractured rib while his girlfriend broke her foot. But, ever the easy-going optimist, George Clooney has turned the motorbike accident to his advantage; not only has he been approached to endorse nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs in the lucrative Pacific Rim markets, but it’s spurred George Clooney on to organise an all-star charity concert to raise awareness of how famous actors should get their own lanes on public highways.