New day, new fuckery by the ever more insane Rihanna. This time, RiRi managed to offend a whole shit ton of people while fully dressed and with her nipples covered! That is pretty impressive.
Rihanna was in Abu Dhabi and decided to enrich her life a bit by visiting the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque, one of the most well known holy places in the world, instead of her usual go to of strip clubs and hookah bars. She totally negated any good karma points she was earning by giving a big ol middle finger to cultural and religious respect and treating the Mosque like one of her photo shoots for Instagram.
Like we need more issues with the Middle East, dumbass.
Rihanna is currently on a her world tour, oddly named “Diamonds” instead of the much more fitting ”Ratchet Central” that it is, whens she decided to make a little pit stop. While in the United Arab Emirates capital, Rihanna and her personal IPhone holding bitch went to visit one of the most famous religious centers in the world.
Instead of showing the Mosque or the Arab people any respect, Rihanna took this as yet another opportunity to make everything all about her and pull some hoe shit. She actually covered up her vag lips and ass crack in an adult one piece black jumpsuit, but she made sure it was nice and form fitting. Plus she donned some hooker red lipstick, just to make sure that everyone around her knew she meant hoe business.
Rihanna then proceeded to have her IPhone bitch take a bunch of “artistic” (read: LOOK AT ME! I NEED EVERYONE TO LOOK AT ME!) photographs of the singer in front and around the center, which is a total no-no.
Before even being allowed to enter the center, officials put a big ol kibosh on the reigning queen of “What the fuck now?”s plans and kicked that bitch’s ass to the curb. Officials released a statement confirming their refusal to let Rihanna in:
“In the event of behaviour that violates the moral codes of access to the mosque, or other visit regulations – such as taking inappropriate pictures, posing in ways that are improper in the context of sacred place, talking loudly, or eating – the violators are directed in a polite manner that reflects the civilisational and tolerant attributes of Islam.
Here, the Centre refers to a recent incident, involving a singer who came for a private visit to the mosque, at a gate that is not reserved for visitors, without prior coordination with the Centre’s management and without identifying herself. [She] left without entering the mosque, after being asked to do so, due to the fact that she had taken some pictures that do not conform with the conditions and regulations put in place by the Centre’s management to regulate visits in a way that takes the status and sanctity of the mosque into consideration.”
This was very smart on their part, because lord knows if Rihanna was allowed in the Mosque she probably would have somehow turned an ancient religious statue in a bong or dildo and got herself off in the middle of a crowd.
Rihanna hasn’t responded publicly about what happened, which some take as an extra middle finger to her haters, but I disagree with that idea. More than likely, Rihanna doesn’t even remember being in the county, let alone the center. Bitch has been in such a purple haze I am surprised she even remembers to piss on a toilet most days. But she always remembers to post tons of pictures of herself on Instagram!
Even though Rihanna is from Barbados, somehow this will just further convince the Middle East that Americans are a bunch of selfish, disrespectful assholes who do what they want when they want without regard for rules or law or sense. Which most are, but we don’t want claim of other country’s fuck ups. Keep your Rihannas and Beibers, we will sadly keep our Lohans and Cyruses.