Gary Glitter shits himself - has heart attack.
Then buzz it up
January 21st, 2008 at 19:15 by Paul Sorrenti
You wanna be in his gang? No thanks, Gary Glitter!
Not only may we be lead into one of your paedophile rings, but we may also be appropriated to suffer a shame-induced acute myocardial infarction at a mere 63 years young, just like your randy, goat-bearded self.
In fact, you and your gang can go and take a jump!
That's right folks disgraced former pop star Gary Glitter is recovering in prison hospital after a heart attack scare.
He was moved from his cell after suffering from severe diarrhoea and an irregular heartbeat, and taken to a prisoners clinic in the southern province of Binh Thuan earlier this month. He recovered from intestinal problems about a week later, but was kept in after tests showed his heartbeat was slower than normal.
You may or may not be pleased to hear that his doctor, Dr Hoa, said:
"He is fine now. Every morning he smiles and says good morning to me when I see him."
Dr Hoa also said that Glitter was exercising daily - in case you give a shit. Glitter was jailed in 2005 at The Duc prison in Binh Thuan, Vietnam, for molesting two girls with a combined age of 21 and is due for release this August, three months ahead of schedule, because he's been behaving himself.
That's the spirit, Gary. Keep up the good work and maybe one day we'll consider rejoining your gang. Not!!!!
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