Chances are you’ve woken up after a night out in the past and thought “Oh God, what did I do last night?”

And if that stuff you did included slathering kisses up Jennifer Garner’s neck and verbally assaulting Ryan Seacrest on live global TV on the Oscars red carpet, then you probably know how Gary Busey has been feeling this week.

Except, no, you really don’t. Because Gary Busey phoned Ryan Seacrest’s radio show yesterday to explain his bizarre Oscars antics. And it turns out he’s like that all the time.