Free new crap is where we scour the internet for one free legal download, then hold it above our heads like the monkey does with the baby lion in The Lion King. It's free! It's new! It's cr… wait, no, actually it's rather good.
Today's hot piece of free new crap for you is Brakelights by The Unsacred Hearts and by jiggedy does it ever kick a lot of arse. Imagine if the last Primal Scream album sounded like a genuine feelgood, deep-fried collection of rough-around-the-edges boogie blues instead of a tired old bunch of men who don't know where to go with their lives. That's Brakelights by The Unsacred Hearts. Imagine the whip-tight garage rock of Eagles Of Death Metal mixed with the glorious boy/girl sloppiness of Royal Trux mixed with the wayward experimentalism of The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion in its prime. That's Brakelights by The Unsacred Hearts. Downloading Brakelights by The Unsacred Hearts will provide you with the most toe-tappingest, fist-pumpingest three minutes of your day. And there's always The Unsacred Hearts' EP Five Believers for you to buy once Brakelights makes you wonder how you ever got by without it.
Buy Five Believers at iTunes Music Store