Frankie Cocozza Booted Off X Factor For ‘Breaking Golden Rule’, Whatever That Means

Well would you believe it? Frankie Cocozza has been given the heave-ho from the X Factor, which means that all you people who hate him won’t have blood erupting from your eyes every Saturday night.

Are you happy? Of course you’re not. Janet Devlin still exists with her faux-modesty, which is a crime far worse than false-cockiness.

Either way, Frankie Cockzilla is gone according to reports… but why? Well, apparently, he’s broken a ‘golden rule’, and that can only mean one thing.

So what has Cocozza done? Well, he’s been partying hard, apparently. He’s also been having sex with people, apparently. These things aren’t surprising as he first came to our attention by showing the world his colon, complete with the names of various girls tattooed on it.

He’s such a scamp, isn’t he?

A show source said to The Sun:

“Frankie is devastated but he has broken a golden rule so producers had no option but to axe him. He had an extra boost from being kept in at the weekend when he thought he was going to go.”

“But now his dream is officially over and he only has himself to blame.”

It’s obvious that everyone is going to point the finger at Frankie’s partying, leading to the conclusion that Cocozza has run out of chances as quickly as the show’s producers have run out of patience.

You could also look at the fact that Frankie caused TV regulator Ofcom to be irritated when he yelled ‘fucking ‘ave it!’ after he got through on October 23rd, before the watershed.

However, all these a good for ratings and TV notoriety if you’re a lamewad who works on a squeaky clean pop-show.

No, it’s obvious that Cocozza has broken THE biggest golden rule of The X Factor – he’s told the show or a sponsor to sling their hook. He’s probably told Marks and Spencer that their advert is lousy or something like that…

…and gawd knows, you don’t come between Simon Cowell and his advertisers.

Frankie says:

‘I’d like to apologise to Gary, my fellow contestants and everyone who has voted for me, but, as of today, I will no longer be in The X Factor’

‘My life during the show has gone out of control and my behaviour off stage has over-stepped the rules of the competition.

‘I no longer deserve my place in the show, so I am therefore leaving. I would like to thank everyone who has supported me.’

Doesn’t stop Cocozza from being a massive, massive gobshite who deserves to be horsewhipped in a public square mind you. Insert your own Frankie Cokeuser jokes here, if you believe THOSE OTHER RUMOURS.

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  1. Cookie Monster says

    The Golden Rule has to do with having your first pee during a lengthy beer-swilling adventure, iznit?