If you’re anything like us, the prospect of Foxy Brown a) having a baby and b) raising it in jail has left you having nightmares about feral child-beasts who chew through your Achilles tendon then stab you with a razor-sharp crayola.

But don’t worry, because that news is all fantasy. Don’t get us wrong, Foxy Brown is still going to jail for a year because she’s the angriest woman of restricted growth in the whole wide world – she just isn’t going to have a baby. Even though Foxy Brown told everyone she was pregnant not so long ago, all of a sudden she isn’t. We’re not sure of what happened to Foxy Brown’s baby, but we’ve narrowed the options down to the following: 1) there was a tragic accident and Foxy Brown lost the baby, 2) Foxy Brown was never pregnant in the first place or 3) in a fit of hormonal rage, Foxy Brown reached up inside herself, tore the unborn foetus out of her ovary and ate it. In front of a group of some nuns. And one nun was so shocked that her glasses fell off her nose and landed in her tea.