Follow Our Balls Off On Twitter, Please
Have you ever wished you could see into hecklerspray’s mind? Right inside its mind so that you know every one of its most inconsequential thoughts about nothing in particular?
Well you can! Because hecklerspray is on Twitter! Properly on Twitter, too, now. We’re not just slapping our RSS feed on there and forgetting about it like before. We’ve actually decided to regularly update it with unique stuff that you’ll only be able to read on Twitter! Things like ‘My legs hurt, I do hope it isn’t DVT,’ ‘Isn’t it cold for this time of the year?’ and the classic ‘Why do acorns get little holders and conkers don’t? Nature can be so very cruel sometimes’.
So follow hecklerspray on Twitter now. Because, remember, if you hate Twitter you’re basically worse than Hitler.

Will Hecklerspray return the favor and follow me, too?
But of course…
Oh man!
I better start making some good updates on Twitter now.
Might have to fib a little.
You kinda missed the point of this article, huh melanie?