http://www.hecklerspray.com Celebrity gossip, movie news, TV news, online games and cool videos - Hecklerspray Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The good and not so good. Folded: The Road (not out in the UK until next year, but here is an early review because we can) Also coming next year: a game with hats (about time) Busting X Factor (vote for Jedward. They’ll win and the whole show will implode) Speeding (you might be able ... http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-195/200941627.php Certain cities have various scenes that have been established over time. For bands that get involved, it’s all fine and dandy for them. Look no further than Oasis and The Smiths from Manchester who set the bar for others to follow. But then again, not everyone wants to crank out ... http://www.hecklerspray.com/myspace-trawl-%e2%80%93-silent-devices/200941655.php Jesus, we know when we’re being outdone. 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