Fat Joe Wants 50 Cent To Give Him Oral Love

US rapper Fat Joe, named so because he’s fat and called Joe, has insinuated that 50 Cent, named so because Curtis is a girl's name, is a little yellow-bellied attention-seeking agoraphobic chicken boy who he hates and yet – despite everything – is publicly willing to admit he’d like to make love with him.

Morbidly obese Joe told Complex:

“He got shot by people who he knows and he doesn't do nothing about it. He gets criticised by people like Ja Rule, little Ja Rule, and he never even fought him one on one. He's going to come fuck with Fat Joe? Are you serious? He still don't leave his house. He's looking for attention, I'm gonna diss him.”

Up to this point it all seems like your run-of-the-mill, faux-gangster, PR-exercising threat, but then – all of a sudden – in a bizarre twist of affairs that just goes to show the complex nature of human sexuality, rotund gangster Joe said:

“I'm gonna tell him to suck my dick, everything you can think.”

Say what you want about Joe but, with demands like that, homophobic he ain't. Which, it has to be said, is a refreshingly liberal attitude to see coming from the rap game these days, even if his vernacular is somewhat crass. Cranking up the crass to eleven, he furthered:

"I'm gonna tell him that. What does he want out of me? He's gonna tell me, 'Oh, Fat Joe, you're a sucka', and I'm gonna be like, 'Suck my dick you punk ass motherfucker."

He’s a poet and the motherfucker aint even knowin’ it. Well, he probably knows it a bit.

The two of them first clashed when 50 Cent included a puppet of Fat Joe getting beaten up in his Piggy Bank music video. 50 Cent reignited the mard in January when he told US TV show Rap City that he wanted to eliminate Joe from the 'rap game'.

The felatio request is a bold move by Joe, and the ears of the world are poised for 50 Cent’s response.

Go on Fiddy - open up your horizons. Give head or die tryin’.

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