Not being raised by your mother would normally be a tragedy. However, in the case of Sophia, Farrah Abraham’s 4 year old daughter, having her mother choose to abandon her in order to tour strip clubs and cast her stretched out vagina in plaster is actually a blessing in disguise for the little girl.
Not that it matters what Sophia needs or wants anyway, because Farrah ain’t got time for this parenting shit. She is too busy taking it up the ass and earning her whore bucks to worry about nurturing her offspring. And Farrah has no shame telling InTouch Weekly about her amazing parenting skills.
Since the origin of Farrah’s ‘fame” (and that term is used very loosely) was getting knocked up in high school thanks to skipping pregnancy prevention day in health class and allowing MTV to film her for a few dollars, no one should have really expected her to become a responsible adult. But there was some hope that while Abraham may be a total vapid bitch, maybe she would try to be a decent mother.
Not only has she not made it a priority to be a good parent, at this point Farrah doesn’t even care about being a parent at all. Abraham has been touring titty bars and getting her booze on in shitty ass clubs in order to afford her next plastic surgery. Vaginal rejuvenation surgery is not cheap, and between that and her anal tightening procedure, Farrah needs to rub her shit on a lot of fishy smelling poles. So, Sophia is basically being raised by her grandfather and Abraham FaceTimes when she can manage to remove her asshole from some guy’s dick.
But it’s totally cool, ya’ll! According to a recent interview Farrah did with InTouch Weekly, Sophia is totally fine with her mother being a touring tramp cause she is super busy herself doing her own thang. Sophia has very important Barbie play dates and finger painting to do, and truth be told she doesn’t even really have time to be her mother’s child. As Abraham put it,
“She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine.”
Because what every 4 year old needs is the ability to just do her own thing. That’s actually the problem with kids today in general. Their parents are total coddlers and it’s really impeding on their ability to mature and grow up right. All this bullshit about discipline, and rules, and family bonds. No, what preschoolers really need is just to be more independent and raise themselves. Parenting, smarenting.
“It’s healthy that we have a break.”
Ah yes, very healthy. Dropping your child off at your father’s like a stray kitten in a shoe box and only returning for a weekend visit every few months is NOT a break. Most states would call that abandonment. Between not having a father and being stuck with a mother who is in the running with Dina Lohan for first woman ever to have her ovaries forcibly removed to prevent future pregnancies, Sophia is in for a ton of therapy in her future. Major neglect as a child just asks for emotionally dependent adults who latch on to anyone who will give them a moment of attention, even if that anyone is a pimp or a crack dealer.
The only glimmer of hope here is that someone else is basically raising Sophia. Maybe she still has a shot as coming out only mildly fucked up? However, the person raising her is Farrah’s dad, and look at the great job he did.
Can’t Angelina or Mia Farrow adopt Sophia and save her from all this?