If you’re more famous than your mate who works down the chip shop, Jordan wants to hear from you. Nobody else wants to go to her wedding this Saturday.
After promising Big Celebrity Glossy Weekly that she’ll get loads of Z-list ex-soapstars to attend her wedding, Jordan has been left high and dry. Unlike that poor fella we saw floating past the BBC news camera in New Orleans the other day.
An unknown source desperate to be liked commented:
"It’s a mess. Jordan promised the magazine she would get loads of
celebrity mates along to the wedding as part of her deal with them. But the fact is she doesn’t really have many celebrity mates."
The sorry list of wedding guests RSVPing with a ‘thanks, but no thanks’ is growing. Charlotte Church (CDs) has opted to sing at the Cardiff Mardi Gras festival. While Simon Cowell, Denise Van Outen and Davina McCall have decided staying at home and washing their shaving implements would be more stimulating.
And as for cheeky git Shane Ritchie…
"I’d rather get my **** caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan’s wedding. To be honest, I don’t even know them."
Jordan (Books) must be fuming. After all, Shane Ritchie would go the opening of a pair of arse cheeks if he got to do his stupid laugh.
The big-boobed make-up accident can at least console herself with the confirmed guest list of Girls Aloud (CDs) and Kerry Katona. The hen night from hell for most people.
Marrying Peter Andre is bad enough, but chuck in the aforementioned magazine shoot being about as in jeopardy as a ‘done deal’ can be and Jordan’s got a disaster waiting to happen.
GMTV’s Kate Garraway will be happy for the extra media attention though, being as she’s also getting hitched on Saturday. Plus her jubblies are real and she’s got full licence to get drunk and yell at mumps-faced guest Eamon Holmes for being a shiny faced twat.
Jordan and Peter can always do the same with Kerry Katona we suppose. She’ll probably be in the toilets somewhere.
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[story by Chris Laverty]
