Fake Mick Jagger Demands Free Drinks

Celebrities are great.

Every moment of their lives is a party. They don’t share the same miserable experience that you do every day - beavering away in a cramped little office, stopping only to sigh with despair and Google-search ‘painless suicide methods.’

No - for them everything is wonderful.

Even if they’re not real. Just ask Mick Jagger - or rather whoever the bloody hell has been impersonating him in New York these past few days.

Presumably the spitting image of the Rolling Stones (CDs) frontman - i.e a gangly non-dancer with a face like a bag of wine gums exposed to high G-force - the imposter stormed into an NYC club, gaggle of giggling beauties in tow, demanding Withnail-style to be granted access to the finest wines known to humanity.

Later in the evening, cheeky old FakeMick then sauntered into the ladies toilets where - according to reports - he spent "10 minutes with a bunch of groupies". News which all came as a surprise to the real Mick Jagger - who wasn’t even in the city at the time.

hecklerspray, however, has no choice but to empathise with the mystery protagonist of this strange little story. Being a celebrity doppelganger can truly be a double-edged sword.

If we get mistaken for Brad Pitt one more time …

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[story by C J Davies]