When you're famous, people think that they own you – or, more specifically, they think they own your husband's balls, as Faith Hill realised this weekend when a female concert-goer got all grabby on her husband Tim McGraw's nicknacks.
But Faith Hill is a classy lady, so did she let it get to her to see other women lurching for her husband's genitals like some sort of jingleberry-obsessed bollock-zombie? Oh, who are we kidding, of course she did. And even better, there's video of Faith Hill's testicle outburst too – so sit back and relax in the luxurious comfort that comes from watching popular American country singers angrily scream the word 'balls' at perverts at the top of their voice.
Hecklerspray has never hidden its distrust of country music, and country singers in particular. It seems that if they're not drunk all the time then they're choking waitresses or shooting men in the face or punching their mothers or getting married to child abusers. But not Faith Hill, right?
Faith Hill is the magazine-friendly People's Choice Award perennial with the slightly androidy all-American good looks and a raft of wholesome inoffensive songs like Go The Distance, Bed Of Roses, If My Heart Had Wings and Let's Go To Vegas. It's been scientifically proven that Faith Hill farts rose petals, shits white bread and cries pillows – but that's only so long as women don't try and claw at her husband's knackers, because that's when Faith Hill loses her shit. E! Online reports:
When a ballsy female concertgoer reached out and grabbed Tim McGraw's nether regions Saturday at the Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana, his missus [Faith Hill] told the errant fan in no uncertain terms that that sort of behavior is frowned upon in them there parts… "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend," a finger-wagging Hill told the woman. "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful!"
Reaction to Faith Hill's testicular tantrum has been mixed, with the majority of local female residents apparently siding with Faith and expressing embarrassment that Lafayette will come to be known forever as that town where a woman grabbed the nuts of an idiot in a cowboy hat. However, this hasn't been a uniform reaction – on hearing about the nutsack-grabbing incident, several commentators have expressed their wishes to don their tightest spandex trousers and catch the first plane to Louisiana.
OK, not 'several commentators'. Us. We meant us. Shh, here's the video…