Faith Hill Bellows Abuse At Bollock-Grabbing Fan
August 1st, 2007 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage
When you're famous, people think that they own you - or, more specifically, they think they own your husband's balls, as Faith Hill realised this weekend when a female concert-goer got all grabby on her husband Tim McGraw's nicknacks.
But Faith Hill is a classy lady, so did she let it get to her to see other women lurching for her husband's genitals like some sort of jingleberry-obsessed bollock-zombie? Oh, who are we kidding, of course she did. And even better, there's video of Faith Hill's testicle outburst too - so sit back and relax in the luxurious comfort that comes from watching popular American country singers angrily scream the word 'balls' at perverts at the top of their voice.
Hecklerspray has never hidden its distrust of country music, and country singers in particular. It seems that if they're not drunk all the time then they're choking waitresses or shooting men in the face or punching their mothers or getting married to child abusers. But not Faith Hill, right?
Faith Hill is the magazine-friendly People's Choice Award perennial with the slightly androidy all-American good looks and a raft of wholesome inoffensive songs like Go The Distance, Bed Of Roses, If My Heart Had Wings and Let's Go To Vegas. It's been scientifically proven that Faith Hill farts rose petals, shits white bread and cries pillows - but that's only so long as women don't try and claw at her husband's knackers, because that's when Faith Hill loses her shit. E! Online reports:
When a ballsy female concertgoer reached out and grabbed Tim McGraw's nether regions Saturday at the Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana, his missus [Faith Hill] told the errant fan in no uncertain terms that that sort of behavior is frowned upon in them there parts… "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend," a finger-wagging Hill told the woman. "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful!"
Reaction to Faith Hill's testicular tantrum has been mixed, with the majority of local female residents apparently siding with Faith and expressing embarrassment that Lafayette will come to be known forever as that town where a woman grabbed the nuts of an idiot in a cowboy hat. However, this hasn't been a uniform reaction - on hearing about the nutsack-grabbing incident, several commentators have expressed their wishes to don their tightest spandex trousers and catch the first plane to Louisiana.
OK, not 'several commentators'. Us. We meant us. Shh, here's the video…
Read more:
Faith Hill Stands By Her Man's Manhood - E! Online
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August 2nd, 2007 at 3:19 am
What do these people expect they sing about lust, immorality and infidelity.
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:54 am
Excellent job, faith!! Good for you.
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:39 pm
I don’t care WHAT someone is singing about , no one has the right to grab them in like that . Tasteless and crude . She should have had them removed from the show altogether .
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:15 pm
DBauman, if you ever listened to Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, the last thing that their music is about is being immoral and
unfaithful. No one should have their genitals grabbed because they sing about a subject, unless it’s a song
entitled “grab my balls in front of my wife”… I think what she did was perfect!
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Lord knows she could use the publicity after making an ass out of herself at that awards show last year when Carrie Underwood beat her.
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 am
I personally would have went and decked the so called woman. She had no right to do that. Tim and Faith, God bless you…
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:33 pm
My opinion is that it was Tim’s body and why didn’t Tim say anything??? Either he didn’t mind it or didn’t want to make a scene. I think if Tim was upset or thrown back by the incident he should have or would have done something about it himself. He obviously likes his wife being the one wearing the pants. This is the second time in less than a year that Faith has made bad publicity (remember the Carrie Underwood incident at the awards?)
August 5th, 2007 at 3:36 am
Good for faith. Why is this bd publicity? some moron disrespects her by grabbing her husband’s balls right in front of her so should she keep quiet for being a celebrity? If someone grabs your man’s balls right in front of you, what exactly will you do? you damn well will go right to that person and give them a good talking to.
Good for faith, the woman who grabbed Tim was an idiot. You think she will allow that to happen to her man if she has one? It’s behaviour like this that is causing the world to go pear-shaped, people believing they can get away with anything!
whoitmayconcern, considering that Tim and Faith’s tour is raking in the money, I doubt she cares about what happened at last year’s award or Carrie Underwood.
August 5th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Look, get real. Tim was playing away.
If you’re going to shove your groin, balls and all, at a fan, you’ve got to expect to get “cupped”.
Tim needs to keep his tackle to himself.