FACT or FUCKED: Dukes Of Hazzard Sequel To Be Set In London?
Then buzz it up
September 2nd, 2005 at 14:00 by Stuart Heritage
The press have been whipped into a tizzy by a comment made by Jessica Simpson, suggesting that a Dukes Of Hazzard sequel will be set in London.
She told Sky News that "They would be lost in London. I think Daisy and those crazy boys will have a great time in the UK." But is a Dukes Of Hazzard: London movie fact or fucked? Like you even need to be told…
It’s the oldest trick in the book - the very first thing they teach you in popschool. Wherever you are in the world, say that you love that country most of all. You go to France - you say how much you love French audiences, Brazil - you love Brazilian audiences, and so on.
We’re willing to bet that Jessica Simpson used exactly the same line at every single Dukes Of Hazzard premiere she’s been to all over the world. "Daisy and those crazy boys will have a great time in Eastern Timor" etc.
You need more proof that Simpson is living in a shed of lies? Dukes Of Hazzard is basically a high-speed car-chase movie. The average traffic speed in London is 5.5mph. You do the maths.
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