As far as creepy showbiz fathers go, Jessica’s Simpson’s dad Joe is right up there with the best of them – especially when it comes to making sure that Daddy’s little girl gets laid.

After her marriage to Nick Lachy fell apart due to public scrutiny and her subsequent relationship with John Mayer disintegrated because nobody gave the tiniest of bumsquirts about it, Jessica Simpson has found herself a new man – Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. And how did Jessica Simpson convince Tony Romo that she was the bright orange man-jaw for him? She didn’t – Joe Simpson did. Apparently Joe Simpson was the middle-man who set Jessica and Tony up, and he didn’t even charge them a matchmaker fee either. Obviously Joe stipulated that he had to be sitting six inches away from the action when Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo first go at it together, but there’s nothing funny about that.