If you ever wanted to be famous, why not take a leaf out of Levi Johnson’s book and knock up the teenage daughter of a high-ranking politician?
It seems to work – a few days ago, nobody knew who Levi Johnson was. And now, just because he happened to get vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin‘s underage daughter pregnant out of wedlock, you literally can’t get away from him. Seriously, he’s been in newspapers, magazines, on TV – and this morning we swear we saw Levi Johnson on a billboard advertising Sunny Delight, accompanied by the slogan ‘So good it’ll make you want to grow a mullet and have unprotected sex with a teenage girl, too!’
And, perversely, Levi Johnson seems to have only made Sarah Palin more popular. Barack Obama must be kicking himself – why can’t he find a nice young redneck to get one of his daughters pregnant too?
Sorry Democrats, we know you’ve put Diddy on the case, but not even his star wattage can help you now. Not now you’re up against the mighty Sarah Palin. She’s literally unstoppable.
Why? Because for a start she’s pretty. Not pretty pretty, mind you – politician pretty, which is basically where anyone under the age of 65 who doesn’t look like a greying testicle counts as stunningly attractive. Secondly, Sarah Palin loves guns and the death penalty, meaning that middle America would only love her more if she was biologically a monster truck. And thirdly, her teenage daughter sounds a bit slutty and careless.
As you’ve probably heard, Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant. A pregnant teenage unmarried daughter? What a genius career move – Sarah Palin has essentially done a Jamie Lynn Spears. If you’re wondering, doing a Jamie Lynn Spears is much smarter than doing a Britney Spears, although not as smart as doing a Vanessa Hudgens.
Sadly Sarah Palin knows who the father of her daughter’s unborn illegitimate baby is, otherwise they could have done an episode of Maury about it and wrap up the election right now. The father of the baby is Levi Johnson, an ice hockey player who described himself as a ‘fuckin’ redneck’ on his now-defunct MySpace page.
And right now Levi Johnson is probably wondering what the hell he’s got himself into.
Not only is he (probably) being railroaded into marrying Sarah Palin’s daughter so that Palin can show everyone how pro-life and pro-heterosexuality and pro-redneck she really is, but Levi Johnson’s also been forced to go to the Republican National Convention this week, too, according to his mother. People reports:
Sherry Johnston told reporters that Levi left Alaska on Tuesday to fly to St. Paul, Minn., according to the Associated Press… Asked to respond to reports that the young couple had been pressured to marry, Sherry Johnston replied, “Absolutely not.” She said that Levi and Bristol had plans to marry even before they learned that Bristol was pregnant.
So, thanks to a moment of thoughtlessness, Levi Johnson now gets to spend the best part of a week hanging round with a load of dusty old men who only talk about tax cuts and immigrants. The message is clear – kids, wear a condom. That sounds worse than chlamydia.
Kevin Pierce says
KODIAK MOMENT
NEWSWIRE–The 17-year-old daughter of vice presidential running mate Sarah Palin is five months pregnant. She plans to have the baby and marry the father.
Juno made its film debut
About an unwed teenage mother.
Alaska has a Juneau, too.
As well as one of the other.
http://www.newsandverse.com
Light verse, ripped from the headlines
Proud Republican says
Funny how nobody cares when non conservative girls get knocked up but if it’s a conservative Republican, the claws come out. Even if Hussein Barry Obamas Wife and both daughters got knocked up by aliens, this turd will never win.
Shooty* says
Sweet sunny Jesus, the pressure and threats that must have been brought to bear against that family. Wow. The mind boggles.
Tom Tee says
The Republicans are dubming down American politics like never experienced before. Just wait until the entire Palin family gathers on stage at the GOP convention in St. Paul and introduces Bristol’s shotgun hubby, Levi, who will sing the theme from the Beverly (Wassilla) Hillbilies.
jlouise says
Do we as women say what we mean and mean what we say, what a great opportunity for check and balances.
draculich says
He’s going to miss hockey practice where he reportedly had a knack for sneaking the puck through the goalie’s 5-hole.
gir says
“Funny how nobody cares when non conservative girls get knocked up but if it’s a conservative Republican,”
Let’s see if your talking-points addled brain can absorb this: When one is a proponent of abstinence-only education while ignoring the evidence that teenage pregnancy and STD rates tend to increase under abstinence-only programs, one should expect a certain amount of criticism when one’s own political positions fail to work in one’s own household.
And keep it up with the Hussein bit, it’s starting to work.
Proud Republican says
Wow, where were you people when Bill the zipper Clinton was staining the Oval Office………..
gir says
Look, I can reference dudes who haven’t been president in years too: where were you when Richard Nixon was committing fraud and arranging criminal activity for personal gain?
Where were you when Warren G. Harding was helping his cronies out with gifts of government-owned oil rights? HUH? ANSWER THAT ONE!
Proud Republican says
So Gir, using your logic, you think Hillary would have made a suitable President or VP?
gir says
That’s quite a leap. I won’t even bother to ask about your reasoning, as it’s clear you don’t have any.
By your logic, a guy’s middle name should exclude him from the presidency because you’re a racist.
gir says
You probably still claim that Obama is a Muslim and that George W. Bush is doing a good job.
Proud Republican says
Actually, I’ve never thought Barry Hussein Obama was a Muslim – he was rasised that way but now belongs to the racist Reverent Wright’s group. I actually believe his politics are Marxist. And yes, President George W. Bush has done a fantastic job. I do not fear being blown up by terrorists, the economy just came out with great numbers,I own the nicest home I’ve ever had and make more money than I ever have, and so does everyone else I know. I do think that since Hillary couldn’t control her wandering husband, she sure couldn’t control our country and deal with other male heads of state in other countries.I also still worry about her criminal activities.
Beth says
Republicans are only mad at Bill Clinton because he got a BJ from a WOMAN. Most of the conservative sex scandals are gay.
Another Proud Republican says
Hey, I agree with Proud Rep. I don’t think Barry is Muslim, either, anymore at least. He’s now a total elitist with Marxist politics and he and his wife both hate America. That’s evidenced by the 20 devotion to Wright’s White Hating “Church”. I think Sarah Palin and her family are fabulous and the parents are handling the daughter’s situation admirably. To have Democrats jump on this like they have is the absolute height of hypocrisy after Bill’s adventures, Hillary’s “I don’t recall” answers to the various Grand Juries, and on and on it goes…
McCain Supporter says
Tom Tee – I believe it is spelled “dumbing”…..besides, you Dems are the ones who wanted the system dumbed down so the minorities can get in, remember?
By the way, Since the Dems are so pro abortion, pro sex ed in school, pro affairs (over 80% illegitamacy rate in blacks), how come teen pregnancy is still so high? Oh yes, thanks Bill, for introducing our teens to oral sex, which really isn’t sex, it’s just recreation….
McCain Supporter TOO! says
Really, Tom Tee and Gir – why aren’t you people slamming John I can’t keep my hands off my campaign workers Edwards — why don’t we get his North Carolina butt on stage with his girlfriend and find out if he is her baby daddy? Why the heck else would he be in hotel room in the middle of the night bouncin’ jr on his knee?
McCain Supporter TOO! says
Beth, you are so cute! I think you forgot about Gennifer Flowers, his rape victim Juanita Broaddrick, the woman he also tried to paint as redneck trailer trash, paula (funny how he enjoyed trying to have sex with her even though she was trailer trash), and the cast of thousands that he’s had over the years. You know that’s why he would never release his medical records — to cover up his many STDs……Don’t worry about the BJ from the teenager in the Oval Office – she was the least of his harem.
Proud Republican says
Gosh Beth, thought you Libs loved Gays (remember how Ellen was cheered for “marrying” another homosexual last month) but this woman is being treated as the Devil Incarnate because her teen daughter is pregnant and NOT aborting her child. You people have no morals, at all.
gir says
Shut up faggots
rosasparks says
Wow, McCain supporter, you think so highly of minorities. As a black woman, I really appreciate your comments about “dumbing down the system” for me.
Such vitriol. If everything is so great & wonderful for you, Proud Republican & the like, then why such hate? Seems incongruous. Oh yeah, I am a minority & used a big word. Sorry, I will continue to dumb down my talk for you.
gir says
I don’t have the time or the patience for this and I’m doing it anyway, you lying cunts.
“I’ve never thought Barry Hussein Obama was a Muslim – he was rasised that way”
You are a fucking idiot.
“I actually believe his politics are Marxist.”
Then you don’t know what Marxism is, big fucking surprise. That would involve LEARNING something.
“the economy just came out with great numbers,”
hahahaha you moron
“I own the nicest home I’ve ever had and make more money than I ever have,”
You do know that anecdotes do not qualify as evidence, right? You’ve heard that before? Or is elementary rhetoric the realm of the liberal elite?
“and so does everyone else I know.”
HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN EVERYONE YOU KNOW???? Really, I’m surprised that you associate with people of the same socioeconomic class as yourself. Amazing.
“That’s evidenced by the 20 devotion to Wright’s White Hating “Church””
The 20 devotion aside, I like the “Church” bit. Dismissive and yet hypocritical, given your attempted painting of Obama as an elitist. Cheers, you enormous twat.
“I think Sarah Palin and her family are fabulous and the parents are handling the daughter’s situation admirably.”
You don’t know shit about them. And their daughter is pregnant at 17, and Palin is a proponent of abstinence-only education. Correlation doesn’t equal causation, but the Palin household is a microcosm of federally-funded sex ed.
“besides, you Dems are the ones who wanted the system dumbed down so the minorities can get in, remember”
Nice. Tell us more about these “minorities”.
“Since the Dems are so pro abortion, pro sex ed in school, pro affairs (over 80% illegitamacy rate in blacks),”
Perfect, thanks.
“how come teen pregnancy is still so high”
Hey, let’s play a game. I’m going to say something and YOU PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION: FEDERAL EDUCATION FUNDS MANDATE ABSTINENCE-ONLY SEX EDUCATION. IT DOESN’T WORK, YOU STUPID FUCK. Either you’re an idiot or a liar; I don’t care which but it doesn’t follow to blame leftist politics for the failed conservative policies in place. Don’t worry though, you can still blame the media. You stupid whining little bitches.
“why aren’t you people slamming John I can’t keep my hands off my campaign workers Edwards”
Because who gives a shit about John Edwards? What the fuck are you talking about?
And who still gives a shit about Bill Clinton? Jesus, you idiots just love to go all scattershot in your accusations don’t you? Somebody’d think Hillary was the nominee, Bill is her VP and John Edwards and Obama were going to be on the Cabinet.
“but this woman is being treated as the Devil Incarnate because her teen daughter is pregnant and NOT aborting her child.”
Yeah, both those things are true. God damn it, do you pay attention at all? If you’re going to lie, do it elsewhere. Stupid cunt.
Proud Republican says
sorry Rosa, but statistics have proven it. You are a rarity and I applaud you. Listen to the P Diddy tape on You Tube- it proves my point…..
Another Proud Republican says
Gosh, Golly Miss Rosa – you think Proud Rep hates and has vitriol? I think he/she is just being frank and is absolutely correct. Have you heard Rev. Wright’s “sermons” against White People? How about Louie Farrakan and his crowd? Let’s don’t forget the Rappers and their “music” if we can use the term loosely. Now that’s vitriol…and frightening.
Proud NON Republican says
“Funny how nobody cares when non conservative girls get knocked up but if it’s a conservative Republican, the claws come out.”
Proud Republican:
We “Non conservative girls” have parents that let us go on the pill at 16… and taught us the importance of condoms to prevent both pregnancy and STD’s…
Then we are not forced to marry a self proclaimed redneck/douchebag that we thought was cool when we were 16, and we can go on to have a real life, finish school, have a career… and not be on welfare or be supported by our parents or the govt.
republican disasters says
Palin is a political whore and her daughter, well, she’s just a whore.
Another Proud Republican says
Wow, Gir sounds really educated, doesn’t he? Sounds like ‘da rappas – everyother word is Fuck or Cunt. Maybe he’ll graduate up to 5 letter words soon, ya think? Who cares about Bill C? Well, accoording to the press, the whole democrat party loves these people. Dang, he just about ended up as your first lady, er man, er philanderer, oh you know what I mean. Anyway, better listen up ’bout Barry. He still has terrorist leanings, thus the guy in whose home he launched his political career. And, don’t forget his hatred for America (removed the USA Flag from his plane).You better watch this Elitist Marxist….Summary: A Chicago Tribune article cited Barack Obama’s statement, “Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” in an appearance at an Iowa farm as evidence that Obama has had more success among “wine-track” voters than among “beer-track” voters — though arugula is grown by Iowa farmers and is available at grocery stores throughout the state. The article also noted “white zinfandel with an Obama logo on the bottle” available at one rally as purported evidence of Obama’s “wine-track” affinity, though it could have just as easily highlighted “beer-track” anecdotes, including an event where Obama’s face was on the label of beer bottles.
In a September 24 Chicago Tribune article, reporter John McCormick wrote that Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), in his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination, has had more success among “wine-track” voters — characterized by “higher incomes and more education” — than he has among “beer-track” voters, who have less education and “tend[] to care more about pocketbook issues.” The article went on to report that Obama, during a campaign stop at an Iowa farm, “made it clear that he sometimes forgets he is not in his intellectually and financially affluent section of Chicago’s Kenwood neighborhood” when he asked: “Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” According to the Tribune: “That comment came despite the fact that Iowa does not have any Whole Foods stores, nor do its farmers typically grow the leafy green.” As Media Matters for America documented, however, arugula is grown by Iowa farmers and is available at grocery stores throughout the state.
Additionally, the Tribune offered purported evidence of Obama’s “wine-track” affinity — citing a portion of his stump speech to claim “Obama seems to prefer wine to beer” and noting that “it was white zinfandel with an Obama logo on the bottle that was for sale at a rally one recent evening in Dubuque, Iowa.” The Tribune, however, could just have easily highlighted “beer-track” anecdotes, including the following:
The Associated Press reported on September 24 that as an Illinois state senator, Obama was a “founding member” of a group that regularly participated in poker games during which “beer and cigars were staples”:
Obama was a regular at the low-stakes games sometimes stud poker, sometimes draw designed to break up the tedium of long legislative sessions. Poker, beer and cigars were staples; Democrats and Republicans, lawmakers and even the lobbyists who Obama sometimes rails against dealt the cards and placed their bets.
The New York Times reported on July 17 that an Obama fundraiser in San Francisco featured “boutique beer with Mr. Obama’s face on the label”:
Senator Barack Obama was the guest of honor at a dinner at the luxurious Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco this spring with a few hundred lawyers, executives and investors. The guests drank a boutique beer with Mr. Obama’s face on the label and contributed more than $1 million in $2,300 checks to support his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.
The Associated Press reported on June 23:
Except for the American flag backdrop and the presidential candidate onstage, Sen. Barack Obama’s fundraiser Friday night could have been mistaken for a rock concert.
Beer was served in plastic cups, the young crowd snapped photographs with cell phones, and a deafening roar of approval met Obama at the Hammerstein Ballroom a venue known for rock, rather than rubber chicken.
The Tribune reported on May 3:
From the moment he arrived in the Illinois Senate, it was clear to many that Obama didn’t plan to stay. Just months into office, he approached then-Senate Democratic Chief of Staff Mike Hoffman and offered to buy him a beer. The two adjourned to a hotel bar.
From the September 24 Chicago Tribune article:
Obama himself offers other evidence that he can sell himself in working-class and rural areas, often pointing to his strong showing in southern Illinois in his lopsided 2004 Senate victory.
Still, during his first major Iowa farm visit earlier this summer, he made it clear that he sometimes forgets he is not in his intellectually and financially affluent section of Chicago’s Kenwood neighborhood.
On the farm that day, while trying to make a sympathetic point that farmers have not seen an increase in prices from their crops, Obama posed the following question:
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” he asked. “I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”
That comment came despite the fact that Iowa does not have any Whole Foods stores, nor do its farmers typically grow the leafy green.
Hard-working anecdote
The need for Obama to appear more working-class is perhaps reflected in the periodic inclusion in his stump speech of a recent experience helping a union health-care worker as part of the Service Employees International Union’s “Walk a Day in My Shoes” program for candidates.
“I went with her to work that day, and we made his bed and helped him get dressed, and we scrubbed the floors and made him breakfast and cleaned the house and did the laundry,” Obama recently told an audience. “I have to say, it was one of the best days I have had on the campaign so far.”
Still, after a hard day’s work, Obama seems to prefer wine to beer. In another section of his stump speech, he recalls a recent decision to visit a remote South Carolina town with relatively few voters to woo a state legislator’s endorsement.
“I must have had a glass of wine or something because I said ‘fine, no problem,'” he says in one of the anecdote’s laugh-lines.
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He’s too good for us middle incomers, I guess.
Oh, by the way, I’m not a cunt, as you put it (come on, lady is a four letter word, too, try it, you can do it)…I’m a male PhD in Engineering.
Another Proud Republican says
Dear Proud Non Republican: You are proud because your mothers let yu have sex at 16. Wow, what an accomplishment. If you “Non conservative girls” who have parents that let you go on the pill at 16… and taught us the importance of condoms to prevent both pregnancy and STD’s…then why is there so much teen STDS and pregnancies out there? Doesn’t sound like they did anything but make you sluts.
….Then we are not forced to marry a self proclaimed redneck/douchebag that we thought was cool when we were 16, and we can go on to have a real life, finish school, have a career… and not be on welfare or be supported by our parents or the govt….Sounds like Hillary Clinton, doesn’t it? Now there’s one serious political whore…..
Proud Republican says
Dear Proud Non Republican: You are proud because your mothers let yu have sex at 16. Wow, what an accomplishment. If you “Non conservative girls” who have parents that let you go on the pill at 16… and taught us the importance of condoms to prevent both pregnancy and STD’s…then why is there so much teen STDS and pregnancies out there? Doesn’t sound like they did anything but make you sluts.
….Then we are not forced to marry a self proclaimed redneck/douchebag that we thought was cool when we were 16, and we can go on to have a real life, finish school, have a career… and not be on welfare or be supported by our parents or the govt….Sounds like Hillary Clinton, doesn’t it? Now there’s one serious political whore…..
I am so glad you are Not a Republican..
The One That Knows All says
Fucking hypocrite republicans. If this had happened to a democrat we would be hearing all about how the “demon-rats” suck for not being able to keep their homes in order.
What a bunch of fucking spackers.
Really.
The girl is a sneaky little cunt. She was raised by her meat eating, shotgun slinging mother who thinks its ok to hunt wolves from airplanes (fucking airplanes people). What does that tell you?
Sarah Palin a fucking know nothing, favor pulling, corrupt, cross-eyed twat who has ZERO experience nessecary for VP. This is the most entertaining thing the republicans have done in years. To see them scambling and squirming is just so fucking fun to watch.
Unfortunately 59.9% of all Americans are dumber than dogshit and will probabally put her in office.
Oh yea, I almost forgot, her kid is a fucking mongoloid.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….etc
Proud Republican says
Gir, Gir, Gir, you are such a typical lib – nothing but four letter words. Chill, man, you’re gonna pop your bloomers! I know truth hurts but you gotta get used to it. Barry is an Elitist Marxist who complains about the cost of arugula……can you spell arugula, Girle?
Sammy says
Wow, Gir, you sound like a 9 year old who just learned some great swearwords!!?? Are you one of those liberals who cannot let those who disagree with them express their opinions in Free America, like Obama, or what?
Obama, with his wealth of experience of 142 days as a member of the Senate, who funds infantacide, will never beat the awesome team of McCain and Palin. America is with them.
gir says
hahahahaha damn.
Proud Republican says
Obama Supporters Unite! Obama has no credentials and Biden, the plagerist, is just another old white guy from 30 years in the senate (some change, huh?)– So they need help to trash opponents – sounds like the old Clinton game book is back but it won’t help this time. McCain and Palin are wonderful and will be elected!!!
McCain and Palin Supporter says
Wow, sounds like Gir is blowing a gasket! It never fails, when the liberals have no substance and cannot refute common sense, they resort to screaming curses. He sounds so illiterate.
Palin for President says
Sarah Palin is a dream candidate and will overcome the Democratic attacks. We need her new blood – Obama has campaigned on CHANGE and what does he pick for VP? One of the oldest and most dishonest (plagerist) men in the senate. That’s some change, huh? What a couple of toads.
Oh yes, Gir, chill out, Dude. When Obama loses he may need you as a mercenary if he can’t get uncle Osama to bomb us.
SugaPea says
Tom Tee Says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
The Republicans are dubming down American politics like never experienced before. Just wait until the entire Palin family gathers on stage at the GOP convention in St. Paul and introduces Bristol’s shotgun hubby, Levi, who will sing the theme from the Beverly (Wassilla) Hillbilies.
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LOL…Can you imagine 4 more years of this?
Lord knows we need a change…we need balance.
Republicans have failed us these past 8-years.
And they’re asking for more?
One party dominating the country is very bad.
Less than one-half of America even votes.
PEOPLE…
Get registered (form at any library) and help lead America!
Republicans Rock says
Poor old Gir needs a prozac and to shut up and realize Obama is a fad that’s now gotten old. The American public has seen thru his smoke and mirrors and realized the Emperor has no clothes. Biden for VP – now that’s bottom of the barrel. Change, yeah, right.
Republicans Rock says
wow, TT-guess you didn’t notice that the Dems had congress for 40 years until America came to its senses. Funny, when you aren’t winning you don’t want the other party to Dominate – did you feel that way after 8 years of the rapist? What are you and Gir smoking?
Joke Police says
My word, there is some serious sockpuppetry going on here.
Another Joke Police says
I agree with Joke Police, this thread is infested with sneaky sockpuppets.
Sarah says
oh my god. shut the fuck up.
Joke Police Rocks says
It does appear that one of the key criteria in the US elections is whether the nominee prefers wine or beer. Thanks to the helpful Americans out there for debunking Obama’s culinary credentials for a naive outsider.
Anyway, I’m off to eat a plate of arugula while my plagerist (sic) sockpuppet posts a similar opinion below.
joy says
You are an idiot! We love Sarah Palin here in Alaska. She is the real deal, which is why we voted for her for Governor in the first place. Who cares what party she is in, she is for the people, not the party. Give it up P-Dummy!
This One says
Lol…
The Palin family are basically a bunch of rednecks. Face it people. They’re gun-toting, fundamentalist christian, life-time NRA member inbreeds. Ok, maybe the ‘inbreeds’ part was a bit over the top, but she has a mongoloid kid… from being stupid enough to get pregnant in her forties.
The woman running for VP is going to be a grandmother at 45 ffs. And she has *five* children. FIVE. I mean really? Get real. Grow up and realise that is McCain and this joke of a VP candidate win, the world will hate us even more. They’ll realise America wants to be a second rate nation which lags behind in science, industry, and civilised discourse.
Proudy McGee says
Hahahaha….
*breath*
ahahahahaa…
Awesome thread guys, keep it coming. If ever there was proof that America is fucking doomed…
Anyone for popcorn?
gir says
there is no way in hell i’m reading all this
Republicans Rock says
Gir, is it because you cannot read? Wow, love the hatred for disabled people up there – notice it’s filled with misspelled words? Since when it is a sin now to have more than one Child–unless you’re a red communist chinese. Oh yes, it’s awful to be a grandmother at 45 – white trash and negro women usually make that honor in their early 30’s…….
Jew for Sarah says
Wow, this is one weird thread! I see lots of hatred in here that I do not understand. It seems lots of these readers are very scared of Vice President Palin. She is an awesome woman who is going to make her mark on this country. It’s so refreshing! Wish you folks would relax and enjoy it. What’s the difference in a hockey mom and a pit bull – that was awesome! Joe Biden seriously sucks.
gir says
Dururururur I CAN’t READ I’M, STUPID REBUBLICABNSKASKD
gir says
Disabled people should be killed before they pass their disease-infested genes on. It’s too late for Sarah Palin but we can make sure that her offspring doesn’t breed. Four more months though, and it will be too late for that too….
Joke Police says
I can see it now, in the wake of the cancellations of Living Lohan and Denise Richards: It’s Complicated….
NEW FOR 2009 on E! – Palin To Insignificance
Follow the hilarious exploits of the Palin family as matriarch Sarah forges a new post-McCain media career, encouraging her kids to drop more sprogs in the name of cash – sorry, our Lord Jesus Christ.
Episode 1
– Sarah looks pretty in new role as a Fox News ‘analyst’
– Bristol signs $1m OK! deal for kiddy pictures
– Levi shoots old man in the face
Episode 2
CANCELLED. No one cares.
Princess Lea says
Girle, you sound like such a daehkcid – if your idea is correct your mother would have aborted u.
Jew for Sarah says
Wow, what a horrible person Gir is! Weird how such meanness comes out when people don’t agree with some guys all the time. I think Sarah Palin is awesome and shows how her detractors are terrified of her. She’s going to make a fabulous president in a few years! GO SARAH!!!!
Proud Republican says
Jew for Sarah: It does sound like somebody peed in his cornflakes, doesn’t it??? Remember, low vocab = low intelligence – I rest my case :)
John says
I was just told that there was a video on youtube in which three of Bristol’s classmates appear to say that the (unborn) baby is not Levi Johnston’s. Apparently the video was online for a few hours before it was deleted; however, some people managed to download it. Did anyone watch that? Please let me know if you have.
Proud Unrepublican says
So… not only does Mr. Proud Republican feel the need to post multiple times, talking to himself, as “Another Proud Republican” (seriously, you oughta be more careful with that double post buddy!) and probably others, but he feels the need to call people out on the Internet for spelling mistakes. Schizophrenia is serious business.
Fingers crossed, someday intelligent Republicans will resurface in this country. Until then, good luck!
Palin for President says
yes, I just watched it. Two of these classmates are her Obstretition staff and the third is a soothsayer. :(
DarthObama says
You think thats funnie, thats not funnnie – everybody knows the third kid is the Wizard of Oz and he knows all! You rascally republikin…..
EltonJohn says
You are all so funny – Gir, will you marry me?
salliemae says
Gir, Gir, Gir, besides beating off in the dark, what do you do?
gspears3 says
nobody knows whose kid it is. you’re 17, you’re horny and everyone is screwing everybody. the problem comes in when you’ve been raised by idiots who think birth control is a sin.
salliemae says
I saw the video – those weren’t classmates, they were the Three Wise Men…..
TheAre says
I just want to say, I hope “if” the republicans win, they wont make abortion elegal in NY. I live in Florida now and we have to fly home to NY for abortion services because florida is a red state and they dont like to perform abortions. Ass whipes!
salliemae says
TheAre – maybe during your abortions you should bone up (pardon the pun) on a spelling book. It’s “illegal” and “wipes”. Better yet, I know where you can get a do-it-yourself kit and won’t have to pay the air fare to NY…..that is, if guns are still legal in Florida.
Proud Republican says
Sorry you feel singled out, Dear Ms. Proud UnRepublican (is that like UnAmerican) but if you’re going to post in a public forum, it’s best not to appear illiterate.
Proud NON Republican says
Proud Republican:
My mom didn’t allow me to have sex, but she did inform me of the risks and consequences so I had the knowledge to make an informed decision on my own.
I went on the pill at 16, didn’t do “it” till 19, I am 26 now, and guess what? No STD’s and no pregnancies… not even a scare…
I went to a Catholic high school, with little sex education… and by the time I graduated…. 7 of my classmates had kids, out of 136… Who knows how many more had abortions?
When I asked my friends why they didn’t use a condom… or get on the pill… the answer was always they were too embarrassed to buy them, or didn’t want their parents finding them… etc…
In college, we could get them free at the clinic, and I know I used to use the free condoms, I am sure others did, too.
While knowledge cannot cure all problems, it sure as hell will beat ignorance any day of the week.
After all, isn’t Bristol Palin a shining example of what happens when ignorance and stupidity overpower knowledge and common sense?
I bet Sarah Palin does not change her stance on abstinence only programs, either… and in 4 years we can expect Willow to pop one out, too.
Proud NON Republican says
Also, wouldn’t be awesome if Trojan or Durex asked Levi Johnston to be their new spokesman?
Shamar (o wow, a real name!?) says
Love this, while “Gir” wasn’t very elequent in his language, he made a at least half decient, point by point, logical argument against an opposing point.
And he/she is met with simple childish personal attacks.
This is why our democracy is flawed (ahhh, another scary terrorist, card carrying “red”… Jesus!)
Leave the baby talk for the school yard kids, the adults are talking politics.
(by the way gir,and everyone else, racism and heterosexism have NO place in a intelegent modern society.)
Ironlung says
this has turned from rep. vs dems to dumbfuck americans being confundlizeded by the brits. (i put a “z” in there for you)
awesome.
come on gir, brighten up my day some more.
i bloody hope you are british otherwise ill look like a right cunt.
J Bollocks says
Wo there! I bet you HS dudes have left the office to celebrate this one with a case or two of champers “Bollingers to exact”
At least it’ll knock that “big dick” blog off the #1 spot.
Speaking of which, what do you tell your Nan when you visit? “Oh I work in the city Nan, you know publishing stuff about very big dongs”
Sarah says
darf
Joke Police says
Nothing will ever topple the Big Dick thread. Although there are quite a lot of big dicks in this thread.
And I’m not sure if it counts when half the posts are clearly from the same person.
I just noticed I wrote a bad word. Does that mean that all opinions contained within this post are instantly invalidated? At least I didn’t spell anything wrong.
uberman says
ms proud non republican – why go to a Catholic school and have sex? Isn’t that, uuh, against the rules? Isn’t birth control against the rules? I’m, uhm, confused…..are you also divorced, too? I’m confused. Glad you don’t have any stds but I heard syphillis does erode the brain…
StayathomeMom says
I know why the British guy is so mean – I’ve been to England. All they eat is boiled meat and potatoes – he’s probably constipated. The Brits love America because we are free and prosperous. We have huge, lovely homes, beautiful cities, nice roomy cars, and don’t have to bow to some old frump and pay for their high living………The McCain Palin ticket is the winner! They love America and have the experience, presence and sense to run this country.If picking on Sarah’s child is all the other side has, they are obviously in trouble. Heck, a community organizer, whatever that is, with two memoirs. What has he done to write about, besides snort cocaine?
Tommies Dad says
Good grief – would you people rather the girl had murdered the baby in utereo? Is that what you’re all so hot and bothered about? Do you really think that today’s teens, as sophisticated as they are with condoms on the rack at every store, are so ignorant they don’t know about birth control? Like some teacher can tell them something they don’t already know about this? You are so ignorant! I hope this Gir person doesn’t have kids – think of what they would be listening to in that house.
Gilbert Wham says
I’m fairly sure Gir is american. As for Marxist, all you sockpuppets, I wish to god you were blessed with one in charge. Obama is not a Marxist. In fact, fuck Marxism, you need a good dose of the jackboot. Watching something like the Khmer Rouge sweep through your country dragging all your jesus-freak retards out of the herd and culling them would give me material to beat off to in the dark for the rest of my life. Why, I’m turgid at the very thought of it.
gir says
“UnRepublican (is that like UnAmerican)”
That’s exactly it. Stupid fucking cunt.
gir says
“Good grief – would you people rather the girl had murdered the baby in utereo?”
Actually I prefer babies to be born and then murdered; slowly tortured to death by flashbulbs.
“I hope this Gir person doesn’t have kids – think of what they would be listening to in that house.”
HAHAHAHAHAA better than the child abuse of forced ignorance.
gir says
“Love this, while “Gir” wasn’t very elequent in his language,”
WHAT THE FUCK, I use a two dollar word like “microcosm” correctly and I get no fucking respect for it. Socioeconomic? No? Elementary Rhetoric….surely someone is familiar with that concept?
Ironlung says
@ stayathomemom
you are confusing meanness with exasperation. see, this is what happens when the americans are left to their own devices.
you know how sometimes your kid just doesn’t “get it”, and won’t shut up? and you end up shouting at them, waving your hands in the air before realising; i guess they just need to grow up and learn a little more about the world.
Palin for President says
Gir/Gil: Are you two married – you sure sound alike. Gir – From Websters:
–adjective 1. inflated, overblown, or pompous; bombastic: I think you nailed it – this should be on all Democratic Party literature – it’s like their budgets (hee, hee)
gir says
Pretty sure that’s not a real dictionary entry.
StayathomeMom says
Gilbert Wham – I am so sorry for you. If it hadn’t been for Jesus, you wouldn’t be here now. If it were not for the gun toting rednecks as you all refer to the Sarah Palins, you would all be speaking some other language not enjoying this wonderful freedom of being able to post your comments here, filthy language and all.There are some countries where you would be put into prison for that.Sarah Palin and her family are decent, hardworking, self-made Americans who put people like you to shame. If your posts here are your best contribution to our wonderful country, may God have mercy on your souls.
gir says
Hey, dumbshit: Gilbert Wham is one o’ them filthy foreigners.
And quit with your masturbatory martyrdom okay? It’s really tiresome to hear yet another self-pitying Christian whine about how they do everything for everyone and get less respect than Rodney Dangerfield. Give it a fucking rest.
E. Bunny says
Hello fellow God-fearing American,
I just received a message from James Brown. The almighty’s name has been invoked a few times in this thread. James is not The Almighty, but he is the godfather of soul. All other operators were busy with the impending hurricanes off the coast.
James B. says thusly:
Hecklerspray is a satirical website, that appears to be British based; verily stayathome mom, gun toting rednecks have done nothing for these writers besides offer an easy target for ridicule.
Thusly, verily, foremost, you guys look like dumb dumbs carrying on this stupid political conversation on a news satire site. (Don’t you see the article making fun of your arch nemesis Michael Moore?
The greatest commandment for posting on a satirical website reads, thusly:
If you can’t say something smart-@$$d, don’t say anything at all.
James B.
P.S. somebody please dig up my body and place me in a cemetary, instead of my daughter’s {as far as the DNA test show} backyard.
Thanks James.
AAAAOOOOOW! You make E. Bunny feel good too!
Shamar (o wow, a real name!?) says
gir, I was making a reference to the attacked made on your argument based only on the fact you used “bad” words. Props on the 37 dollar words, but give people something arbitrary to complain about, in order to ignore the actual argument, and they will. Haha
I’m simply here to kill time during my commute analyzing diffrent argument styles.
Ironlung says
how long before we get an X factor style election?
seriously.
come on, it couldn’t get any worse.
GirsGirl says
Gir Baby – bite my ass, you queen ass sucking fool.
HB says
LEVI, YOU ARE NO REDNECK
Richard Barrett
Levi Johnston, the foul-mouthed, eighteen-year-old Alaskan, whose
“relationship” with Bristol Palin, the seventeen-year-old daughter
of Sarah Palin, the choice of John McCain for the Republican
vice-presidential nomination, claims to be a “(deleted) redneck.” He is not.
The claim by Levi, on his since-removed “Myspace” webpage,
stated that the hockey-player, with shaggy hair, wispy beard
and necklace, originally kept confidential until revealed by
investigative-reporters, was in a “relationship,” but did not desire
children. Palin, who is married to an Eskimo and has had a
genetically-defective child, later said that Levi would marry
Bristol, who was five-months pregnant with Levi’s child. Levi, who
declined comment, did not confirm any marriage-plans, however.
A “redneck” is a white person, who works long hours in the sun
and who acquires a “red neck,” as a result. The most extant and
homogeneous white-populace is indigenous to the Southern United
States, which also has the hottest, most-tropical climate, so
“redneck” is, usually, associated with the South. Insofar as the
former-Confederacy has the largest-percentage per-capita of
descendants of African-slaves, “rednecks” are, also, known as
staunch-segregationists, who have generated “Jim Crow,” “Black Codes”
and “white-flight,” in order to prevent “black-power” from overtaking
not only their region, but the entire nation. The Solid-South, termed
the Bible-Belt for its strong Christian-traditions, has the most
churches, per-capita, and is regarded as highly moral-oriented.
Jon Hinson, a GOP-Congressman, caught in homosexuality, and
Jimmy Swaggert, a televangelist patronizing prostitutes, both with
“redneck” roots, tearfully apologized, in reliance on the Southern
and Scriptural dictum of “go and sin no more.” Levi, on the other
hand, has offered no such “apology” or “repentance.” “Rednecks,”
invariably, combine morality, politics and religion, in what some
have called a “social-conservative” agenda. After the Civil War,
they became vigilantes, sometimes called “nightriders,” uprooting
Scalawags, native-Southerners who were in cahoots with Negroes, and
Carpetbaggers, Northern-occupiers who attempted to force integration.
They continue to operate under the Cross and glory in their
militancy. Levi has shown no such traits.
“Redneck” need not be necessarily confined to any geographic-area.
A “redneck” may be seen, driving a pick-up truck in Mississippi, flying
a Confederate-flag, with a bumper-sticker, “Segregation, Hell, I’m
for Slavery”, just as much as a youth in chilly Latvia, waving a
Confederate-flag to call for the overthrow of Communism, or a
South-Boston Irishman, festooning a Shamrock and demanding an
end to forced-bussing. But, wherever they may be, “rednecks” share a
common-bond. They are “have-nots,” who describe themselves as “poor,
but proud.” Purity of blood is uppermost to them and miscegenation is
tantamount to a capital-offense. Those who fornicate or, even,
fraternize, across racial-lines, have been subjected to protests,
ostracism and, even, lynchings by “rednecks.”
“Rednecks” couple with their own kind, excluding not only Negroes,
but Asiatics, Indians and Hispanics. So, Levi disqualified himself by
copulating with an Eskimo. “Rednecks,” also, insist on “purity” of
blood, which would instantly reject sexual-relations with someone
with the congenitally-diseased, “red-man” genes of the Palins.
Communist websites continually mock “rednecks” for what they term
being “inbred,” as part of their appeal to integrate and “blend” all
colors, blood and nations. “Rednecks” are prolific. They make up for
fewer material-goods with more bountiful families, according to the
Scriptural-admonition to “be fruitful and multiply.” Levi’s
declaration that he desired no children fits more into some
“hippy” or “new-age” genre, than the “redneck” mode.
“Rednecks,” being close to the soil, Jeffery White calls them
“country-boys,” have established strong bonds and notions
about the worth-ethic. They are quick to renounce “loafers” and
“welfare-types,” using Negroes and Indians as examples of their
disdain. They were called “New Dealers,” then “Wallace-Democrats,”
then “Reagan-Democrats,” coming down on the side of strong and
nurturing government and against the haughty, greedy and elitist.
Unlike Levi, given the choice of mingling with folks living in
trailers or meandering through estates of some big-shots,
“rednecks” would feel more “at home” with the trailers. The man as
head-of-the-home is non-negotiable with them, which is why the
overwhelming vote against the Equal Rights Amendment emanated
from the South.
Privation and oppression have stalked “rednecks,” but not Levi.
“Rednecks” speak up, in behalf of “social-justice” in the workplace,
but equally demand social-discipline in the home. They paddle a
wayward child, the same as some unworthy public-figure. When, in
Jackson, Mississippi, the preachers at the Crossgates Baptist Church,
First Baptist Church and Griffith Memorial Methodist Church were
nabbed having improper sexual-relationships, the “rednecks” quickly
ousted them. There was no “praise” heaped upon them. No assertion
that the goings-on were “private.” “Rednecks” may be tolerant of
drinking, cussing, carousing and, even, running afoul of the law, but
Levi’s Eskimo-escapade has prompted only, “I never knew you, depart
from me, ye that work iniquity.”
http://www.skinheadz.com/news/articles/2008/090301.html
http://www.youtube.com/v/T7bWZ9LUv2g&hl=en
Copyright 2008 Skinheadz
euclid says
Christ on a rusty bike. I step away for a couple of days, and THIS?
When did H-spray become the Repugnican Roost?
This thread achieves some kind of acme of shitheadedness.
Newsflash for the Jesus People: when He comes back to
judge us all He is giving the planet back to the cockroaches,
not a bunch of self-laudatory, pompous, arrogant, self-righteous
fuckheads who think that by putting His name in every
sentence they are Holy. If Jesus were alive today, he’d never stop throwing up.
gir says
AHAHAHAHAHAHA holier-than-thou white power types on hecklerspray. Will wonders never cease?
gir says
Oh, and thanks for the offer, but my heart belongs to Hyde.
Gilbert Wham says
If it wasn’t for the fact that we let all your wingnut ancestors bugger off on a ship and found that ill-advised colony, we wouldn’t be in this mess. The whole thing was a dreadful mistake…
gir says
Man, where will the coveted white power vote go this time? One one side it’s a black dude for president, and on the other it’s an Eskimo-lover for vice.
Probably makes them long for the 2004 election cycle, when the only blackness involved was Dick Cheney’s heart.
Elmo says
Methinks the smelly English are still sore because we whupped their arses and got away from the Queens Cult. Thankfully so or we’ll all end up inbred fools with big ugly ears. wearing skirts and knee sox, married to rotweillers. Ugh, get that picture out of my mind – thank god they are too senile to reproduce!
ArnolddlonrA says
Elmo-you nailed it! face it, Brits female politicians have all been hags – they’d give anything to have Sarah!
Sarah says
Hey Gilbert, nobody gives a fuck that you’re British. It’s not very logical to think that you’re smarter than the average American simply because your mother squatted you out in some particular location…it just means you more likely to have bad teeth and like marmite.
And thanks, Elmo, for making Americans look like giant cunts.
Sarah says
Ooops, I left out a word. I guess that make me a stupid American. Or a poor typer. I am a little delirious from this massive hangover.
Sarah says
I’m 26 and I’m apathetic. Is this normal?
gir says
Elmo had help
Sarah says
i get it…wooo i’m a giant cunt.
still apathetic.
J Bollocks says
I can’t be fucked to read all those comments but I’m fairly sure it’s mostly your fault gir.
Although when reviewing my comment I also read elmo’s comment and thought I might remind him that the scum Americans always came in late to “save the world” in two world wars and only after they had made a fucking big profit out of it.
J Bollocks says
To illustrate my point, Great Britain is still paying off those “Liberty” ships that the USA sold them that rolled like your 12yo sister in the hay with your cousin and your brother elmo.
AJ says
Wow, I have a little too much of a life to read every single comment here, but I made it through a good chunk of them. Still amazing yet not surprising. Why do so many people not vote? Why is voter apathy especially prevalent amongst twenty-somethings? Read through this bullshit. This is why. Sorry, but we overly-entitled, better-off-than-our-parents, immature little ingrates are just too special and important for this nonsense. Go ahead and rip each other apart, we don’t care, and just like in ’04, we aren’t voting. Please just leave us alone and let us buy our consumer goods and live our upper-middle-class lives in peace.
gir says
hahahaha no i wasnt talking about you sarah
gir says
and j bollocks is still a huge retard fag
Sarah says
oh, perhaps i was being a little defensive. and yeah, he’s a douche bag, that’s for sure.
Sarah says
most twenty-something americans don’t bother voting because we know how pointless it is, illustrated in horrifying detail by the election in 2000. the electoral college elects our president, not us. the popular vote doesn’t count for shit, and we know it. so on election day, i’m rolling up a phatty and and heading to the clairmont lounge with a stack of ones, cause that’s going to do more to stimulate our languishing economy than this stupid farce of an election. Bush’s economics are the worst thing to happen to this country since pantyhose ruined finger fucking…to borrow one from the eloquent Lyndon B. Johnson. they don’t make them like they used to.
J Bollocks says
Looks like you’re in there with Sarah gir, See I DO have my uses!
Sarah says
no, no, you’re still absolutely useless, never fear.
Joke Police says
I love the way people get excited about girls on the internet. Do you people not know – There Are No Girls On The Internet.
gir says
I’m a girl
Joke Police says
I hope Hyde knew that. Quite a bombshell for a Tuesday afternoon.
gir says
Of course she does. She loves me for me.
dianeKPB says
gir – sit back and take a breather. you have better things to say than to respond to this trivial non-sense in this thread. Our two largest cities are anchorage and Fairbanks respectively. Everthing else is small town. The mat-su valley and the kenai peninsula were founded by homesteaders. Mostly farmers. These communitites mostly kept to themselves, and preferred this way of like. Over twenty years ago anchorage was becoming overly citified and thus a mass exodus to the mat-su valley and the kenia peninsula began. This redneck thing is as follow: for years the high schoolers have had an ongoing battle with each other and by each other I mean those in the city and those outside of the city. Anchorage and Fairbanks are the “city” and those outside of these city limits are considered country or rednecks. So. in the face of high school spirit these students, mostly boys competing in sports will say “yeah bring it on!!” we’re rednecks and we’ll kick you city a**. It’s that simple no big deal unless you’re the media looking for sensationalism. As far as those three dummies, how can anybody put any substance behind immature high school girls. We all know that 99 % of what we are given to ready is all taken out of context.
So when did standing up to the plate and taking responsibility for your actions become such a horrible thing? There are so many young men who walk away from their pregnant girlfriends and never look back.
It is my opinion that we need to teach the consequences that come with having sex, in school and at home. Sarah palin’s stand on this issue is from being a Christian, which is not to say she will try or can for that matter to change government policy on this. She is entitled to her beliefs as we all are. Ain’t america great!!
Bad karma comes from shooting animal for trophy not for food. Two completely different issues.
This website will you an insight to policies for hunting and fishing in our state.
http://www.alaskaoutdoorcouncil.org/about.html
this website will tell you about aerial wolf hunting
http://www.slate.com/id/2199140/
we belong to nra so we can have guns to keep Hollywood out of our state.
gir says
AHAHAHA shut up you stupid hick
dianeKPB says
i’m no hick gir. i had a preconcieved notion that you had both intelligence and common sense. i was quite wrong and very disappointed . you have neither. what makes you so hateful?
gir says
not only are you a stupid hick you are annoying
AND IM VERY INTELLIGENT my mom said so it’s just so HARD TO post on INTERNET
J Bollocks says
Sarah, here’s a hint from someone who’s undoubtedly better educated and better looking than you. Go fuck yourself.
J Bollocks says
dianeKPB, I’m with you re gir. Like all small minded critters it responds best to a good kicking. Don’t try to reason… Put your ideas up and then kick the pricks who can’t be bothered to read them, let alone understand them.
I still can’t tell whether some insane asylum in the US lets their inmates on the web, or some Japanese hacker decided to create some blogging web-bot using every worst known feature of humanity.
PS Love the way Joke Police comes to girs rescue after implying gir was a frothy-mouth dick!
Joke Police says
I can feel an epic romance coming on. J Bollocks and dianeKPD – it’s meant to be.
gir says
AHAHAHA the dude that gets all upset over internet haiku contests is calling me small-minded
I feel vindicated
dianeKPB says
mommies will tell their sad little boys anything so they stop crying
J Bollocks says
gir, oops i forgot, i’ve got a life…
Sarah says
i’m not sure how looks became a part of the discussion, seeing as you don’t know what i look like…as for your level of education, i have no idea because i don’t know anything about your background. i doubt you’re smarter than me, however, because you’re not so good with logic and critical thinking. but eh, i’m not too bent out of shape about it, because i am hot, and you know, that’s pretty great. the perks are nice…
Sarah says
and perhaps you forgot you had a life because you don’t really have one, afterall…
J Bollocks says
touche’ lol
ps love those perks
Young Republican says
I gotta say, I’m 16 years old and am pretty conservative, which I guess statistically would be surprising to many people, however, I am open minded an am willing to listen to both sides of the political spectrum even if I have to listen to a whole bunch of bull-shit, which is how it went this year. I do have one really good friend who is a democrat and she was really excited about Barrack Obama winning the election, I however am not convinced he is going to be as great as he personnally has hyped himself up to be. But let me get to the point. Like I said, I’m a conservative and also open-minded, and I’ve got to say, reading some of what these liberal democrats wrote on this forum reassured me that I am on the right side of things. Every single one of these posts by democrats is defensive. Why would you have to be that defensive if you knew what you believed in or what you were saying was correct or morally sound. Abortion is the most sick, disgusting thing I have ever heard of in my life. Backing my belief in this is the fact that in getting an abortion, you are failing to take responsibility for your own actions, which I feel is often the mantra for any democrat. They don’t want to take care of their mistakes. Also, having an aunt who can’t have children, it makes me sick to think that a perfectly healthy woman couldn’t at the least go through with just 9 months (not even a year) of child-bearing so that someone else could adopt that child and love it as their own. The second reason why this forum has reassured me is because not only is nearly every entry by a democratic highly defensive, it is also filled with random four-letter words that shouldn’t even be in anyone’s vocabulary. The language is so vile and not only that, it makes you look stupid and way undereducated. Everyone says a swear word occasionally, but when you say them every other word it tells a lot about a person. First of all, they are most likely not the most morally upright person, secondly, if they are going to say those words in excess, they have nothing interesting or good to say. If I had something interesting or important to say, I wouldn’t be cussing every other word. It’s a HUGE turn off. Nobody feels comfortable and the person who is doing it just sounds ignorant. You know what? When these liberals on this forum went off on their defensive f this c that rants they sounded so much more like the “stupid redneck republicans” than anyone else. I’d like to end this by saying that I mean no disrespect towards all democrats. That said, I don’t worship every republican either. I am simply saying that the way most democrats act on forums like this is atrocious and hateful, two qualities that make me less and less likely to even consider what you are thinking (not that I’d agree with it, but I might look at it). If someone bashed me for being too pro-life, I take that as a compliment. Nobody would flaunt that they were an atheist or that they were racist! Why would anyone be proud to be for abortions? I’m glad I’m anti-abortion, so thanks for making me feel good about myself, I would say. Also, when reading this, keep in mind that one of my best friends and a couple of my other friends are democrats, so I would most certainly not discriminate against all, I am simply against most of the ones who wrote messages above mine.
Long message over….
~young republican
gir says
Pretty liberal with the words though.
Joke Police says
I can’t believe you called me a sweary defensive liberal, you cunty cuntbag. I am about as defensive as Keegan-era Newcastle and definitely not fucking sweary.
‘Nobody would flaunt that they were an atheist or that they were racist’ – now atheism is as bad as racism. Help.
ps cunt
gir says
hahaha holy shit look at this pile of 16 year old pronouncements:
“Backing my belief in this is the fact that in getting an abortion, you are failing to take responsibility for your own actions, which I feel is often the mantra for any democrat.”
“it makes me sick to think that a perfectly healthy woman couldn’t at the least go through with just 9 months (not even a year) of child-bearing”
“Everyone says a swear word occasionally, but when you say them every other word it tells a lot about a person. First of all, they are most likely not the most morally upright person,”
and the coup-de-grace of hypocritical stupidity:
“I’d like to end this by saying that I mean no disrespect towards all democrats.”
gir says
Let me put these right next to each other, because the juxtaposition is simply breathtaking:
“you are failing to take responsibility for your own actions, which I feel is often the mantra for any democrat.”
cf.
“I’d like to end this by saying that I mean no disrespect towards all democrats.”
Reading comprehension questions:
1) Compare and contrast the two above statements. Highlight the difference between the usage of “any” and “all”.
2) Attempt to explain how these statements are not contradictory. Failing that, insult liberals and/or democrats and call them defensive.
3) Snappy answers to stupid proclamations: “If I had something interesting or important to say, I wouldn’t be cussing every other word.”
I guess it’s lucky that you don’t, then. Go nuts.
Joke Police says
ah, the good old days….