Listen, I don’t even know what to fucking say anymore. This time it’s Louis CK. This time he whipped out his dick and jerked off in front of at least five women who were NOT down with it (who just whips their dick out and starts jerking off like that???!!!). Even Courtney Cox confirms she knew about this shit, so, yeah, it’s a thing.
I’d heard rumors about this shit before, so kind of like with Kevin Spacey, I wasn’t 100% surprised when this news came out, but that doesn’t mean it’s any more pleasant to report on.
I wasn’t going to blog about this until tomorrow because I’m super tired and busy, but then I got so pissed off that I couldn’t resist.
This is some serious bullshit. Kevin Spacey was my favorite actor for YEARS. I was obsessed with that guy! And I’ve always been a huge fan of Louis C.K., and now, because they can’t stop grabbing dicks or whipping out dicks, I’m left with this really nasty feeling in the pit of my stomach because I spent years praising guys who were making other people miserable in some of the worst ways possible.
While it’s great that people are being exposed for their true shittiness, nothing about any of this is good. Realizing that we can’t have anything nice because everyone is fucking gross doesn’t make me feel good. Unlike when I blog about Taylor Swift, there is no enjoyment is trashing these men because it’s serious bullshit that I have to.
That being said, writing about all these people being accused of sexual assault/harassment has lead to a big first in my blogging career! A guy commented on my Ben Affleck tweaking Hilarie Burton’s boob blog that he hopes I kill myself. How I managed to go all these years without being told to go kill myself is literally beyond me. I mean, did you read my drunken review of that Netflix Bella Thorne movie? Awful. Anyway, the guy who commented signed under the name “Max”, but I think it’s pretttttttyyyyy safe to say that it was probably Matt Damon. Goddammit, Damon! Stop constantly jumping to Ben’s defense! You need to relax!