It’s fair to say that we are a planet of animal lovers and different nations have their own unique way of looking after various creatures.

In western civilisation, we often raise various animals from birth and look after them until they make that sad final visit to the vet or to the toilet to be flushed away. Other countries in the Far East also have a love for our cuddly domestic pets. The slight difference here being that they prefer to serve them up on a bed of crunchy rocket salad drizzled in sweet and sour sauce.

In pet stakes, there are two major players when it comes to the nation’s number one pet. You’re either a cat or a dog person. Everyone has their favourite and hecklerspray is no exception. We will now sum up why dogs completely rule and why cats should piss off back to the corner they came out of.