You know those summer days where you're lounging by the pool, you're wearing your brimmed hat, you've got on your white nose-cream, and your shades. You know those summer days where the sun just keeps beating down on you, and the temperature is hot enough to make mercury boil? Well on those days, nothing goes down like a nice cold glass of Danny DeVito.
And nothing tastes better on the barbie than Rhea Perlman, but that's tomorrow's story. Now if you've ever seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and you've thought to yourself "Self… I say self, that Danny DeVito looks mighty refreshing," then have we got good news for you. He's a drink now. Reportedly a ham-based one. The manufacturer recommends you drink it with a spoon.
Actually… we said actually… the drink is Danny DeVito's way of making light of his drunken The View appearance from a while back. His beverage is the stuff he was actually sloshed on – limoncellos to be specific. It's a drink so strong it makes Rosie O'Donnell look like a cozy lap to sit on.
Remember when Danny DeVito stumbled about drunkenly on the set of the view, and then George Clooney took the blame for it? well that experience gave DeVito a fine idea. Or it gave someone a good idea anyway – maybe it was Harbrew Imports, the liqueur company he's partnering with. The two of them are making a DeVito inspired drink. The brand name that's been settled on is Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello. The manufacturing setting is painted in lemon-fresh detail:
"Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello Liqueur is produced and bottled on an estate nestled amid thousands of lemon trees on Italy’s breathtaking Sorrento Peninsula on the Amalfi Coast. His Limoncello is made from the zest – or the outer, yellow skin – of flavorful Sorrento Lemons, which are revered worldwide for their remarkable aroma, rich essential oils, exceptional juice and acid content. Sorrento Lemons are cultivated with meticulous care and each tree is protected from the threat of harsh weather by a mesh covering suspended from tall wooden frames."
Mmmmmm. The same people go on to tell us about Twinkie making:
"Daisy yellow spongecake is kissed by the sun, then delicately filled with thick rich creme that pumps into it faster than a horny beagle at a poodle party."
Did the liqueur people really tell it like that? How would they know Hostess recipes anyway? Is that even a complete sentence? Regardless, here's some info on the availability of Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello:
"Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello will be available in retail third quarter of this year. The product will be available initially in 750ml and 50ml “mini” sizes. Harbrew Imports plans to add a 375ml bottle later. The suggested retail price for the 750ml bottle will be $23.99."
$23.99 for a full bottle of Danny DeVito? We sure hope they can break thousand dollar bills, because that's all we ever have on us. About a dozen of those. Twelve one thousand dollar bills. On us all the time. Ladies.
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Viking Lumberjack says
I read somewhere that a celebrity waxworks museum caught fire, and at the end all of the wax sculptures were statues of Danny DeVito.