For a while now, myself and many other people have been discussing how much of a head case Taylor Swift seems to be. She’s comes off as a stage five clinger, needy ass girlfriend who probably cries and threatens to cut herself if you don’t text her back after five minutes. And if you end it? Have fun having an entire album written about you.
Now, after dozens of boyfriends and endless nights crying into her stuffed unicorn, even people on Taylor’s team think she’s strange and needs to maybe knock off dating for a while so she can lose her whole Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction” reputation. Taylor Swift can’t go five minutes without a boyfriend so I don’t see this panning out well.
Sources close to Taylor (probably Justin Bieber getting back at her for talking smack about him to Taylor Swift) say Taylor’s personality turns guys off and that’s why she is to relationships what Leonardo DiCaprio is to the Oscars (they just can’t win). The source says:
Taylor?s advisers are tired of setting her up on dates only to have her strange personality scare men away.?Taylor is almost impossible to find dates for because of the nature of her music, which focuses heavily on heartbreak and ex-boyfriends. None of the guys she shows interest in want to be the subject of a mean song six months down the road or be painted the bad guy, so Taylor?s team want her to take a break from boys.
When your own people are like “You’re going to be forever alone because dudes think you’re nuts” then maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your behaviors.
When I think about the only time I’ve ever truly related to a Taylor Swift song, it was when I was 23-years-old, insanely drunk in the back of a cab, singing “You Belong With Me” into a hot dog, which I later heaved up into my hair. ?That was Fall 2009, or as I like to call it: that point in my life that never happened and if you ask about it I’ll say I was in a coma. My point? When girls who are at their most pathetic and insane romantically are relating to you, maybe you need to get your shit together.