Eva Longoria, star of Desperate Housewives and practically nothing else, has apologised to Jennifer Aniston for wearing a t-shirt that could, would and probably did upset her.

The T-shirt in question – we believe is 100% cotton with a crew neck – had the print ‘I’ll have your baby, Brad‘ embalzoned on the front. We have no idea of the colour.

Eva wore the devil’s own garment while out shopping. She got papped, and now she’s sorry.

"I do regret wearing it" Eva pleaded.

"I have written to Jennifer Aniston to express my sympathies over her marriage."

Be honest, who knows what the hell is written on their t-shirt
sometimes? So long as it fits and isn’t turquoise you’re normally on
safe ground.

No quote from Jennifer’s camp on how she reacted to the Eva Longoria (DVDs) mercy letter, or even if she’s read it.

We send Jennifer Aniston parcels all the time and never once has she thanked us for all that underwear. It was M&S as well.

Brad Pitt split with former Friends actress Jennifer Aniston earlier this year. Angelina Jolie has been cited as a possible catalyst. As have cold winters and a lack of fibre in Brad’s diet.

Whatever the reason it appears Jennifer is definitely having trouble letting go of feelings for her ex-hubby.

"I will love him for the rest of my life. He’s a fantastic man."

Isn’t he though? Buy your own Brad Pitt t-shirt at eBay and prove your devotion. Better than ritual suicide, and less messy too.

[story by Chris Laverty]