Eva Longoria Loves Her Shaven Bits
Then buzz it up
November 8th, 2005 at 11:30 by Chris Laverty
And she wants to tell the world about them too. As you do.
The thought of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria naked is quite enough to send most men into a frenzy. But when she starts talking about bikini waxes and the regularity of her pubic hair growth things could take a turn for the hysterical.
Bristly Longoria told Cosmopolitan magazine all about the benefits of losing her dust jacket:
"Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it."
If you have ever wondered, now you know. No enough? Don’t worry, she has not finished yet.
"Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back."
Anyone out there think Eva Longoria (DVDs) is just a trifle overrated? We digress, as usual, but she just strikes us as a pretty lady with a tiny waist. We seem to be missing the whole ‘world phenomenon’ bit.
Maybe her candid attitude to bedroom secrets is the clincher?
Want to know when thirty-year-old Longoria had her first orgasm? Yeah, like she would tell you.
"I didn’t have my first one until I was twenty-six. It was that recent. Before that it was like, ‘I think I did’. But when I finally did have one, I was like, ‘What’s going on with my body? Oh, my God!!!!!‘"
We stand corrected.
Read More:
Eva Longoria’s Brazilian love-life – Female First
[story by Chris Laverty]
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October 27th, 2006 at 1:56 am
Hahahahaha….. whoever wrote this article is genious….
I love the ending: “we stand corrected”
Awesome!