The thought of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria naked is quite enough to send most men into a frenzy. But when she starts talking about bikini waxes and the regularity of her pubic hair growth things could take a turn for the hysterical.
Bristly Longoria told Cosmopolitan magazine all about the benefits of losing her dust jacket:
"Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it."
If you have ever wondered, now you know. No enough? Don’t worry, she has not finished yet.
"Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back."
Anyone out there think Eva Longoria (DVDs) is just a trifle overrated? We digress, as usual, but she just strikes us as a pretty lady with a tiny waist. We seem to be missing the whole ‘world phenomenon’ bit.
Maybe her candid attitude to bedroom secrets is the clincher?
Want to know when thirty-year-old Longoria had her first orgasm? Yeah, like she would tell you.
"I didn’t have my first one until I was twenty-six. It was that recent. Before that it was like, ‘I think I did’. But when I finally did have one, I was like, ‘What’s going on with my body? Oh, my God!!!!!‘"
We stand corrected.
[story by Chris Laverty]