Heads up for some more Eurovision betting odds. Or don’t, you’re getting them anyway.

With the Eurovision Song Contest so darn close, you’ll be pleased to know that the construction of the official Eurovision stage is almost complete. But who’s the main technical supplier of the 2008 Eurovision Song Contest for lighting, sound, video, power, stage construction and? Why, the German company PROCON, of course. They really are the best. Hey PROCON, you got your plug – now send us that 8406-03 6 button master control panel like we agreed.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Portugal, with help from Paddy Power…

Portugal (pop. 10,566,212; a democratic republic located on the west and southwest parts of the Iberian Peninsula) V‰ania Fernandes, Senhora Do Mar

We went to Senhora Do Mar once. Caught dysentery. But seriously, you people deserve an apology. For the last week, these Eurovision songs have been nothing but miserable lovelorn depressoballads, and that’s also the case today. Senhora Do Mar by Vania Fernandes is yet another overblown, super-dramatic slice of woe that harps on about black waters, salty wounds and waves of sorrow. What’s wrong with these people? Vania lives in Portugal, for god’s sake – she should be singing happy songs about sunshine and impressive long-range renewable energy targets. It should be drizzly old Britain that sings sad songs like this, but that’s not the case – we sing happy songs that depress everyone. It’s all arse about face, we tell you. Current Eurovision betting odds – 100/1

Tomorrow: Romania! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.